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ariverblues: glitchlight: zagreus: i’m listening hnngngnnn noodle nife skadaddle skadoodle your sword is made of noodle
super-shenron99: zagreus: We’re no strangers to lossYou know the pattern, and so do I… May God bring his wrath down upon each and every one of you.
isagrimorie: expelliarmus: Jodie’s dream guest-starring role on Brooklyn Nine-Nine jodie youre so fucking valid write 200k of self insert fanfiction you deserve it (via @zagreuses-toast) AND DAN GOOR SAW THIS Jodie Whittaker for season 8 guest
hollyblueagate: chlstarrbaby: thekingmickey: dimetrodone: hollyblueagate: zagreus: hollyblueagate: “if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”
silver-tongues-blog: zagreus: flame-cat: im bout to trigger yalls fight or flight reflexes “i baked you a pie” “oh boy! what flavor?” this didn’t trigger my fight or flight reflex it just made me yearn for a simpler, more innocent time how
aplpaca: zagreus: talesfromweirdland: French sculptor, Bruno Catalano. dunno what this means but i feel it
thesketcherlass: catflowerqueen: zagreus: ratcoded: small brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because he’s a pacifist big brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because his spit heals flesh Holly please don’t say things like this
naamahdarling:zagreus:THESE [teeth] WERE MADE FOR [biting]AND THAT’S JUST WHAT THEY’LL DOONE OF THESE DAYS THESE [teeth]ARE GONNA [bite chunks out of] YOU
trainwreckgenerator:zagreus and theseus get along
random-ferret:zagreus-is-not-a-fuckin-troll:voightkampfffailure: Mother Fucking Hideo Kojima No cops at Pride only Hideo Kojima They should have used this photo when half of Europe thought he was the one who killed Shinzo Abe
sinbadism: penny-anna: zagreus: watch this video and then try to tell me there is a god The best part is when he turns the minion to face the camera & for a moment you think the minion is talking how is this not intentional comedy
la-volpe-bianca: zagreus:
unclefather: zagreus: unclefather: unclefather: Toilet paper Sorry. Wrong app. I was documenting my meal for today. hey op can i ask you a question? You just did
non-suspiciousname:zagreus:baybmetal:rattlegore:Living like an ant in a microwave i wish i understood this postYou had to be there
thishazeleyeddemon:zagreus-from-hades:today we post everett true worth noting that at the time of the comic’s publishing 50$ would have been around 1500$Everett True said fuck blue lives
moofahdrome:zagreus:Clowngirls are out, mimegirls are inSighs, takes all of my saved photos of clowngirls, and applies a grayscale filter to them one by one
transmechanicus:zagreus:suck her dick sunday is cool but can we also get uhhhh twist her tiddies tuesday going hereWhy are you trying to unscrew her tiddies, thief?!
hook-line-and-anarchy: floatingstirnerhead: zagreus: moistmailman: Nobody: Dante: the poet? from 13th century italy? Yes
ronnieblu2: zagreus:nikcage: Wahoo! unrestrained summer fun “Ahhhhhh… something touched my feet…. !!!!!!!!”
milfaubrey040: zagreus:This is one of those videos you can’t watch without feeling as though the very fabric of reality is coming unraveled 😧😂😂😂😂😂
smatter: brussello: tridynt: zagreus: watch this video and then try to tell me there is a god is anyone going to explain this or? The second saying hes interested in saline
bornfreakdraws:bornfreakdraws:Zagreus sure is a lucky man Come get your uncropped pic, babbeyys ~
quackamos: quackamos:Super super late to play it, but dang Hades has been so fun! Had to draw Zagreus of course lol Thought I’d add the line art to this post. :)
arcticlee:wolfwarrior142:official-spookifers-child:zagreuses-toast:redistributed-memes:modern day who’s on second “me saw who! me saw who!!!” I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately
hexaes: zagreus doesn’t know what ducks are and this distresses me greatly
catboy-elias-bouchard:zagreus: at work yesterday a little kid asked me if I was a boy or a girl and I panicked and said “not exactly” instead of responding with anything coherent “I don’t know man I just work here”
awesometotaltreble: zagreus-taking-time-apart: I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME BABY Ruble honey
wolfwarrior142:official-spookifers-child:zagreuses-toast:redistributed-memes:modern day who’s on second “me saw who! me saw who!!!” I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already
evriikas:Zagreus, his family, and plants!