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- “And you masturbated thinking about me with Mike?”- “C’mon Ash, really.”- “I’d just really like to know,” she said. “You can tell me.”- “Okay, yeah,” I said. “That night I did… I think.”Honey, have you bought this Cuck
So it stopped pouring like for 2 min. I run out to take some pervy pics for you guys. I take one pic and had about 4 mosquitos on me. Gggrrrrr I rather have 4 guys on me and me do all the sucking. Happy Saturday y'all!!!!
appletears: i wanna hug someone and roll around w them in my bed and bury my face in their chest and smell them and jus feel their arms around me
fatwink:any daddies out there wanna fund my makeup shopping spree? Or just a regular shopping spree? I actually do need new clothes because the ones I have are too small… I also need a car and a license and a new laptop because mine is about 4 years
vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
rissagoosman: Honestly I’m so sick of seeing rich-girl fitness. Don’t show me pretty vegan smoothies in mason jars held by a girl with perfect makeup, a manicure, and a color-coordinated running outfit. Show me diets and workouts that I can manage
karpetshark: i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me
missprettypvicky: hiolivejuicee: I’m not about that “savage” “no feelings” shit. Fuck that. I feel deeply. I got a big ass heart. I’m human and things affect me. Same but I will turn up on that ass if you cross me
steppingoncellphones: Finals: a form of cruel and unusual punishment. In case anyone here’s curious about my face. Picture is a few months old but obviously it had to be this one since my hair looks so much like sex hair.
zinf: rudiecantfailtomakeyousquart: zinf: I wish I didn’t like boys. I’m magnificent and they don’t deserve me. There’s nothing magnificent about cockiness and illusions of grandeur. anyway, im magnificent and boys don’t deserve me.
angryhijabi: why is it that in movies girls only talk about boys when in real life my girl friends and I talk about fashion, human rights, politics, make up, art, literature, sports, buying cars, renting apartments, family problems, social networking,
I wrote about the Tumblr Porn Ban and what it means to me and my communities. “As our lives move increasingly online, spaces that are safe for sex are becoming smaller and smaller. If we push our depictions of sexuality into the shadows, we allow them
Best Pictures of 2013 instead of selfies (because bleugh me, that one picture there is the one good picture of me ever) i decided to pick my fave pics of the year, most of them are of the cats and i am unapologetic about that.
spikespiegell: do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
ashimari: when your super excited about something your friends don’t care about
420memes: one side of the shirt says “nerds rule” and the other side says “i have an inferiority complex because i was called smart when i was young but i realized when i got older that i am not really that smart”
And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it
ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
paperartichokes: this is both about the experience of riding the subway in full cosplay, or about how a mahou shoujo gets around the city. You decide!
feanorr: There’s a point in life when you just stop and think about how your life ended up revolving around smut involving dwarves and hobbits and you’re just
zombiegraycat: i’m a hopeless Romantic. walk with me in the graveyards of gothic cathedrals, transcend the confines of elitist and rationalistic structures of discourse, and join me in an eternal spiritual quest for the strange and sublime.
dakotaaaa: dakotaaaa: Man, I feel so deceptive in job interviews. I never lie, but I do show up in a dress and cute shoes and makeup. And it’s not until the first day of work they realize they’ve hired a big homo. Basically, reverse this makeover
brozoi:9 times out of 10 i sit with my hand/s between my thighs or fucken jammed up in my crotch or something to keep them warm and im always concerned that ill be chilling like that and people around me will notice and make it weird. dont make it weird
brattygf: me: *wants to be secretive, mysterious, and cool* me: *tells my whole life story and more to whoever gives me enough attention*
bpd2-d: Someone: don’t you miss being younger and having no worries and responsibilities :’) Me, lugging my childhood trauma behind me in a garbage bag: Can’t relate
frogyell: someone: hey how are u? me, in the same exact tone and rythmn as the penguins of madagascar: tired and gay, boys. tired and gay
cononeills:tshirt that says “i am normal about the media i enjoy” on the front and “(lying)” on the back
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
dryadalis: otpmusings:halleydoedog:take me laser tagging and then push me into a corner and kiss me. then shoot me and walk away.IMAGINE THE OTPDid you mean Lindsay and Michael Jones
me right now basically: just anticipating an incoming tidal wave of spoilers and a whole lot of chaos. Blehhh
daftpnk: *doesnt care and falls asleep*
teamnowalls: me considering following a non black person: *searches who they interact with, who theyre mutuals with. what i know about them offhand, what they post vs what they like, how many black people they have on they blog and if they actually give
thelovelybones124: Say at least one good thing. It could be anything 🤗💖 I’m good with my hands. I’m the extended family’s handyman/mechanic. I’m a good family man for my wife and kids.
