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meloetta: BABY WON’T YOU COME MY WAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAYYY
meloetta: 1los: Hold Close - IngridTan This was so heartwarming :(
meloetta: stage 1 of friendship: what’s up ily so much! stage 2 of friendship: oh god i hope i’m not being too clingy or bothering them stage 3 of friendship: hey dickhead fucking answer me
meloetta: friends: so what are you doing this weekend? me: probably just.. relaxing…
meloetta:all these pretty faces are gonna kill me i’m gonna die on this day
meloetta:nflstreet:cyberjock:Overly Positive people vs. Aesthetically Negative peoplefightfuck offily
meloetta:tfw no ethical consumption under capitalism
meloetta: hey my lip stain’s coming off
meloetta:me on tumblr: stay hydrated! drink water! :)me irl: drinks nothing but coffee, soda, and vodka, hasn’t purchased a water bottle since 2009, vitamin deficient and being followed by vultures
meloetta: “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kinda people are the people i wanna be around
meloetta: your 21+ year old boyfriend might treat you special and nice but there’s a reason why they can’t get girls their age they’re attracted to your naivety they’re attracted to children you might be mature, but they’re immature they can
meloetta:*wakes up* alright what the fuck
meloetta: do you ever see a girl so pretty you just want to like… reconsider your lifestyle… take up a healthy steady diet… become a more financially successful person… call your parents and thank them for bringing you into this world during
meloetta: super sonico stuck in traffic version
meloetta:*checks my bank account* why didn’t i reblog the money face
meloetta: mosquito: *about to bite me* me: umm i have a bf
meloetta: honestly if someone tells you that you’re making them uncomfortable and you resort to self-pity, excuses, and hostility about it, you shouldn’t wonder why they don’t want to be around you. the answer is right there. if you cared about
meloetta: why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has
meloetta: girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr- me: dump him
meloetta: *holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*
meloetta: hey, please replace ‘i wasn’t good enough’ with ‘it wasn’t right for me’ in your thinking. everyone’s talents and brilliance are differently placed, and if you’ve ever felt like you ‘weren’t enough’ for something, it
meloetta: person: you’re not that cuteme: no it’s just your eyesight, here let me explainme: Your eyes have retinas, the things that let you interpret color. There’s rods, round things, and cones that stick out, which is what gives your eye a textured
meloetta: i’m so bitter i can’t let go of anything i’ll be having a perfectly normal conversation with someone then remember something hurtful they said 8 months ago and be like ‘well anyways i’m going to bed bye’ at 2pm
meloetta: is it just me or is ‘just dont let it bother you’ possibly the worst advice ever given
meloetta: me @ you : ♥ ♥ ♥
meloetta: me: i need attention someone: *glances at me in public* me: this is too much all-mighty-powerful-poopie
meloetta: friends: so what are you doing this weekend? me: probably just.. relaxing… laudeeflower wakeupandmakeupwithale 😩
meloettas: u smell that? thats the smell of oversexualized female Halloween costumes coming soon The smell of skanky ;p
meloetta: me: *has a romantic thought* me:
meloetta: you were red and you liked me because i was blue da ba dee da ba die
meloetta: i tried to look normal today -___-
meloetta: i laid around as shimakaze all day and took too many pictures
