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mypugobsession: Fun fact: A group of pugs is called a grumble. A grumble of pugs.
I'm curious. Reblog this and explain the origin of your URL in the tags.
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vestlizard100: gartheo: vestlizard100: *Ring Ring Pick Up The Foan…. Its Me Bitch i can’t take your call right now, Roberta. my foan bill hasnt been paid. please send a letter instead
tikkunolamorgtfo:assassinationtipsforladies:kalichnikov:kalichnikov:terfs are so fucking stupid its actually funnyI probably shouldn’t be surprised about this, but a lot of people missing the point here. the joke isn’t “terfs calling
Do you crave positive attention, but don’t want to wear pants or leave the house? Ask your doctor if Writing Fanfiction (tm) is right for you!
dreamdaddygame: ♡ WHO’S YOUR DREAM DADDY? ♡ Wishlist Dream Daddy on Steam!
benjaminhunter: my curse and blessing is to get attached to deeply-traumatized female characters who despite everything are still selfless and loving and have amazing potential, even if most people call them boring or unappealing 😔
suzieme: try everything once - you just might find your calling!
that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat: bertholdtbraun: bertholdtbraun: There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the
667-darkavenue: “To the world.” “To the world.” Clink. Sip. Aziraphale leans across the table. “Have you thought about what the first course will be?” “Your call, angel.” “I don’t think I’m classified an angel anymore. I don’t
prokopetz:Game: This page will procedurally generate a set of fifty nonexistent English-like words each time it’s loaded. Load the page, pick one – it can be any one, but it has to be one of the set of fifty generated by your very first page load
fxckingpigs: New Northlane cover I did with Jesse Batt is up now, go check it out! https://youtu.be/02WXn_pgArk So I didn’t really enjoy it at first but then those uncleans came in and I got so fucking wet… Uncleans are your calling
Heres some things that will make you miss your child-hood!
raise your hand if you had a crush on marty mcfly ✋
treehaver: its-blazing-cat: treehaver: treehaver: the straights are. Unfortunate since this post was made, the straights have continued to be. Unfortunate I didn’t see a sarcasm hashtag. is this serious? your calling out a whole group for the
a penisu in your ass ♥
Is it incest if you fuck a guy that is sucking off your father? Lol
americasnexttopqueen: top-model: Oh my god, Chris, what is wrong with you? Smh. This dumbass little white boy calling a poc a monkey. On tv. Like, is his foot permanently stuck in his mouth? Jeez i mean they were both just saying rude things but no,
saythankyoumaster:Go on and finish your call while I fuck you with this dildo.
Like for a starter!Rose wants to play, and I want to write! Open to anyone, but it’ll be easier if I know your character and what show/series they’re from! You can comment if you need a specific period of her life. For example, travelling
whether crusin’ in a six-cab, or Montero Jeep I can’t call it…
BASS IN YOUR FACE MEANS PEACE SEE YA LATER
thoughtsofmen: Well Daddy, still want to push me on the swings like you used to or would you rather take me back to the condo and get behind me like you like to now? It’s your call. girlsgoingcommando3: Sweet brunette commando
realmenstink: YOU WANT MY PISS OR MY CUM ??? YOUR CALL, FAGGOT !!!
borntobewife: itsdaddysissy:Made to be used and abused. Submit to your calling. I can’t even deny it
bansheegifshop: Oops, Dropped Your Call
the-polyhedron:How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags,
my-little-art-challenge: And tonights topic is…Rarity! No specific theme, so do whatever you want! Maybe she’s starring in a JRPG! Or on a Roller Coaster! Or fighting the Teleported bread Monster from the TF2 short. it’s your call! The clock starts
ask-canterlot-musicians: Your call has been forward to an automated voice mailing system. .-. Oh Scratchie…
slimniggagotti: My Nut Sack Full I Bet Its Gone Skeet Everywhere Soooooo Anybody With FaceTime Lets Freak I’m Nude, Ass Moist And Dick PreCumming Waiting On Your Call Shid Or Pull Up I’ll Crack My Hotel Door I Just Want My Ass Ate While I Beat This
dwarfbending: cornerof5thandvermouth: eichenschild: Can you please leave your social justice bullshit out of the Hobbit fandom? Or any fandom that is? Be pissed off with what’s happening in the real world but accept fiction as what it is: fiction.
