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ebonysexologist: supersiku: thewearhaus: I COULD NEVER Not in a million years. Bless her heart though. Love this….. short men and tall women He might not be short
judysgf:daily reminder that butch/femme relationships are beautiful and revolutionary and straight people will never in a million years understand the love femmes and butches have for one another
mbstard: masochistmommy: 5fingerasssmack: daddy-and-his-girls: I’m a catch. :) -D Not in a million years…
Here’s another short video I meant to post a million years ago. This one has me pulling out my pumped up inflatable dildo in a public bathroom stall. This is another part of the Public Fun in a Lady's Business Suit adventure.
fairyflossfusion: a million years late jumping on the bandwagon, but hey, what the hell, here’s a bunch of shit baseball gem sketches I did back when the episode first aired Did you think that no one would notice that you traced most of these pictures
strangebiology: This 110 million-year-old, armored plant-eater is the best preserved fossil of its kind ever found. From the article: The more I look at it, the more mind-boggling it becomes. Fossilized remnants of skin still cover the bumpy armor plates
fuckkarkat: a lot of ppl want johnkat and i promise ill get to that but for now heres a re-up of some really old bad shit i did a million years ago to sate ur interest
glub-on-it: I drew this a million years ago and forgot to post.
Man, it sucks being too money-conscious to make impulse buys and shit. I’m finally setting up that NAS I’ve been taking about for a million years, for home use and stuff. I’m leaning towards ZFS, which means I won’t be able to
I’m not a follower; neither am I a leader. Not a mountain, Nor a river. In the vastness of space, With all of the Universe’s might; A million years I have waited, For the change of Life’s fight. And one day I’ll be a speck of
penguin417dl: I never thought in a million years that my SO would be ok with this. Spent Friday night building lego
purpleorange: finally a piece of SU fanart in a million years XD I always thought they’d make a nice partner?
Ignition - kkj - Steven Universe [Archive of Our Own]
scudworthy: this movie came out three million years ago nowaudio from it’s always sunny in philadelphia
I get worried that I spend way too much time doing intricate little lines on my comic pages lol… I enjoy doing colored stuff, but lines are really my strong point…Here’s a couple sexy Morgan crops of the linework for the pages going up
enigmatic-fool: seccasaurus: tilthat: TIL that the hoatzin is the last surviving species of a line of birds that diverged from all other birds 64 million years ago, just after the dinosaur extinction event, and that hoatzin chicks have claws on their
nine-thirty:it’s been a million years since i drew some DA art
i havent drawn!!! inlike a million years!!!! a general example of my incapability of style consistency: karkat of many face shapes
paper-jamz: i drew something after a million years
meosjinde: I walked into school today and found this. I never in a million years expected this type of response from people at my school especially since we are in New Zealand and the media here has hardly covered Ferguson at all!! And on top of that
Maybe I’m so angry today because I haven’t been in little space for 8 million years. So if anyone needs me, I’ll be in my blanket fort watching Disney movies with my stuffies!
nahiri-lithomancer: keranos-god-of-storm-crows: k4ll0: dajo42: alphaaraptor: original post [x] this is the happiest day of my life Too soon 65 million years…
knuckle-fuckme: i will love you till the end of time, i will wait a million years
A million years ago, I asked my college girlfriend to wear one of my dress shirts around my dorm room and nothing else. She was a dark-haired Polish Italian gal like Wendy Fiore but without the neck tie or over-the-top curves. Still, a wonderful merry
corymonteith: Favorite Movies - Jurassic Park (1993) “Dinosaurs and man, two species separated by 65 million years of evolution, have just been suddenly thrown back into the mix together.”
school-marm-charm:That moment when the evil witch who has been sealed away for 170 million years, speaks the truth ….
manlyusername: In a million years when we get invaded by lizard men you can blame it on Russia
lindsayetumbls: npr: skunkbear: A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE MOUNTAIN AND ITS NAME 56 million years ago, a pocket of cooling magma in the North American Plate crystalized into granite. The persistent pressure of the Pacific Plate slowly pushed that granite
dreamingofcossackia:anunreliablesource:exxos-von-steamboldt:anunreliablesource:svlyan:congratsHe should call a doctor Seek immediate help from your entopaleontologist if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 million years.HahahaTHIS BOY GOTTA
its 6am and im sitting here still crying over Shut up flower boy band, Rooftop Prince and Werewolf Boy. what is life
alliartist: I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post. — Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3 Took so many hours.
