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(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)  In the previous part, we have talked about Loren Minardi’s reluctance to shoot a porn movie with grandpa John and how she changed her mind when she saw his big erect cock and started to sucking it. After
“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t talking about your analysis.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything about you, so come live with me maybe?” Submitted by anonymous.
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
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“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
“How about we both skip your birthday dinner so I can show you my ‘thing’?”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy.”
“Forget the H– let’s talk about the D.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly where to look.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I love a shaved pussy… and I’m not talking about Sekhmet.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.â€
“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.â€
“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?â€
“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.â€
“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.â€
“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.â€
“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.â€
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.â€
“Did Holmes learn about jets from you? Because you’re pretty fly.â€
“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut or uncut, but I am curious about something else of yours.â€
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
Grandpa John was leading a job interview with a Romanian hottie Luna Melba. When he asked her about her assets, things went pretty hot… ;)
Up ‘n’ Coming, 1983; with John Holmes; Read about the film here.
Marilyn and John C. Holmes on the set of Marilyn Chambers’ Private Fantasies #1, filmed in 1980, around the same time as Insatiable, but not released until 1983. Read about the adult direct-to-video series here.
One more of Marilyn and John Holmes on the set of Marilyn Chambers’ Private Fantasies #1, a direct-to-video adult featured filmed in 1980 but released in 1983. Read about it here.
Marilyn poses outside an adult theater where Insatiable was playing, August 1980. Read about the film here.
foreverwholocked: sherlock-hannibal: I think I’ve got something in my eye. What I love most about this is that, like always, he turns to John because he doesn’t understand. ‘John, did I do it wrong?’ You can see the character development
bachitaa replied to your post:have… have you even listened to the beatles’ lyrics… they’re the exact opposite of hateExcept john that guy was a dickreply I kind of feel the same about John Lennon as I do about Michael Jackson,
thegoodsonisbad: puppyrude: akumyo: goatpox: tanku: why do we hate john K is he just a huge dickwad or what I love John K but yeah he is kind of a dickwad. People freaking out about John K on my dash oh no. He’s a great animator (though that’s
sevenpercent-stronger: What I love about this is that it’s the ‘real’ Sherlock, and while he hasn’t hidden who he really is from John in the past, this is when he’s really ADMITTING for the first time, not just telling. He’s not telling John
mortisia: John Cleese as Death on set of Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life The extraordinary thing about John, who is inside there, it’s not just John Cleese’s voice, he is Death. He seemed to be the most comfortable and happy I’d ever seen
huffingtonpost: John Leguizamo Says High School History Makes Latino Students Feel ‘Invisible’ Latino contributions to U.S. history remain largely absent from high school history books, and John Leguizamo is doing something about it. Watch the full
mazarin221b: rejohnson53: tiger-in-the-flightdeck: darlingbenny: Sherlock + his face while looking at John and Major Sholto This is Sherlock thinking that it was never about men. It was about John not wanting him. I am NOT crying. Well, fuck.
teacroft: i want to know mORE about john what was he doing when he was shot WHAT IS HIS FAMILY LIKE why did he chose to join the army whAT ABOUT SHOLTO MOR E ABOUT SHOLTO i want to see him and harry interact i want to see his scar and hIS TATTOOS HE
I’m watching the Daily Show with John Stewart, the one from yesterday about Paula Deen, and this John Oliver guy so unfunny, it’s making me upset. Like, wow, fat and diabetes jokes. Good job.
sparkie-gal: John Cleese as Death on set of Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life The extraordinary thing about John, who is inside there, it’s not just John Cleese’s voice, he is Death. He seemed to be the most comfortable and happy I’d ever
Another thing I liked about the epilogue is how empathized is during the LE fight (and after) how much John tries to keep his glasses on because he can’t see shit otherwise.That poor boy is blind as a mole and they send him to fight intergalattic monsters
