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Oh, hello there! I’ve got some news for ya. I from Russia, and it means that I must lose one year of my life in army. It’s a law. In 12 hours I’ll become a soldier. But I don’t worry about it. Problem is that I won’t
broadway-j: Along the lines of fantasy of dominating a girl by tying her up I also think about doing stuff to a girl while she’s asleep or passed out, rubbing my dick on her, jerking off and cumming on her, or gently easing into her mouth or pussy.
//5 Randoms Once you get this you must share 5 random facts about yourself then pass it on to your 10 favorite followers. I was tagged by delvinag 1. I have ADD and OCD 2. I love making music (just the fact that music exists in general, actually, because
the-gameissomething:do you ever feel like you’re just sort of there like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing
alecwiens: I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
noisier: my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and sad about random things in my life
sassy-spoon: When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda
kingga-xo: I’m the type of friend that’s down to sit in the car with you at 3am and talk about whatever
hrm00: I want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing
jesussbabymomma: DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
spenceromg: “i saw this shit coming and i still did nothing about it” - the story of my life
punk-roque: when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not
unplatziert: my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am
technicallity: for someone who’s really cold and distant i think about love a lot
lovesicklester: depression sucks because you could be half way done dancing in your underwear and making cookies and all the sudden everything is pointless and you feel so lost and worthless and have no motivation to breath and it’s like ??????? theses
brutaljuice: I hate when people walk out of my life and then randomly come back, it fucks me up so bad. I start to be okay with the fact that they are gone and when they come back I break again.
borderline–feline: what i say: im sensitive what i mean: my mental illness throws everything out of proportion and my emotions are extremely unpredictable and even the slightest thing going wrong literally makes me want to die
saltfishandbake: people: omg how are you single???? me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if
gryffinewt: PSYCH! i’m about to NUT N: not control my emotions U: unravel into a state of despair T: turn away from god and all light @theonetogo @happybunchoftrees @rageomega
shes-a-maslaniac: idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time
tormentedfantasy: caleia: sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like to tell or not to tell This is me on so many levels.
caecia: some thoughts on language and childhood (click for full quality)
tokai-teio:anyone else ever just read discourse for like 20 seconds then realize “wait i don’t care” and just zoom past it
cuteosphere: augutsy: the tiniest mouse sitting under a little leaf and thinking about gay porn
babybuttercups: PSA: MY SEXUALITY IS NOT SET IN STONE. I WILL CHANGE IT WHENEVER IT MAKES ME MORE COMFORTABLE TO DO SO. I DONT CARE IF ITS CONFUSING FOR YOU. YOUR CONFUSION MEANS DICK COMPARED TO MY PERSONAL WELL BEING AND IDENTITY.
gingerhaze: And something about a lizard person.
nogoodturkey: draw a shitty comic about your feels and post it on the internet
mew2: when people are very very nice to you and make you feel good about yourself
savarend: oh look it is a day ending in y and i’m sad about jean/marco WHAT A SHOCK
homoarigato: can we just talk about if you’re queer and trans* you can call yourself a QT !!!!!!!
the-vashta-nerada: i get really angry about two things: united states politics and sansa stark hate
frostlawyer: have you ever brought up a topic like ableism or misogyny or cissexism around people you love and trust and just seen the boredom and exasperation and ‘here we go again’ in their eyes and suddenly felt a little bit less safe
cute-bird-dad: i think we all have that one piece of media we like that’s basically “i love this thing, but i dont think everyone should watch this thing and would not categorically recommend it to other people i know, this thing has a lot of problems
tummybub: list of cool things to call me (not cute) celestial exquisite ethereal sublime otherworldly alluring magnificent charming fascinating splendid dazzling entrancing radiant
uzusanageyama: stuck in the constant limbo between “really excited about my own writing” and “pretty sure I can’t actually write”
livebloggingmydescentintomadness:barackobamas:14 year olds who complain about how people over 18 shouldnt be on this website anymore need to remember who paved the way. we suffered thru night blogging and forever alone memes. we’ve earned our stay.
creepyjirachi: me watching shows alone: tears up at every little thing, cries at every death & the climax of every arc, is generally very gay and emotionalme watching shows around other people: never cries, makes bad jokes and smart ass comments
sure-on-this-shining-night: mo-bu: dont worry if u see a dark winged figure on ur roof. thats me. im just chillin and making sure that u and ur home are safe @dangerous-tangerine
eliteknightcats:sorry i never heard of that youtuber. i only watch woodworking videos and documentaries about doomed artic explorations
suzysils: I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
fuckiero: Things I Need good skin $$$$$ a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
ogsplendapapi: kandice-wit-a-k: just-call-me-vendetta: imsoshive: jeniphyer: asavageking: bryantsupreme: nowheremam: querida-mia: haute-chocolatte: thetallblacknerd: gochellzgo: buttcheekpalmkang: 27 and 6'4". 25 & 5'2 26 and 6'8
everydayfixxx: suzyycarmichaelll:A lot of folks on here pretend to be a freak for the notes and attention. It’s ok if you just wanna fuck in the missionary position and roll over and go to bed. Don’t allow folks on this site to shame you. 😁
garnetprincesss: gregwuzhere: chillxmami: I like my alone time… it’s actually a necessity. Because of my schedule I don’t get any anymore unless I stay up late and it’s killing me. I absolutely need my alone time. Thankfully my husband and
beltofvenus: theneurotypicals: when you’re in therapy and you feel fine but then you get home and your mental illness is like ‘welcome home honey how was therapy’ #when your mental illness picks you up from therapy
barduils:if you see me wandering the windswept moors and highlands in nothing but a nightgown plastered to my skin with rain, wailing and wringing my hands as i stumble over the already mud-trodden hem, i ask that you do NOT approach. i will be FINE.
aapricots: I’m gonna be tht friend .. like the one when ur in ur 20s and everyone’s in relationships or getting married and there’s the one friend who isn’t. it’ll b me
I thought you forgot about me lol
falloutbong: i love bands and i love being passionate about them aND I LOVE GETTING THE TUNES STUCK IN MY HEAD AND HUMMING THEM ALL DAY AND I LOVE DOODLING THEIR LYRICS IN MY SCHOOL BOOKS AND I LOVE FINDING OUT ALL THE DUMB FACTS AND I LOVE LISTENING
unclefather: honestly, i hate math and i will not do it. if someone asks me to do math i will pretend like i did not hear them and i will leave.
theliftinglife00: Me: I am going to set a reminder for 7am to get up and go to the gymPhone: 7am-Get up and go to the gymMe:
Beautiful selfie of me staring off into the distance thinking about life and all of it’s trials and tribulations.
my ex found my instagram (the bunny one, not my personal one) and started following me and liking my pictures AND I DONT KNOW HOW HE FOUND IT AND IM SO CONFUSED. also people are liking posts I made like two years ago with hardly any notes. neither of
bunabae:halloween 2017
omg so I had two awful dreams one was that my soccer coach benched me for the entire first half of our game tomorrow AND I wasn’t even dressed for the game. when I went to a port-a-potty to change into my soccer clothes, there was literally NO
thecoffeetragedy: friendly reminder that you are allowed encouraged to spam me with headcanons at any time of the day or night.