communisrn: i dont care if u think Dude is “”“gender neutral”“” if someone doesnt want to be called that bc it causes dysphoria or they just. dont like it. u better fuckin stop
alexanderperchov: i’ve seen people object to the petname “babe” because it’s in that vein of weird pet names that sorta belittle the person youre calling them but for me it’s not like i mean to compare someone to a baby. i mean to compare you
Want to see what me and my friends do in our spare time?Well too bad your seeing it anyway!I drew the top partBridget drew the middleFelix drew the bottom then vains VAINS EVERYWHEREand then we all drew bees
Did I ever tell any of you that as a kid I use to call messes in my rooms S.A.M - Secret Area of Mess
socialist-tomfoolery: how people think representative government works: the representatives represent the people’s wants and desires within the government how it actually works: “now I’ve listened to all of your calls and complaints but I really
aokou: ineffableboyfriends: “who’s your favorite dmmd character?” “koujaku” “second favorite?” “koujaku” “ok but-” “koujaku” “hey can we talk about something else”
gymaaholic: Your call. GYMAHOLIC
thedailyshow: comedycentral: Trevor takes issue with calling President Obama–or anyone for that matter–a pussy. Click here to watch. Trevor last night
jynersoandor: madness-and-brilliance: the “this is your house I’m not making you sleep on the couch” “yeah but you’re the guest you take the bed” conversation between ur otp right before they share the bed reblog if u agree #NO I INSIST
The Person You Fabricated To Exist In Your Maladaptive Love Fantasies Does Not Fucking Exist In The Real World So You Need To Stop Dutifully Lying In Wait For An Imaginary Coping Mechanism That You Hope Will One Day Physically Manifest Itself In Front
perditioner: lbr nothing beats “platonically sharing a bed until i wake up and you’re curled round me and my nose is buried in your hair so i’ll pretend to stay asleep to keep this for a little while longer” plots
What the Retrogrades in Your Natal Chart Mean
lzbth: swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
imstuckinarut-astrology: Some whimsical spiritual teacher of some sort: Let your resentment go. Taurus and Scorpio: But its mine.
ironmacn: some of you haven’t spent countless hours thinking up a whole universe in your head to escape to and it shows
natural–blues:bloodknife:I made a thing feel free to reblog with your answers and let me know if you want pt 2I’m…. all of these……
bro stop falling in love w the intangible idea youve projected onto someone you barely know youre scaring the hoes
horreurscopes:one of the most important things i’ve learned in therapy is that when you’ve experienced prolonged trauma in your childhood, pleasure feels uncomfortable. like, not that you don’t feel it, but that when you do feel it there’s an
buffskierights:i made a quiz. it’s a good quiz. i spent 5 hours on this quiz. please take this quiz.what your taste in men says about you
nineteencigarettes:Having no sources of intimacy in your daily life and therefore resorting to learning as much as you can as a way to pass the time is such a sad cycle, every single day its like what can I become obsessively interested in this time to
no-this-is-jarod: songofages: oprahsmom: ejacutastic: and here to your left we see society’s impossible to obtain standards for women this makes me sick I want to punch something. the amount of spelling/grammar mistakes from those ignorant assholes
saunteringsnake: monobeartheater: que-dear: anime theres no fucking way either of those assholes are 16 fuck this You would be completely correct in your calling bullshit: they’re actually both seventeen.
cremisius: i’ve seen people object to the petname “babe” because it’s in that vein of weird pet names that sorta belittle the person youre calling them but for me it’s not like i mean to compare someone to a baby. i mean to compare you to the
objectiongirl: huddahuddahuh: what I don’t get is why certain feminists think smearing their period blood on things is art/empowering because most people think its gross smearing poop on a canvas is gross too but would you call that empowering no
transatlanticalienart:sometimes your man just wants to feed you eggs and you should let him
chizuu:all i wanna do is (gavel sound) (gavel sound) (gavel sound) & (cash register noise) & take your money
