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yzma: zeus….. IS the father*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
yzmas: “Tale as old as time…”
yzma: let’s talk about this
yzma: she has done her research and she has the #facts
yzma: how did azealia go from tearing down iggy & perez hilton to calling macklemore hot & defending bill cosby within a 12 hour timespan
yzma: new favorite quote
yzma: i’m starting to think that the tumblr video player is an ancient container for a demon and that any tampering with it will result in an apocalypse or somethingi meanwhat other reason is there for them to not fix that soviet-era piece of shit
yzma: so far in the closet you’re having turkish delight with the white witch
yzma: the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry
yzma: this tweet is the real reason why romney lost the election
yzma: piccolowasablackman: thebigblackwolfe: obito2: if you live in NYC and you wanna go to tumblrs office to ask about the ongoing censorship of important info their address is: Tumblr Inc.35 East 21st Street, 6th FloorE 21st StFlatiron District,
yzma:student loan contract: you owe us after this yearme: just try and dox me
yzma: Bjork, 1991‘At that moment it started to drizzle, she stood on tippy-toe and opened her mouth to catch a raindrop on her tongue. Click.’
yzma: it’s been like two years and her impression of gwen stefani makes me cry every damn time
yzma: unfollowback2006: vergen: americanapparel: Meet Brendan. November 2014. OHMYGOD I am screaming funkies who
yzma: the real joke is that they had to use a video player that wasn’t their own
yzma: remember when yahoo bought tumblr and nothing happened
yzma: IM FUCKING YELLING
yzma: it’s the remix to ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen
yzma:this tweet is the real reason why romney lost the election
yzma: violet could give less than two shits about the burning to death of her parents
yzma: darrynek: vernondaviscrying: Boys over 6’0 are so important nah yeah
yzma: student loan contract: you owe us after this yearme: just try and dox me
yzma: i swear to fucking GOD
yzma: it’s in this exact frame that you see the moment where she realises that she is in fact going to die
yzma: i didn’t know channing tatum was in spy kids
yzma: SLAY
yzma: davedirk: do u ever just suddenly remember how unattractive u are and just oh no
yzma: flaccidtrip: unclefather: songzconvention: oh. get trey songz manager to contact me right away YALL WOULDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT
yzma: why did they let a two inch mouse join their soccer team how could he be beneficial in any way whatsoever this movie man
yzma: this is such a look honestly
yzma: i swear to fucking GOD sft425
yzma: you’re a bigger joke than bing.com
yzma: ‘babe, what’s the safety word’ 'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs’
When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney
yzma: putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
