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incexxx: “No way you did that mom, I can’t even imagine you doing a blowjob!- Oh yeah? Where’s your brother?- I’m right here mom.- Drop your pants!- Why? …Are you two drunk?- What if we are? Drop your pants or you’re grounded for a week!-
Do you ever have those guy friends that make all of these subtle sexual comments at you and you know nothing can actually happen between you two but they’re just so damn good at it
sickandgloomy:fun depression things nobody ever talks about:your perception of time gets all fucked up. did you shower today morning or was that yesterday? how did you feel last week? have you been depressed for a year or two years?nobody fucking knows.
surfacage: blanche: it was obviously a trap are you an idiot candela: well maybe if you didn’t sass people actively trying to kill you spark: this fight would be a lot more convincing if you two weren’t aggressively clinging to each other next (this
spydoor-man: “omg i love gay people, they’re like girl friends :)”“you’re not like other gays”“omg i have a gay friend, you two should totally go out!”“i could totally turn you straight tho ;)”“you’re too cute to be gay”“have
spiderxboy: shuri: so you two, are you dating? peter: what mj: what ew no peter: yeah no- wait why ew? mj: no not like ew you’re gross-like ew dating is such a teenage misconceptionpeter: oh oh yeah, so you’d never want to date? mj: well I wouldn’t
brammanlove: I hope you enjoyed your birthday dinner hubby, are you ready for dessert? I brought you two choices, chocolate or vanilla. Though it is your birthday so I think you should spoil yourself and have both. I’m going to go clean the kitchen,
unfamousblogg: fantasizingfunerals: refreshes: late night talks with you make me feel better :) I love you. Omg I follow both of your perfect blogs and you two are sooo cute! Im shipping you x1000!
tooplayful4you: Thanks for posting! Hell yea, C in the changing room was very sexy!! Here’s a #SaturdaySubmission for you two, what do you think?! Always love going on your blog and seeing new posts from you guys!! anything new you plan on sharing
yoshio-yoshida: Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games
norio-kun: My cups came!! What’s so special about my cups? !!!!! When you put hot water it revEALS KAWORU AND SHINJI WHO’S ON THE OTHER SIDE and when you have two cups ho ho you can do dis It just makes me really happy okay really really happy (●´艸｀)
bondcyberrole: ahh…you’re awake my american friend…i’m so glad…your stay at my lonely little bed and breakfast is going to be prolonged by several days…i’m sure you won’t mind…you did say you two were just wandering aimlessly with no
jessiphia: also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. if you think otherwise
slavetothesun: And you? Are you coming or are you staying?Fine. I get it. I saw you two the other night.
countryboysstory: I may not be perfect in relationships. I may fuck up. I may do stupid things. I may hold my feelings in and not talk about them. But I can promise you, two things I will never do to you, are cheat on you or hurt you on purpose.
im-prada–u-nada:the other day my grandma told me, “when you and him are fighting, you both need to remember that it’s you two vs. the problem, not you vs. him.” and that hit me hard
4wns: how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible it’s calledmoney
“Take us home with you, Mr. Crude, and I’ll lick a lot more than her leg!” said Missy with a laugh.“She’ll probably lick you, too,” commented Lisa. “I wouldn’t be at all surprised if she tried to rim you!”“That settles it. You two
Shanice was already smiling when Mr. Crude introduced Melanie to her.“You’re a sexy little thing, Melanie! I hope I can steal you away from our host for a while. I’d love to get to know you better!” said Shanice.“I’ll leave you two to it.
lexicxnt:la-place-des-femmes:tittiesandbeer0:I told you to bring a friend if you wanted a first date. Wait, which one of you two is the one I asked that ?as if you’d really care. haha 🙃
buttsandbeard: For you with love. http://www.dulcamarae.tumblr.com A fantastic addition to our library dulcamarae. You have a lovely page as well. Thank you for thinking of us in your submission, hope to see more of you two soon.
histoire-d-elle: “Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F’s, yes…”Annie Hall, Woody Allen, 1977
ya-2albi: the other day my grandma told me, “when you and him are fighting, you both need to remember that it’s you two vs. the problem, not you vs. him.” and that hit me hard
judgedteenblogger: whatokay: i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two
jessiphia: Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. if you think otherwise
mymmmmasquerade: samantherijane: tvlauran: mymmmmasquerade: tvlauran: what do you think Jane, now we can see what Dee is doing with her hands Darn you two..let me go! not until you promise to behave Looks like a life sentence for you then Dee!!
