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Sex With Sexy Old MaidHello readers, this is John (john.cooper8869@yahoo. Com) . OK now coming to the story about the sex…View Post
Aunt Bea took off her top when we were about ¼ mile from the dock. Uncle John encouraged her to take off her panties and let me fuck her… I did… 3 times that afternoon. John watched and jacked off.
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”
“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
“You grew on me like Harold.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding early.”
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t rub off.”
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“Wanna get laid? And I don’t mean onto the pavement in front of Bart’s.â€
“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.â€
“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.â€
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.â€
“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.â€
“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.â€
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant buried in Magnussen’s bonfire, but I’d still like to swipe right.â€
“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“If you think the illustrator’s out of control, you should see me in the bedroom.â€
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult than getting Sherlock to follow the rules of Cluedo.â€
“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.â€
“Don’t make people into heroes. Heroes don’t exist, but if they did, you’d be mine.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.â€
(sherlock’s thinkin about how the apron matches john’s underwear) lolgirl607: could you draw a really domestic scene b/t sherlock and john where sherlock is tying an apron on john so he could cook their dinner?
INCOMING WHOLOCK pennandemrys: Could you draw Sherlock and John in the TARDIS? stockholmsyyndrome: john and sherlock in the TARDIS! hello-random-person: Could you please draw Sherlock and John inside of the TARDIS? missmeggsie: how about
ughbenedict: #can we just talk about how sherlock doesn’t look at john until john leaves#he couldn’t look john in the eye and lie #he just couldn’t #he stares at one point#doesn’t even trust himself anymore #and yet he says all that#knowing
homestuckfluffcanons: “John hates thunderstorms, he would often hide in closets or under his bed when it got really bad. Whenever this happens, Karkat would find John and pull him into his arms and talk about whatever came to mind to distract John
anigrrrl2: John calling Sherlock genius as a pet name is necessary in life. John nuzzling into Sherlock’s neck murmuring Morning, genius. John tapping on Sherlock’s temple when he’s lost in thought, saying affectionately Whatcha thinking about,
obviously-my-division: sherlock-undercover: John Watson doesn’t give a fuck about almost being killed. (John Watson doesn’t give a fuck series) Captain John Watson eats bullets for breakfast.
Sam and Bobby— Given what’s about to happen, I’ll be surprised if this package ever finds you. But if it does, I want you both to know that what I’m doing isn’t about giving up. John taught us better than that. This is about time. We’ve run
turing-tested: turing-tested: turing-tested: i keep thinking about the homestuck timeline of events and how john literally fucking made all the human babies. john was physically in the room when his best friend was born john was in the same room as
quotemadness: “Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.” — John Mayer Good advice about not being an a**hole
