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thoughtsofmeerkat: i wish i had an accent í there we go
whyisitnotnaptime: Damn, that’s a cold ass honkie
splantamello: beeswarm17: karkat-san: karkat-san: Why was Oedipus against profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth. I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes. wait
dirkkawaii: phlynn: whats the plural of dubstep dubsteps or dubstairs If you fall down dubstairs would that be a bass drop
get lost
the-adequate-gatsby: no homo whole homo 2% homo skim homo soy homo almond homo coconut homo rice homo butter homo #I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo
himaruyolo: me? an artist? no. im not an artist. im a drawer. [slides open]
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comickit: jengablocktetris: if you ship two professors is it a scholarship? get out
salad-undressing: salad-undressing: what do you call an apology written in dots and dashes remorse code
communistbakery: astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
dutchster: worldpeaces: can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in. what the fuck does he want now
sluttyoliveoil: sluttyoliveoil: what does the teen boy say after murdering a man haha no homo(cide)
ivegottobethere: ima-ho-ho-ho: rneerkat: snapfox: rneerkat: rneerkat: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises it becomes daytrogen I’m going to bed. good nitrogen sleep tightrogen don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
wardengrey: A pacifist’s fanfiction: ” their tongues negotiated for dominance”
punnier: how do french cats talk to eachother? they chat
wisped: wisped: What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon a lunatic
gods-nipples: i don’t use punctuation i use punktuation
improbablenormality: themarginistoosmall: the-selfie-of-dorian-gray: alert: alert: WHAT DO U CALL A DOG THATS A MAGICIAN A LABRACADABRADOR… un magichien #France wins this round
penisburps: lindsaylohoean: does ke$ha go by k€sha in europe i dunno ask will.je.suis
cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light switch* What a turn on.
frenums:
sealfie: sealfie: What do you call a sick eagle? illegal
whataremorals: whataremorals: What do you say to a financially successful art museum? Ey must be the monet
thtwhitegurrl: slutdust: I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thank you.” I said “Don’t mention it.” Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
saccharinesinger: saccharinesinger: what’s an anime fan’s favorite color???? its weeablue
pun-me-to-death: for the lovely kiriyi ~ I didn’t know who she liked best so I made two @_@..Thank you for hiding the clock last night love <3 icon 1icon 2 ask kiriyi if you can use them as an icon its all up to her since they’re made mainly
wonla: madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b: ernbarassing: “Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer panic! at the doorway well at least someone closed the goddamn door
willsicott: tuxedoandex: ugly: What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops? what Guardians of the Galaxy
i-survived-twist-and-shout: hephaetsus: lestrangc: what did the grape say when it was crushed nothing he just let out a little wine did you just
violinvirtuoso: I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
inakamouse: pampliemousse: brumalbreeze: amielleon: yosukeseta: tectuu: yosukeseta: im still pissed off about シ and ツ I don’t シ whaツ bad about this? im going to stab you in the face ソン of a— There’s really ノ need to get
geizler: homiemura: a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass i’m unlearning french
hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: *moves to France and becomes a cheerleader* “Where are my apple apples?” only french wil get
ass may be great but
the signs from most to least funny
gr8cosplaytips:gr8cosplaytips:gr8cosplaytips:how do japanese chihuahuas say hello konnichihuahua i lost five followers for posting this
irlmagicalboy:rneerkat:rneerkat:how do u address the meme king u madjesty how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes
Stages of writing a Paper
alltimekxylx:vacuumssuck: French person: 80French person: lol blaze it i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard
darling-highness: redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests
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chamomilegeode:did you know that, besides the apple of knowledge and the pomegranate of life, there’s another mystic fruit, one that grants you a sense of purpose? yeah, it’s the raisin d’être
aroagentwashington: aroagentwashington: you know this summer someone’s going to be like “it’s too hot” and some nerd will reply “hot damn” don’t believe me just watch
sopranish: owlmylove: bedabug:making a new password like me: beefstew computer: sorry password not stroganoff oh my god *slowclap*
overhead of the aqua blue
danisntonfleek: aphromanito: my friend told me that i need to stop singing i’m a believer because it was getting annoying and i laughed because i thought she was kidding but then i saw her face NO
jabberwockypie: order-sols: just-shower-thoughts: Leather armour is the best for sneaking, because it’s literally made of hide. Delete this Did Hawke write this?
The three german articles
just-shower-thoughts: When you get a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom
Current mode: depeche
girldebord: birdgirlsecretariat: girldebord: I keep my money in bofa what’s bofa bank of america
6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
neferpitoo: neferpitoo: when a southern person betrays u: betray’all i hate this post
kazuyamishima: justbadpuns: Why do people with foot fetishes never win? Because they like the taste of defeat
setheverman: someone: i love twenty one pilots!! me, the 22nd pilot: :’(
netlfix: netlfix: whats ET short for? because he’s got little legs
starsfelllikerain: cupcakelogic: oh no THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK
An Unhealthy Alternative to Learning
eversolewd: yumantimatter: mistbornthefinal: speakertoyesterday: identicaltomyself: yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined: another-normal-anomaly: regexkind: argumate: invertedporcupine: koito-yuu: yumantimatter: jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes:
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