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I’ll take “Things I’d Like To Hear My Mom Say” for , Alex.
Fucking My Mom
Fucking My Mom Pt. 2
“Who knew hiring my mom as our maid would turn out to be the best thing to happenâ€
Mrs Jones, can Billy go out to play? And can I stay inside and play with you? You’re such a sweet next door neighbor… I wish you were my mom!
iwillburntheh34rtoutofyou: daggypie: I want to lol but I can’t because my mom will know I’m not doing hw Loosing all my shit. I would purchase and frame every last one of these and plaster them all over my room.
cruzergirl21: My mom told me to get home as soon as possible after school today.
weloveshortvideos: Moms don’t give af if you got company
Mom came home drunk as hell last night and walked in on me masturbating! It took her like five minutes to realise though. She was crying about how much she missed my dad and how she just couldn’t find another man like him. Then she looked down.
“Just… remember that my mom is a good woman, okay? And good is the only thing she deserves." - Jean Kirschtein ch. 10, A Different Song by quartetshipDo you ever just think about the OTParents in ADS and cry bec they are just too beautif
zepone:Things are even better now that Dad left for good.My mom is hot
Mom you are my unexpected hug?
Mom was never subtle when she was hungry for my cock.
“Somebody who has nothing to do makes this as a gift… I don’t like gifts like that” xD Lol my mom is so appreciative
Pokemons According To My Mom.!!
our-dirty-secret: My mom was pretty open about the things she did for dad while he was away on business, she told me she’d always do stripteases and let him watch her maturbate via webcam… I decided to get into her computer and set her webcam to
Sweet Luck doodle before work. (I think my mom would scowl at me if i told her I made a milfy pony loosly based off her. Haha)
thefruityfriend:yes mom i do seriously plan on moving to the middle of nowhere to live like a fairy and play music to cows
Outfit of the day. This is actually my Mom’s, so it’s a bit loose on me. Haha. Also, take this moment to appreciate my headband, since I never do anything special with my hair. I suggest if you actually want to see what the headband looks
Me yelling at my mom
isobelstevenz: a few of my favourite things ☆ (47/50) female characters: tyra collette what, should i write about my trashy family, about the fact that my sister’s a stripper, or my mom is a high school drop out who drinks boxes of wine like it’s
onegreywaren: favorite fictional characters17/? | vince howard, friday night lights “Coach, my dad just got out of prison. He’s staying with me in my house. And I can’t stand him. My mom, she asked me to forgive him, to be better. And you’re
raphhaels:okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how
Got my mom CAIFANES TICKETS fo mother’s day
I’m frustrating my mom because she’s trying to take my blood pressure for practice (she’s training to be a nurse) but I have a very hard to find pulse. Every time I have my blood pressure taken or blood drawn at a doctors office it takes
artemispanthar: Some amazingly adorable drawings by Rebecca Sugar and Ian Jones-Quartey my sister and I got during the Steven Universe signing. Top two are my sister’s (one is a poster, one is that shirt she won), the bottom left is one my mom got
A painting my mom did. She is such a great artist!
Wearing this shirt tonight to my Moms Bday party. Happy Birthday!
A painting my mom did way back in the day….
ink-metal-art: A painting my mom did. She is such a great artist! Happy Mothers day
clefaiwy: My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.
laudanumandabsinthe: When you accidentally give Mom your cell number
Having a black mom
legendaryboobs: dayumshecangetit: dipsetanthem: A Dominican mother I don’t understand a thing he said but I know that she says the same thing as my mom This needs NO translation. Off one spoon in the sink!
lala-got-the-juice: idcaboutnousername: papifromdablock: i remember caught my mom takin my tooth and puttin money under my pillow. she slapped me and said “u dreaming” then walked out my room OMG 😂😂 Lmaoooooo
crap, my mom caught me crying, I hate to lie to her but….
I need this for my mom
WTF? My mom left the house and said she’ll be back in an hour (note: she’s is bad with her timing, if she says 5 minutes it will be half an hour) anyways she came back with a man,woman and two little kids and I was furious. I don’t
That awkward moment when your Mom’s visiting and wants to see how your new tablet works and you forgot that there was a gay MLP pic open on PhotoShop ….That EVEN MORE AWKWARD MOMENT when she says “Oh, that’s cute!” ಠ_ಠ
twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND
My mothers prioritys and what not are clearly in order lol. #mom #okwellgowiththat
strongermonster:strongermonster:strongermonster:strongermonster:my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain
such idiots on Facebook. My Mom had me at 19 and I turned out damn well ;)
you wish your mom was as pretty as mine
i love my mom so much i feel like i’m so obsessed and head over heels for her.
rlaph: My mom wants me to start drama
sooo I think I have arthritis or something lol, my knees have hurt really bad at random times for years so thats not really normal but after working the last two days with my hands non-stop I woke up this morning and my hand that I mainly used hurt and
Cute Mom sent me recipe for veggies via email.
im literally asking my mom if i should do that project or not
also my mom said “Don’t mess with Oujia boards ok”
i introduced my mom to rick and morty and she’s loving it
middle aged mom on facebook
I haven’t been able to live blog my Mom watching Naruto because she hasn’t stopped watching for 3 days and is actually following along and really enjoying it and is as obsessed with Kakashi as I am She’s making him her Facebook cover
I just told my Mom the news Her immediate reaction was to put her hands by her mouth and go “YAY!!” Which was quickly followed with “Will Kakashi be in it?” H e l p
This is my Mom’s phone I’m grounding her and sending her to rehab
It’s the best feeling in the world to finally see my mom after …..years and years and years and be able to hook her up with a nice resort hotel for a few nights while shes here and taker her around Colorado. I’m proud I didn’t sob like a
It was the last day that my mom was visiting and we went to the zoo and got matching elephant necklaces. Since it’s still cold most of the animals were indoors but we could still see them and omg gorillas are amazing they are so smart and I love feeding
Just pulled a prank on my mom xD
napoleanbonafarte: markv5: Когда смотришь кино с мамой, и тут на экране кто-то начал раздеваться… “When you’re watching a movie with your mom and someone on-screen starts to undress…”
ifmommyonlyknew: Just enjoying vacation with my mom
