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jahxjah: niggasandcomputers: niggasandcomputers: * when you see your ex-wife at your son’s game when you knew you suppose to have him this weekend* “I knew Karen would pull some shit like this” 😂
princesslunaslullaby: Imagine you’re at your picnic table in the park, and you’re on tumblr or eating and some shit, and instead of being attacked by seagulls or bugs, you’re greeted by a bunch of adorable, fluffy bunnies who want a hug. ;u; <3
kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which
wodneswynn: wodneswynn: “So-and-so identity I’m prejudiced against is gonna use up all the LGBT resources!” like this is fuckin Age of Empires II or some shit Reblog if you can’t build any more castles or upgrade your longbowmen because some
theofficialbadboyzclub: This is how you keep a man from straying, don’t suck his dick, lick his booty hole or fuck him every now and then; make that nigga a plate of some shit he never ate before and serve it up nice even if it is some hamburger helper
theshitfucksart: Man, living with your abuser is fun. Here, have some vent after some shit went down. It’s just a dump but you get the idea. Please do not repost or remove the caption. Friendly reminder that commissions are still open.
theshitfucksart: Man, living with your abuser is fun. Here, have some vent after some shit went down. It’s just a dump but you get the idea. Please do not repost or remove the caption.
vorematty: expensive-intelligence: vorematty: “god, you’re so tight” “thanks you’re pretty cool too” ☝🏾️😂 some shit I’d say but you didnt say it i did
brainstatic:Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender
lilpicassa:You ever see some shit so dumb that you cant even respond properly? You have to deadass sit back and think.. damn, this person really thought this out, like in their heads?
theoldtimessss:Dear men, may your daughters meet guys like you. If reading that made you feel uncomfortable, you need to work on some shit.
raaawrbin: raaawrbin: I’M SORRY THIS IS SO LONG haha but if you like One Piece, and you like Doffy/Crocodile, then I hope you enjoy! Snuck in some Gintama at the end hohoho I just couldn’t envision Crocodile going ‘meow’ or ‘nyan’ so I settled
haveyousmiledlately: Hey there! Haven’t posted in a while so I thought I should post some information/statistics for you guys, provided by To Write Love On Here Arms. Reblog please!
discomfited: “I write your name on each one of my cigarettes, hoping you’ll burn up in smoke just like the tobacco and nicotine. I thought eventually you’d turn to ashes and disappear—but then I realized that you’ve been in my lungs this
want-you-so-bxdly: idiopathic-hypersomnia: want-you-so-bxdly: kaputtaberegal: Omg ich liebe das weiß jemand wie das buch heißt? want-you-so-bxdly Will & Will von John Green💕 danke <33
When you start to cut or stop eating, or throwing up, you never see a world in the same way. You begin to notice the arms and wrists of the people, the way they hide their arms and seek to make short movements, all without leaving the show the inside
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inasians: you’re just like a pizza, even when you’re bad, you’re good.
eatingisfab: do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that youre as weird as them
Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I
ribboneesta: some feelings entering a warm room after being out in the cold peeling off your socks after a long day the “boom” in your heart when you hear a firework explode having someone brush your hair the buzz of your fingers opening a package
fatted: Family: *says something racist* Family: *says something sexist* Family: *says something homophobic* Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos* Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life* Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?
Sexy isn't always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.
If you need a break, you need a break and you must take it. It's vital to your mental, emotional, spiritual and physical well-being.
alunaes: The universe is a very big thing you shouldnt be sad about the boy who doesnt like you back hes going back into the sky someday and you wont remember his name
plantkitten: i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
she-loves-girls:you know you’re fucked when you smile or laugh while kissing them
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
9940km: Never forget 3 types of people in your life: Who helped you in your difficult times. Who left you in your difficult times. Who put you in difficult times.
censxred:when you shower on a friday night and you feel all that school coming off of you
I think when you start treating your workouts like a therapy session it makes them a lot more effective and a part of your day you look forward to. Take all your stress out and release all your anger in that time. You'll feel so much better afterwards.
millika:How to know which boy you like: 1. Get very drunk 2. You will cry about the boy you like
evianfacialmist: when someone say they hate you but you know they still checking on you everyday 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
automatically: if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out
nursary: *some dude looks at me* me: 📢 do you have a problem
wifi-on: the person you text when you are drunk is the only one you’re thinking of when your brain doesn’t work
supjerbear: My favourite thing is when someone says, “I think about you a lot,” or “I had a dream about you,” or “I was just about to text you,” or something because the fact that I occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything
thekatitube: DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON
picasso-peaches: tardis-mind-palace: pi3rcethe-satans: allonsymiddleearth: brennanat: You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person
taurean-the-bully: boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be
whatsapp-status: My phone’s in my hand like 24/7. -if you think I’m ignoring you, you’re right.
pizzist: don’t you hate it when you like someone so much you can’t hide your feelings anymore
carlyqxx: wolftyla: note to self: if someone can fall asleep knowing you’re crying, knowing you’re hurting or didn’t get home safe, they don’t care for you. So important
the-unknown-eyes: even if you’re not yourself.. thw truth is you are yourself even if you’re changing
vegitating: when you remember that you have leftovers in the fridgewhen you open the fridge and its all gone
untexting: If you say you’ve never used the “my mom said no” excuse to get out of plans, you’re lying.
I suck at showing emotions. i could be in love with you and you could think i don't even care about you
corrupted-teens: Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
blogneyspears: one day when you have kids, your child is going to look at you and call you daddy and the first thing that will come into your mind is
fakings: who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
boxqueen: it’s a metaphor, see: you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to do its teaching.
maleenkatharina: schneewixxchen: latteos: iama3rd: latteos: My biggest fear is taking a screenshot of a convo and accidentally sending it to the same person All you have to do is say, “What did you mean when you said this?” In reference to
fruitcrocs: when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t *gets 0 on the test*
666hella: I can be the sweetest person you know or the most heartless bitch you know. It all depends on how you treat me
heart: have you ever been in the mood where something small bothered you and then you suddenly just didn’t want to talk to anybody at all
awkwardvagina: have you ever just cried because you’re you
officialunitedstates: i hate pacman. stop eating all the dots. leave some dots for the rest of us you stupid piece of circle
brightindie: i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and you’re already like yes this pleases me it is mine
