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meloetta: me: *has a romantic thought*me:
meloetta: why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has
meloetta: you were red and you liked me because i was blue da ba dee da ba die
meloetta: *says ‘idk’ at the end of something sappy and romantic so i still seem cool and detached*
meloetta: makebelievewithme: fatgirlopinions: Absolutely me i used to be just like this but once i got into a serious relationship, i didnt wanna show my body off for just anybody. it wasnt that he wouldnt let me its that i respected him enough to
meloetta: i’m so bitter i can’t let go of anything i’ll be having a perfectly normal conversation with someone then remember something hurtful they said 8 months ago and be like ‘well anyways i’m going to bed bye’ at 2pm
meloetta: do you ever see a girl so pretty you just want to like… reconsider your lifestyle… take up a healthy steady diet… become a more financially successful person… call your parents and thank them for bringing you into this world during
meloetta: stage 1 of friendship: what’s up ily so much! stage 2 of friendship: oh god i hope i’m not being too clingy or bothering them stage 3 of friendship: hey dickhead fucking answer me
meloetta: *holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*
meloettas: top 5 anime babes 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
meloetta: Maddie: its time to strip and make the bed. Disney would never do shit like this now.
meloetta: me: *has a romantic thought* me:
meloetta: *wakes up* alright what the fuck
meloetta: turn down for nani
meloetta: mosquito: *about to bite me* me: umm i have a bf
meloetta: me: loses a game everyone: it’s not about winning, it’s about having fun :) me:
meloetta:stage 1 of friendship: what’s up ily so much! stage 2 of friendship: oh god i hope i’m not being too clingy or bothering them stage 3 of friendship: hey dickhead fucking answer me(when do i get to stage three? like, how long does it take
meloetta: “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kinda people are the people i wanna be around
meloettas: when u get a new follower and they start reblogging ur posts right away
meloetta: i love watching girls read off these sexual eyeshadow color names in their tutorials with a serious expression. “first we’re going to just go over our eyelid with ‘ashley’s boyfriend’s cum’ by urban decay and that’s going to
meloetta: your 21+ year old boyfriend might treat you special and nice but there’s a reason why they can’t get girls their age they’re attracted to your naivety they’re attracted to children you might be mature, but they’re immature they can
meloetta:me on tumblr: stay hydrated! drink water! :)me irl: drinks nothing but coffee, soda, and vodka, hasn’t purchased a water bottle since 2009, vitamin deficient and being followed by vultures
meloetta: Remember the days when it was just these 3?
meloetta: My modest Nintendo 64 collection.
meloetta: Holy shit! This photo set really made me appreciate Ralts’ evolutionary line. So beautiful.
meloetta: Me.
meloetta: Imagine if Sylveon existed back then. I can’t even imagine what its trainer would look like.
meloetta:nflstreet:cyberjock:Overly Positive people vs. Aesthetically Negative peoplefightfuck offily Overly positive in a heartbeat.
meloetta:merzbowvevo:the ultimate shitposterme
meloetta: friends: so what are you doing this weekend? me: probably just.. relaxing…
meloetta: honestly dye your hair an unnatural color at least once in your life because you have to experience the wonder of a small child asking if you’re a mythical creature before you die
meloetta:*checks my bank account* why didn’t i reblog the money face
meloetta:*wakes up* alright what the fuck
meloetta: mood
meloetta: i see a lot of posts along the lines of ‘your feelings of anger are valid and you’re allowed to be angry as you want!!!’ and i mean that’s great and all, but uncontrolled anger often leads to awful REACTIONS. you feel wronged? okay.
meloetta: bruh-chan…
meloetta:person: you’re not that cuteme: no it’s just your eyesight, here let me explainme: Your eyes have retinas, the things that let you interpret color. There’s rods, round things, and cones that stick out, which is what gives your eye a textured
meloetta:all these pretty faces are gonna kill me i’m gonna die on this day
meloetta: everyone has the “xD” close friend that we keep a secret
