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microtear:Listen…. *gets up and walks out of the room*
hannahhunt:yike, the greek goddess of passive distress and mild horror
nicolerichiecirca2003: listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that
mind-of-mycroft: I swing both ways. Aggressively. With my dagger. To make sure that nobody comes near me.
geekandmisandry: succubarbie: theoreocat: A cat with a strange addiction 🍞 SCREAMING Oreo sis………..the carbs Same
PsiCygni
elodieunderglass: tockthewatchdog: i’m mysterious but not on purpose. i’m just trying to leave wherever i am at all times and that makes me seem mysterious when it’s actually the behavior of like. a dumb bird An enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped
yeffyaboyuice: Time to watch some wholesome youtube content
breadmaakesyoufat: i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying “oh no my potato”
A Whiff of Anarchy
dankmemeuniversity:
jodiefoster: me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..
drkkn: me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner
everythingstarstuff:
the-memedaddy:meirl
animatedtext: destroy the idea that i will ever calm down
jodiefoster: me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it
konyboy: besidemuke: konyboy: im like 2% cute and 98% single Can you be 100% mine? no
africanaquarian: person: i really like you. ½ of me: why? the other ½: of course you do, bitch i’m amazing
urbancatfitters: *panics but in a super chill & casual way*
aralcle: everythingsaboutyou: “dude” but like romantically “babe” but like platonically
coolyo294: when people attempt to get to know me
bopeep:me experiencing love: this is too spicy
peacelovesexandbliss: oneman-wolfpackk: I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going
programmerhumour:Meetings everyone!
brownpeopleproblems: me, living my life: chaotic stupid
jumex:no meme caption this is just me
kittenautie: me: *saying “WHAT?” seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions* also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could you not hear it-
sparknoteslitmemes:
annabellehectorworldofweird:
venusaurasaboy: i am a luxury few can tolerate
thepunisher: incorrect marvel quotes
corporationkills:my diagnosis? rowdy little scoundrel disorder
If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!
exaltioras:after a thorough medical assessment, the doctors have described me as ‘a lot. just like a lot to deal with’
NEW LIVER, SAME EAGLES
disorders: is it cold in here or is that just my heart
bopeep: me experiencing love: this is too spicy
soloveitchik:I’m him
funny-tik-toks:
tastefullyoffensive: via pleated-jeans
the-soulless-survivor: them: the first step toward fixing a problem is knowing you have it me, continuing to be completely dysfunctional despite my astoundingly high level of self-awareness: okay fucker what’s the next step
tiktoksthataregood-ish:
thebootydiaries:me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk intome 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
thebootydiaries:me: i’d love to be in a relationship*is shown any kind of affection*me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik
cytot0xia: Me @ myself anytime I open my mouth:
fagm77:
casketfreak:Y’all I don’t remember the title
tastefullyoffensive:
manywinged:i’m not even “want to hold a hand” touchstarved anymore i’m “daydreaming about someone coming up behind me and pressing their entire body up against mine as they take my hands and lean over my shoulder to show
synx:
pedeka:invictus1875:
largishcat:trying to find a new piece of media to consume like, it has to be new, it has to be familiar, if it stresses me out even a little i will die, i want there to be a specific kind of conflict but i don’t know what kind, i want to be utterly
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