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a-dinosaur-a-day: Barosaurus(BAH-roe-SORE-us) where: Plains of North America when: Late Jurassic, about 155 to 145 million years ago who: Excavated, named, and described by Othniel Charles Marsh what: The Barosaurus is a large herbivorous sauropod. It
a-dinosaur-a-day: Lesothosaurus(leh-SO-tho-SORE-us) where: Woodlands of Africa when: Early Jurassic, about 200 to 190 million years ago who: Named by British paleontologist Peter Galton in 1978 what: At about 3 feet long and only 10 or 20 pounds, the
a-dinosaur-a-day: Ornithomimus(OR-nith-oh-MIME-us) where: Swamps and Forests of North America when: Late Cretaceous Period, about 75 to 65 million years ago who: Named and described by American paleontologist Othniel Charles Marsh what: At 11 feet long
a-dinosaur-a-day: Kentrosaurus (ken-tro-SORE-us) where: Forests of East Africa when: Late Jurassic Period, about 155 to 150 million years ago who: Described in 1915 by German paleontologist Edwin Hennig what: About 16 feet long and two tons in weight,
a-dinosaur-a-day: Carnotaurus(CAR-no-TORE-us) where: Plains of South America when: Late Cretaceous Period, about 70 million years ago who: Named and described by Argentinian paleontologist Josè Bonaparte what: The Carnotaurus is a large carnivorous
a-dinosaur-a-day: Zupaysaurus(ZOO-pay-SORE-us) where: Woodlands of South America when: Late Triassic to Early Jurassic period, about 230 to 220 million years ago who: First named and described by Andrea Arcucci and Rodolfo Coria, a pair of Argentinian
a-dinosaur-a-day: Marshosaurus(MARSH-oh-SORE-us) where: Woodlands of North America when: Late Jurassic Period, about 155 to 150 million years ago who: Named and described by James Madsen in 1976 what: About 20 feet long and 1000 pounds, the Marshosaurus
a-dinosaur-a-day: Eoraptor(EE-oh-rap-tore) where: Forests of South America when: Middle Triassic period, about 230 to 225 million years ago who: Described and named in 1993 by a group of paleontologists that consisted of Paul C. Sereno, Catherine A.
dendroica: New proto-mammal fossil sheds light on evolution of earliest mammals A newly discovered fossil reveals the evolutionary adaptations of a 165-million-year-old proto-mammal, providing evidence that traits such as hair and fur originated well
theolduvaigorge: “Excuse Me, Is This A Fossil?” In mid-July of 2013, the Deep Time exhibits team went to North Dakota to collect fossils. Our goal was to find 66-million-year-old fossils from the Late Cretaceous for our new exhibitions, and to
breakingnews: New dinosaur discovered in Utah, scientists say Scientists from Chicago’s Field Museum have discovered a new “top predator” dinosaur in a region of 100-million-year-old rock in Utah. The 4-ton, 30-foot animal is a significant precursor
awkwardsituationist: the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who
blazepress: 50 million-year-old snake preserved in Amber.
raraivy: SCREAMS FOR A MILLION YEARS ABOUT MOHAWK STORM FINALLY BEING IN AN XMEN MOVIE
robininthelabyrinth: Strange Creatures Brothers Be (aka WWX & NMJ sworn brothers) - part 1, part 2, part 3 - “Not in a million years,” Wei Wuxian said flatly. “We could all reincarnate a thousand times over, and the answer will still be no.”
galian-beast: Jacqui Briggs was requested like a million years ago. Gfycat | Webm Gfycat | Webm Gfycat | Webm Cassie and Jacqui’s body model are from Red Menace. (I used Far Cry 3′s Tisha for Jacqui’s body and ported Jacqui’s head
galian-beast: Jacqui Briggs was requested like a million years ago. Gfycat | Webm Gfycat | Webm Gfycat | Webm Cassie and Jacqui’s body model are from Red Menace. (I used Far Cry 3′s Tisha for Jacqui’s body and ported Jacqui’s head from
alliartist: I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post. — Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3 Took so many hours.
marqicuis: sixpenceee: This is 500 million years of human evolution in a flipbook! (Source) I can’t wait until we turn into lizards
blobfossy: thegang-bangtheory: living the dream I watched this episode they had like a truck full of potatoes and dumped them down a hill and said that’s how many potatoes you consume in a year and she cried and then ran inside and ate more cheesy
howre you injected with nanites and you got a cosmonaut with a fire hard-on and a double jointed spider man and your husband is a bonafide spirit medium with genuine spiritual powers in a world where even the vampires are filled with nanomachines but
id-rather-be-in-rollins: i’ve been laughing for a million years
Spiral Galaxy NGC 4038 in Collision Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble, HLA; Processing & Copyright: Domingo Pestana Explanation: This galaxy is having a bad millennium. In fact, the past 100 million years haven’t been so good, and probably the
dormermydearest: “I would never kill you, not in a million years. You may not be as unique as you thought, but you’re still a work of art, I appreciate art.”
hangofthursdays: Capture Bonding. It’s a passive psychological response to a new master. It’s been an essential survival tool for a million years.
