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A pic of my aunt Juani (Jane in English) I found on my uncle’s mobile phone. I have to confess that I’ve always dreamt of fucking her and I couldn’t avoid jerking off with this pic. She is the hottest MILF I’ve ever met. Una
ludwiglovesthebottom: so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .
asfreakyasitcomes: My mom always covers my mouth so I don’t groan when I come, wouldn’t want dad to know what was going on…
cdfantasy: My mom always knows how to get my cum shooting all over her. She lays back and writhes on the bed touching herself all over while I beat off. Before long I cant hold it any longer. My cum always finds her face.
hornylittlesisters: I love big brother’s cock inside of my pussy from behind. We like to do it on my mom and dad’s bed sometimes since it’s so big!
hownaughty-deactivated20140111: My Mom has always been a MILF, so I was so happy when she slipped up and sent this to me instead of my Dad. But after I told her she sent it to me, she didn’t stop…
Hey guys! My friend is on a mission to help some of the homeless in our area.As with in many places….Rent hikes going crazy and “affordable housing” as a term is almost a joke now, the homeless population in my state has exploded the last few
Lately I’ve been wanting to check out the Five Nights at Freddy’s series for some reason. I’ve never played past the first night of the first game but it always seemed like the series would be my kind of thing (a horror game with cute
I made my own design for Storm from the X Men. She was always my mom’s favourite superhero, which made me like her a lot more. Also variant with and without lightning.
Aquamarine, one of the first non requested, non-collab piece in a while, shes a jerk but shes my jerk
the-whatever-child-deactivated2:Sometimes my mom plays video games with my boyfriend’s girlfriend. And it makes my polyam heart swell to the point of bursting. 💗
Who`s reblogging dildos while my mom is braiding my hair
Me and my friend got the 250$ ticket package for teen top in LA and i feel like this concert probably wont happen because theres only like 4more days and its barely around 35% funded ;-;
I just broke my phone. It wont turn on. My baby. I HAD MY INFINITE FANCAMS FROM THE CONCERT ON THERE
breakburnandends:i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers
*peeks out from behind door* Ah so I woke up and let me puppy out to pee, leaving the door open, and closed my eyes on the couch … then a few mins later I wa alike I have to pee I’ll get up now…I open my eyes and right in front of me was
Ugh no omo but 2 days ago I got “white boy wasted” and after was like omg I’m not drinking again for another month……….And now my mom is dragging me to this concert I don’t want to go to (while still nursing this hangover)
When I was able to get away from my mom I had one more quick wet and inspected to make sure I was still dry!… it was only until I was changing my diaper I realized I must of leaked some… super good thing I have long sweaters jdndkdkd gah!!
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
unsuitablecontent:tylerstacobell: OH MY GOD LMAOOOOO
aschoolgirlcrush: my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog
striders: last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk
vertigoats:look at these terrifying cookies my mom made for my sister’s baby shower tomorrow
your-sugarpot: I made my own GIFs! I’m slowly getting more comfortable with my mom bod🧚🏽♀️
69sexycandy:Back to work after a week off is really hard today. Additionally my mom has been ill so I’m really having a hard time. Trying my best to push through all of this and still smile through the day.
tinycartridge: Slime Ice, Slime glass, Slime time ⊟ Yes, I do want to make Slime ice cubes and put them in my Slime glass, as I relax with a beverage during a three-minute break marked by my Slime hourglass (now in Lime Slime color!) [Via Miki800].
Y'know what though, I just remembered that I got a pretty bad wound on my chest earlier this year and I didn’t want to show anyone because it looked really bad but I was sure I’d be fine but I knew my mom would freak out (she did) and it was
starkspangly: coolfrikkinbeans: Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit. my mom cried
whitegirlsaintshit: queefdollaz: i spent 3 months in baltimore as a kid came back home with permed straightbacks a fitted cap n a velour sweatsuit my mom cussed my aunt out i’m pretty certain that’s still the look there Shit, my neighbor went
thoughtsof-r: shessofleeky: thoughtsof-r: beats headphones squeeze the hell out of your ears man. i’m really out here getting headaches because of music. It’s on my bucket list to eat some lol… my mom wouldn’t buy them when I was younger
The Adventures of Nendoroid Mikasa - Chapter 1Part of the RivaMika Nendoroid Theater I’m visiting my parents this weekend, and my mom collects dollhouses/miniatures - so naturally, this happened. Believe it or not, I’m only using a small
seokim: I love when my kitty is all warm and toasty. PS: I missed a comic last week so I’ll post one today and tomorrow.