fuck-you-ahegao: “I enjoy watching you two touch each other so much. Keep on doing it, no need to be embarrassed. Remember, I promised you both โ if you make yourself cum in front of me”
to the people who go ‘you are so sexy’ ‘I bet you are so hot in bed’ ‘I would love to see a sex tape of you and darfin you two would be so hot together’ … today he came on my face and it shot almost into my nose and eyes and I thought
southbayfreakycpl:@southbayfreakycpl Dammit boy, stop acting like you’re shy and get in there and make me scream like you do with my daughter when you think I can’t hear you two fooling around. 👿
the-shota-dictator: chandeluresinitaly: poupi: igirisu: EXCUSE ME BUT I MUSTACHE YOU TWO WHAT THE DUCK YOU’RE DOING? England you are high. You are gone. THIS IS SO TRIPPY WHAT SPAIN AND FRANCE I CANNOT EVEN HANDREEEE
awkward moment when someone mentions a person to you with the intention of you two possibly talking or being friends when in fact you know the person very, very well and they were shit to you
virtuallvogue: unfamousblogg: fantasizingfunerals: refreshes: late night talks with you make me feel better :) I love you. Omg I follow both of your perfect blogs and you two are sooo cute! Im shipping you x1000! Internet relationship goal
everyfetishyoucouldthinkof: You and your friend are both the biggest sluts in your town. You don’t even try to hide it or deny it. You’ll happily do anything for a man together. Pleasure him however he wants it anywhere he wants it. You two do not
xtechnoblade: kanjuden: kanjuden: kanjuden: Tumblr just changed the block feature to pixelate who you blocked, and now block lists are unique for each blog you have. I JUST TESTED IT AND YOU CAN’T REBLOG IF SOMEONE HAS BLOCKED YOU NOW HOLY SHIT
biwonderland: Honey, I love it when you bring a second guy with you so I can suck one after another or both together and you can take turns fucking … My pleasure is so much bigger when I am fucked for such a long time by you two.
taken-for-me: jackandallison2: Happy Sharing is Caring you two! So glad to see ya’ll back!💋 I’m loving the new photos🔥Thank you so much @ladyjaechronicles! We are loving you in this pink set! And those rope photos!!!! Hope you have a
spookyfishcakes: You’re to kind to me, here you go I give you two for the price of one! Hope you like it @raggamaninof ✨ sorry for my bad photo skills 💦
glorygloryworld: It was just a game you two played late at night sometimes. A little walk around the neighborhood on a warm night. She’d flash you, tease you. Entertain you fantasies about her taking a strangers money to let them fuck her. It was all
kinkglutton: mustbetheass: You two are so fucking useless - you cant even get my panties off with my help - hopeful you’ll make up for it when you eat my juicy ass and hot cunt
pulledacross: “Oi, you two! You’re just mad! Do you hear me? Mad! And I’m going to report you for… madness!“
miroku48: Mariyagi’s (Nagao Mariya) G+: やぎめし YagiMesshi (OMG! Wait, what’s that new nikname for the both of you?! Mariyagi-kun.. Did you set up that you are an official cuple?? You two!?! LOL.) 最近早寝を心がけている Lately,
bethanybdsm: “I have been his wife for 20 years. You aren’t the first mean bitch to show up and fuck him. I don’t mind that you made me shave my pussy last night for the mutual enjoyment of you two.“ "And you are far from the first
gentlegoddessdee: manwhoreboy: Get you a girl who likes to pull your hair, bend you over and dry hump you while you two are out of eye sight for a sec….😩😍💝 🙌
waitingforyoutogethome: Oh hi honey! Home from work already? Doing let me disturb you two. I’ll go get some dinner on while you fuck her brains out. Why don’t you make her do that thing you made me do last night? I still can’t walk straight!
not4davey: Hi.You don’t know me, but that woman over there just slipped me a fifty dollar bill to take off my bra and stand in front of you.And to tell you “No orgasm for another month”.I guess you two have some kinky thing going on.That’s cool,
askagni:Meet your new best friend. You two are going to get very cozy in the coming months and years. Once I slide her on it’s inevitable. In time you’ll experience pleasure and frustration you’ve never even dreamed possible. You may not believe
Because I know that Tumblr has been cruddy a lot I send this to you in hopes you like it! Your art makes me smile a lot so I used my second day of Inktober to honor you and my two favorite penguins!Time of Death: 10:26 PM, by Sweetness. Rest in Fucking
kumafeels: ‘Medusa - Do you trust me to take care of you?’ ‘Aurora - Oh the things I want to do to you….’ THE BOTH OF YOU. STOP IT. STOP IT. MY POOR GAY HEART CANT TAKE THIS. THIS IS TOO MUCH. THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH I CAN TAKE.
deeznutsu: captioned-vines: prettyboyshyflizzy: Woman Goes Crazy Because She Got Green Peppers Instead Of Red Blonde: “ You got it wrong! You know what? I’m really glad you two can talk to each other in whatever language it is that you’re
