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sebschris:are you http because ://
pun-rocker: You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything
tamarussia: homosexual-titan: ratchet-heichou: ratchet-heichou: what do you call your upperclassman who likes math sen3.14 FUCK THIS JOKE WOW
fireheart703: nicolascageforthirteenthdoctor: affectionateghostie: maddoraptor: edwrad: are tectonic plates dishwasher safe? idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast #thats some faulty humor geology Thank you for your contribution
jamesniall: HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH: “-sabe inglés? -si -como se dice ”un zapato” en inglés? -a shoe -salud -gracias”
dreamboatshield: romakoto: tifamex: romakoto: (plays the guitar) Feliz NavidadFeliz NavidadFeliz NavidadProspero Ano y Felicidad (aggressively headbangs) I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMASI WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMASI WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY
jrrtolkiennerd:renee-mariposa:shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom
2k0: tardis-mind-palace: ineffablyserpentine: my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her like they stole a street sign that said the street name they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop
10knotes: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard Lol
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
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ambrlondon: curlyhaired-guardgirl: aragaki-ayase: why is there a fucking tomato in the train Because it’s a subway. That comment was perfect^.
lulz-time: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog. hahaha slaughtermelon and broconut1
shit-that blows
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unpresentable: the-beauty-in-breakdown: unpresentable: doughnuthunter: unpresentable: I’m good at math. U + I = 69 Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10 oh No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic
badsciencejokes: tobeagenius: valentines day for nerds Is it too early for these? 💕
I'm almost Hieuminh
justbadpuns: I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something..
pun-and-laughter: “I need to be replaced immediately!!”“No!!”(Bonus:)“I was given to Pink Diamond just a few thousand years before she was given the Earth.”“I was supposed to make her happy, I just…”“… Never could.”
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officertoast: officertoast: I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE PLEASE HELP DO NOT
teamrocketing: *knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
3 Rings that Homura want from Madoka
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pun-wrry:Old art of me drawing starfox for the first time last month…?These were for @charcoal-emberscoria as she’s been introducing me to the series .
punned: i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as
psychophancy:You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.
zimarra: thenaaru: Anonymous jokes - blizzard style Who-ever this is, you just made my bleary morning much better. Thank you, you wonderful little joke fiend, you. @ronaestrider , @kaletam-rp, @nighte-goggles @deylivia
thelovenotebook: Pizza After Sex? Laughed way harder than I should’ve at this
iwanttobeafirefly:✶ Firefly ✶ Well, BDSM can be quite…. illuminating
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pun-me-to-death: You got lil’ bitch hands.
pun-me-to-death: You lil bastard
pun-me-to-death: No but my mom literally holds grudges don’t upset her.
pun-buns: netherstray: vampires420: vampires420: i’m a simple man i see my dog i kiss him 1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY Smooch the boy.
puns-are-funs65: When people tell me that learning about history and the past isn’t important:
punned: i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan”
puns-are-funs65: I have a desperate need. these are so freaking cool.
pun-cat: myblackeyeddemon: didanthology: multiplicityandme: deoxyribonucleics: on wednesday someone in my class asked what schizophrenia was and these were the exact words my teacher said im not fucking kidding:“schizophrenia, or bipolar as its
pun-riii: Sora Swift - Look What You Made Me Do “im sorry, but the old Sora can’t come to the phone right now… ”
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pun-demon: feliicityrampant: feliicityrampant: i wish there was a site that was like. video game hints. that were less walkthroughs and more “it’s in this general area” or “this puzzle is easy if you picked up all seven clues. are you missing
pun-ishment888:sindri42: anime–irl:Anime_irl I have so many questions. But want none of the answers.
-puns subtly-
That awkward moment when your family incests that you have sex with them
pun-ishment888: gehenna27: unicornships:one of the best heartwarming scenes between Zuko and Iroh. The fact that Zuko is truly repentant and Iroh is unconditionally forgiving despite everything he’s endured. And of course, they can make you cry one
punned: I hate it that people feel the need to comment on how little or how much I am eating.
punned: my dad just asked me if I wanted this giant piece of foam.
pun-rii: No.XIV Xion 358/2 Daysmy fanart I miss you Xion //( ;A;)//
pun-rii: I made it for a friend who really like BH6 // her birthday // XD
pun-riii:Beard again ! (They did’t removed his beard in female version ! Again !)Okay Fine ( =w=)//
pun-riii:KH Armor SetSora - Riku - Kairi//QwQ// It’s Done !!!and bonus pic . //
pun-riii: say cheese //
pun-riii: /// for fun ///