pho-kup4asians: I want her…never in a million years would my wife shed her panties and walk around naked in the daytime. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
arkhamgel: The Million Year Hunt (1964)
targuzzler: targuzzler: with the advent of shitpostbot5k the robots have completely supplanted humans in using this website. automation ruins yet another industry you could give me a million years and i wouldnt be able to come up with anything better
rawrcharlierawr: ebt-nsfw: by rawrcharlierawr oh my fucking god everything other than those two pinkies are a million years old why would you ever UNF~ @w@
kinkycultershy: dr-idiot: A long long time ago I was requested to make a picture of Kinky CulterShy. Now when I say a long time ago I mean like a million years ago. So here is Kinky CulterShy using her tentacles for some TLC or something? I never draw
terra-nsfw: helioture: Here Terra, just because you gave me a ton of followers and that I like the shit out of your art. Also this is like the first pony thing I’ve done in a million years, hope you dudebros like it HOOOOLy shit, god bless you friend.
ask-djose: I never would have imagined in a million years…the Princess herself…. =O!
adurot: hanjithenewcommander: discodick: sixpenceee: PREHISTORIC SHARK: MEGALODON Megalodon is an extinct species of shark that lived 1.5 million years ago and as you can probably tell from the above pictures it was HUGE, here are some few facts It’s
mucholderthen: Prokaryotic Cell Dividing This kind of thing could have been happening 3,800 million years ago.Via biovisual
cannibal-swag: methleesi: will graham finally quits the fbi “this is my resign” I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE LAST 1 MILLION YEARS
nolikereally: cephalopodqueen: (via Lemonduil by ~MommaCabbit on deviantART)OOOOONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON trying to find some way this could be better and seriously failing now where’s his lemon husband
smugplanktonscum: when im at my parents house i have to use this 21 million year old wireless mouse to colour anything
montereybayaquarium: This cousin of the octopus has changed little in more than 150 million years. Its simple eyes can only sense dark and light, but the nautilus uses more than 90 tentacles—the most of any cephalopod—to touch and taste the world.
slipstreamborne: My cat just broke a 54 million year old fossilized fish I’m not even mad I’m just marveling at the long line of evolution that lead to that fish, which lead to mammals, which lead to hominids, which lead to Homo Sapiens Sapiens,
jojosbizarretransgender: we’re like, a million years into fall and i’m still totally hyped about fall
falloutphoto: Hey y’all I know I haven’t cosplayed in a million years, but I was Magnus Burnsides from TAZ at Anime Boston last weekend! Absolutely message me if you took any photos of me in the hall! (Shout out to @moonarchy for this costume i
Am I shipping trash?Yes, yes I amWill I ever tell the person that i ship my character with theirs?Never in a million years
estrangedlabor: estrangedlabor: estrangedlabor: new fun game where you figure out how many million years jeff bezos net worth could pay your rent. try it with your friends! honestly how do you argue that an economic system that lets this happen is fair,
whiskey-mama: folkpunkdreamboat: thetopic: towritebystarlight: sixpenceee: PREHISTORIC SHARK: MEGALODON Megalodon is an extinct species of shark that lived 1.5 million years ago and as you can probably tell from the above pictures it was HUGE, here
sixpenceee: This is 500 million years of human evolution in a flipbook! (Source)
bioshoghma-infinium: pervocracy: thatscienceguy: I’m sure everyone has heard about the great Lake Baikal, and if you haven’t,boy, are you missing out. This ancient lake, which is about 25 million years old, and thought to be the oldest in the world,
pervocracy: thatscienceguy: I’m sure everyone has heard about the great Lake Baikal, and if you haven’t,boy, are you missing out. This ancient lake, which is about 25 million years old, and thought to be the oldest in the world, contains 20% of
sci-universe: The heart of the Rosette Nebula and its details In the heart of the Rosette Nebula lies a bright open cluster of stars that lights up the nebula. The stars of NGC 2244 formed from the surrounding gas only a few million years ago. The above
bloodyshxes: I would wait a million years, promise you’ll remember that you’re mine.
angels-are-watching: Can we please talk about how our history teacher sent a barbie to the smithsonian as proof of the presence of man two million years ago
ellibeanz:you know when you’re eating something with lettuce and a leaf winds up hanging out your mouth while you’re chewing and for a few seconds you fuse souls with that of a 66 million year old gentle and slow brachiosaurus? love that
bunjywunjy: whamlastchristmas: angery! 150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox
mapsontheweb:North America about 77 million years ago.
greatcomets:greatcomets:like not to act like it’s 2014 but hamlet was written like a million years ago and people on here are still like “that’s my friend hamlet”. marveling at this and loving ithamlet from the play hamlet: [insane
manywinged:manywinged:absolutely nothing is stopping other ocean creatures from walking out of there like the tiktaalik 375 million years ago except that they know better
pearl-nautilus: Opalized 80 million years old Ammonite measuring 2 ft. in diameter, discovered near Alberta, Canada source:
postllimit: why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too
discodick: sixpenceee: PREHISTORIC SHARK: MEGALODON Megalodon is an extinct species of shark that lived 1.5 million years ago and as you can probably tell from the above pictures it was HUGE, here are some few facts It’s teeth were over 7 inches long
paddedlittleparadise:Thanks to an anonymous reader for suggesting the following story idea!“Come on, Derek. You heard me! If seeing a girl in a diaper is such a ‘stupid’ thing - something that would ‘never ever, not in a million years’ get you
stunningpicture: The bark of a 160 million year old tree turned to opal
