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carnal-cravings: demondaddy: A good Daddy know exactly what his little girl wants- even if she’s asking for it without any words. Awh. Not to mention, reading books is more fun when there’s a little princess in your arms. this is 90% of my
allyouneedisbellies:Someone on 4chan colored the art of studiofa into sweating slobs.Thanks, whoever you are. studio slob edit guy, if you read this please come back
flashinginstores: stephanie-mason-my-hotwife: Flashing at Ikea Great boob flash in Ikea! Only complaint is that looking through her pics, I’m not seeing any more flashing in stores pics. Stephanie, if you read this, get us some more shots of you
yaoi-blcd: Old Xian update of [19 Days], translated by Yaoi-BLCD. IF YOU USE OUR TRANSLATIONS YOU MUST CREDIT BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR!!!!!! (OLD XIAN). DO NOT USE FOR ANY PRINT/ PUBLICATIONS/ FOR PROFIT REASONS WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM THE AUTHOR!!!!!
trunko: One more for Markiplier. If you read this, Mark, get rest and heal up please. We’ll all be waiting for you.
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storyofagayboy: “Lean on me when you’re not strong” I’m not as good as Richard, but I’m here if you read this and want to talk to someone.
acornandyswrinklebeasts: To the guy in these pictures: If you read this, please send me some more pictures of you in all your super-hot nudiness. Thanks, A.A.
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Team Yume’s Dramatis Lectio: “My Immortal” (Ch. 1-9) Get your Hot Topic dress wares and your suicide blades at the ready, you preps! This story will make you cry TEARS OF BLOOD!
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i-boop-you:Friends with benefits as a term is wasted on fuck buddies when it could be used to describe being friends with fanfic authors who let you read the next chapter before it gets posted
sercarver:if you read this you’re cute no take backs
bettyblackbent:madqueenalanna: bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straightalso, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess
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glapplebloom: GLAB: I am not making that same mistake again! ((As promised, I am back updating. But by the time you read this, I would be at surgery. I’ll let you know when I am fully out in a Mod Post, so until then enjoy. As for the Contest Winners,
My SO was editing the Eren/Armin fic I was able to put up. He started to read a passage in which there’s oral sex and I just sat there screaming NOOOOOO NO NO NO I CAN’T HEAR YOU AHHHHHHHH. Having him as a beta is yielding mixed results,
I just spent last night unable to stop thinking about Joseph spitting on Caesar’s junk and Caesar grabbing her by his feet and hissing, “Don’t you ever do that again.” And you expect me to teach children????? I’m out.
ironpour: movielesbian: if you read this section on someone’s wikipedia before the other sections you’re gay Goodbye wig
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ofools: zooophagous: spectrometrie: Lioconcha Hieroglyphica is officially my favorite mollusc This clam has fuckin runes on it Me: [decodes the clam glyphs] Clam glyphs: if you read this your gay Me: oh fuck!
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lbardugo: meabhd: I realised today that I have not posted anything in about a month! So I coloured a Nina drawing I had. She’s beautiful. And I love that her expression basically says, “What crap did you get us into now, Kaz?”
oneandonlygabriel: steegeschnoeber: oneandonlygabriel: I really, REALLY wish you could read this article about a father who started wearing skirts because his son likes to wear skirts and dresses and he wants his son to feel strongerLike, holy shit,
doctorspookysteinbutt: fuckyeahdementia: ‘Have you been to space? Because I’ve been to space!’ “During one crucial and deathly silent scene involving Sandra Bullock’s character’s desperate attempt to reach her vessel and avoid dying
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renaissancedreams: 4 years later and still no clean water for my people in Flint…this hurts my heart. I have a few things im working on for the strong folks up there and I will need your help when the time comes. (Yes You! Reading this right now)
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fodra: albotas: THIS JAPANESE BED DESK IS THE PERFECT INVENTION I absolutely hate laying on my belly while using a pillow for leverage to type on my computer, and I’m sure the majority of you reading this post right now hate it as well. Thanks to
scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world, apparently, because someone will “mess me up,”
astro-surf:naked-yogi: scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world,