sociallubrication:The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
pbstv: Meet Lucy, a 3.2 million-year-old ancestor of ours. Though she looks like an ape, her knees were close together, just like a human’s! That positioned her feet directly under her body and made walking easier.
apandathing: bloodfromthethorn: raynrvzjr: voldemortshideousnipple: sixpenceee: PREHISTORIC SHARK: MEGALODON Megalodon is an extinct species of shark that lived 1.5 million years ago and as you can probably tell from the above pictures it was HUGE,
awkwardsituationist: the waitomo caves of new zealand’s northern island, formed two million years ago from the surrounding limestone bedrock, are home to an endemic species of bioluminescent fungus gnat (arachnocampa luminosa, or glow worm fly) who
postllimit: why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too
claricehopeful: mysticalpique: I’ve been laughing for six million years with tears every time @progressoftomorrow
mylifewithfel: chalodillo: A Mora reference. Sorta! I wanna do more of these but who knows. It took me forever to do just this one so… someday, I guess! they do take a million years T_T
bleptongue:FINALLY after a million years we’re able to post our tres horny boys designs! PLEASE click for better resolution (esp on the closeups). i know the finale just came out today so we figured, haha, now or never
secondmagic:i jumped the bandwagon a million years late
xmrnothingx: Foo Fighters and Jolyne Kujo from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean Just felt like doodling my favorite part 6 characters. by doodle I mean I skipped the million years step of coloring and shading
xmrnothingx: Urbosa from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild I know I’m a million years late with this art, but I just recently finally got the game and a Switch to play it on. It has such a nice world and great characters, I especially like how
//SCREECHES LIKE A DYING WOMBATLOOK AT THESE CUTIE PIES I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY I DIDN’T SEE YOU AT THE CON OH MY GOD OH MY GOOODDDDDDDor maybe it was good that i didn’t see u bc i probably would’ve like kidnapped you
sinattea:I drew this a million years ago for @wuffen and never shared on this particular platform, so here it is now, a parting gift for the wolf who single-handedly dragged me into this and many other ships. i love this so much holy shiiiittttthank
This year’s Fantasy Bra, though…. -T
mistamarqui2u:school-marm-charm:That moment when the evil witch who has been sealed away for 170 million years, speaks the truth …. Exactly
fannyrosie:I found this cute light grey maxi dress in a local thrift store, and paired it with a bonnet I haven’t worn in a million years to create a fun summer-appropriate historical inspired outfit. Dress: Luomeidisha (thrifted ) Bonnet: Mary Magdalene
shobijinsandy: nerdycurvyboundandflirty: julierthanyou: wernerhertzaftig: earthstory: Green petrified woodSome 200 million years ago in the Triassic of what is now the Gokwe area of Zimbabwe as forest of Woodowrthia and other trees was engulfed in
fizzityuck: iraesid: random-cluster-missile: fizzityuck: we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking. Clare this is by far
fakehistory: Vertebrates planning their invasion of land (358 million years ago, colorized)
cloudfreed: sighinastorm: blvdhond: “We don’t just have a skeleton,” said one of the nodosaur researchers involved. “We have a dinosaur as it would have been.” Known as a nodosaur, this 110 million-year-old, armored plant-eater is the best
did-you-know: According to some 40-million-year-old bones that were found in Antarctica, penguins used to be over 6 feet tall and weighed more than 250 pounds.Kinda like this, but not really…(Source, Source 2, Source 3)
kaijuno: theleoisallinthemind:Petoskey stones ~ fossilized coral that lived 350 million years ago - the rocks rounded in the surf along the shore of Lake Michigan near Petosky, Michigan I have a bunch (they’re easy to find along the shores of Lake
architeuthisducks-blog: endreal: splend-42: i-wear-the-cheese: primavera-cerezos: it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his 赗.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s ű/hr minimum wage. That’s 11.5 times
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: shadow-daughter: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: i know i sound sarcastic but i honestly in 200 million years would not have predicted that desecrating the graves of ancient microscopic organisms would unleash a curse that would
markets:markets:talking to friends in different time zones is absolutely bananas youre just waking up i havent gone to bed CRAZY!!!!!1!!!! Wats next a 450 million year old fossil found in ontarioOhmy god.
aflo:dragongirltitties:zipstick:bywandandsword: tilthat: TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years. via ift.tt To understand how ridiculous this is, the first successful powered