kinzomg: gregwuzhere:I can’t wait for tonight…. How did it go? It went great. We had a blast. We done been up and down this strip, I won a whole $.25 on the slots, and I keep getting propositioned by a nun with thongs and pasties over her nipples
virid-escent: kingjaffejoffer: When the meme is too relatable Lmfaoooooo I get to work early and sit in my car just tryna get my mind right for the day, and here these niggas come up to my window talking bout shit I could care less about. This is
poobit:ok im curious: tag ur sexuality/gender and an era you are aesthetically into: ex, im a bi trans man and i love the 20s-60s Bisexual woman and I LOVE learning about the Mongolian Empire.
auricwarden:“i would die for you” this, “i’d walk through fire for you that”what about “i’d live for you” romances? what about “i never thought i’d be worth the work it would take to piece myself together”?what about “i don’t
sickfake:man i’m so clingy but i’m rly lowkey about it like i won’t text u more than three times if u stop responding but i’ll probably cry myself to sleep for two weeks straight and wonder what i did to make u hate me even if u have a reasonable
allcapshalsey: highkey just want a tall boy that’s a little older than me that has brown eyes and dark hair and is nice and socially aware and tells me im beautiful all the time and is kind of mysterious
pararoses: Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh
thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont then i feel really guilty about it and
tallulahblues: I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I
vogueltalia: usually it’s so hard to talk about how i feel and articulate what i want to express but it’s so nice to write for myself because i can use grand, lovely euphemisms and tropes only i could understand to create beauty out of my evils
thesolitaryfaery: I get crushes on girls really easily. It’s terrible. Chances are if you’re a girl and you were nice to me more than once I have probably fantasized about holding your hand.
black-jaida: blxck-gold: sehuns-left-testicle: fanfiction: “he ran his fingers through your hair as you fell asleep”me: lmfao im weak Fuck around and lose ya hands
k1mkardashian: me: *wakes up in the middle of the night and throws on a silk robe with nothing underneath and stands on the balcony of my mansion in malibu and stares at the moon lit ocean while listening to ultraviolence*
Alright, I was tagged by sunshinespunchlines, so here goes. 1. Why did you choose your URL? I am a total clusterfuck of human, and also a chronic insomniac. Felt right. 2. What is your middle name? Uhhhhhh. How about an initial? J. 3. If
zayniepaynie: i honestly really want to be zayn’s best friend and get the privilege to being in his life as someone he trusts and cares about who he can sit and talk about nothing and everything with. like i want to be someone he goes to when he needs
eremazing: me: -at my grandmas house, sees an article about a transwoman-me: oh!! thats so nice im so happy for herentire family: that is a MAN!!me:
Soooooo apparently this guy I’m seeing is friends with all the druggies I went to hs with. This is a small fucking world. And he probably told them all about me omg this is too weird.
and not only that but guess whatthere’s this girl i knew irl in my first year of college who was at first nice but then a big jerk to me and tried to get me to do her school work for her and even try to get free art from me etcwell one day she insulted
Thought about touching myself this morning and then felt myself and realized that I’m still me and cried on he floor for two hours. Life really is a gift 💕
chancellorchile: Rose quartz being aro makes so much sense. She has trouble diferenciating the line between romantic love versus other forms of love and it’s especially shown with pearl and Greg. Rose quartz is aro rose quartz is aro rose quartz is
catastrophan:do you ever love a person so much you’d listen to them talk about dirt for 3 hours
shrekjpeg: when u excited about something and ur friend isnt
me and my sister were very devastated by the ending of “princess tutu”
and one more thing, i am not the only artist who hates back-handed compliments like that on their ship artthere are many artists who have made posts talking about it and how rude it can actually come across as no matter the intentionjust say a decent