wetwareproblem: computerworm: What people who aren’t victims of parental abuse don’t realize is that we’ll talk about our abusive parent like “I fucking HATE MY MOM so much, she should be in prison, etc” then 5 seconds later be like “well
koalacola:curioushabits:Watch this video. It’s like the ad for if Steven Universe was on Toonami or something more dramatic than CN.Yesss I am so glad to see this on my dash again
danekez: danekez: Add “raised by a biker” to the list of things that sound fake in my life. - Born to a teenage single mother- My “dad” is a biker, started dating my mom while she was pregnant. Committed to fathering a child that was not his
undercovermcdfan: jon-snow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come
teenagerobotlove: five o’clock, get a call to go blading at the skate park down by the mall but my mom says i gotta prevent some aliens from annihilating us all
this is my first thanksgiving away from my family. :( i’m mostly sad about the part where i don’t get any mac & cheese.
i love how oblivious my mom is. my brother got a tattoo on his forearm and she didn’t notice for three months.
flygoing: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
radoedipus: Biggest plot twist of my life, I remember looking at my mom when this part played thinking “oh no, what do I do” like it was some how my fault
hailtostjames: darknessinmystars: strange-phanomena: I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE for whenever I fuck up My college career
I wanna sue my mom for forcing me to take a shower, get dressed and sit my fat ass on my leather-like couch in this hot weather like… what’s the point? We have a total of 0 guests.
“If I catch you taking selfies naked you will lose your phone” - my mom who likes to look at my phone when im on tumblr
I told my mom about my girl tonight… She already knew about previous girls I had been with. But I was still scared to tell her for fear of her judging me. Needless to say, the conversation ended with “I will never judge you. Youre a great,
This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends. This, my heart, a dying sun. A flower fading to black. Oh God, why have you forsaken me?
today was my brothers last day and he just went to bed and tomorrow he moves to university and im soo sad
remember that time I became a vegetarian and my awesome mommy bought me fake ground beef (tofu type stuff) and made a pot of chili with meat and a pot of chili with fake meat and then I went to play soccer with my friend and when I came home my pot of
imaginethebutts: “what did you do over summer?” “disappoint my parents"
Harumistuck - Beta Version all together! And here’s a photoset of all my beta kid cosplays! This was SO much fun! Thank you everyone for the compliments and especially for suggesting to me to do this. And a big thank you to my mom who took all the
so im still doing really bad health wise and its starting to get scary, im still bleeding a lot but my dad is just yelling at my mom and refusing to take me to the doctor or hospital or anything plus we’re broke lays down here
tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that
willywankaandtheslaughterfactory: AMERICAN HISTORY X -1998 So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time. It’s just not worth it.
NOW MY PARENTS SAID THEY SAW A FRIGGEN FIN BEHIND ME AND THEY DONT KBOW IF IT WAS A DOLPHIN OR A SHARK SO I HAD TO COME IN MALACHITE YOU WATER BLOCKING LITTLE SHIT
I am doing IMMENSELY better now, I always tend to work through my grief quickly as I try to find the positives quickly(Though I kinda freaked out my mom because I basically went into shock for a bit and I didn’t talk or eat much today and she didn’t
I took a nap and my mom sent me this picture of what Casey did 😩❤️😩❤️😭
I was supposed to go meeting my classmates in my uni city but the alarm didn’t go off and i missed the train hah a go me
chakwas replied to your post: crap my mom gave me sleepy medicine for my… WAIT YOU SHOULD DO MERRILL RAMBLING SLEEPILY WHILST JACKED UP ON COLD MEDICINE ASDFGHJK ASFHKFSH I WILL omg TOMORROW
i start to question my love for food when my mom comes back home from shopping and gives my sister some small perfumes and then gives me a bag of fresh french bread that i then proceed to hug close in happiness
a tiny spider popped up on one of my pillows right when I was about to lay down good night everyone