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Heads up to the OUAT fandom: You guys have no idea how fortunate you are with this casting. You are getting a GRADE-A LADY RIGHT NOW so you best treat her right -sincerely, the fringe fandom
captainjaymerica: Guys, please take care of yourselves. Eat if you haven’t eaten. Sleep if you need to. Take a mental health day. Do what you need to do. But put yourself first when necessary.
Here’s an old school Warcraft joke for you
kinkykellyann65: THIS IS THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR MEETING AND PICKING HER UP IN A BAR AND ADMITTING TO HER YOU WANT TO GET IN HER PANTS AND FUCK HER, SO SHE FEELS SINCE YOU WANTED TO DO THAT ITS ONLY FAIR SHE FUCKS YOU FIRST
emisaurus314: Who the fuck are you Who the fuck are you I asked you first I asked you second
Remember when you first discovered Tumblr and you would scroll down your dashboard until you reached the spot where you left the day before?
astonishingworld-deactivated201: If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you ? For you’d be the first person in the history of the world.
Okay. That moment when you really have to pee and you’re high as shit. Your mother is hogging the bathroom, equally high as shit. She isn’t moving. You need to pee. You pee in the tub and maintain eye contact the entire fucking time with your
lackingladymeredy replied to your post: my head keeps hurting in like, waves, but i know… Wow. LIterally me right now. C’mere Mikky I’ll nurse you back to health bby. Oh thank you so much dear Bre. You sweetie pie you~
thebiggestever: She had been stripping for you, but refused to let you see all of her big tits until you showed her your cock. When you first pulled it out, she showed no reaction. Then it started growing and her eyes widened. As your cock hardened
pokemon-goers: chibistarlyte: There’s about to be a battle up in here. Dog: who the fuck are you?Ninetails: who the fuck are you?Dog: I asked you first.Ninetails: I asked you second.
cobaltdays: saltylittleslytherin: navigaero: If your straight guy friend says that he supports gays, tell him that you thought he was gay when you first met him. See how fast he gets upset and insecure & starts asking you why you thought that. My
dizzymaiden: Propagate Succulents From Leaves - start by removing the lower leaves first. Be really careful when you remove the leaves from the stem. Hold the leaf firmly and wiggle it from side to side until you feel a little snap. You want to be sure
gaycism: nightmare116: john-x-doe: wanderingw0lf13: zackisontumblr: uhh…. yoooooooooooooooooooooooo what in the fuck Judging by the “oh boy” this ain’t the first wild text she’s sent him What a favor, indeed Op what’d you decide?
zodiacsociety: Libra traits: You can put up a nice smile when meeting with people or to those you aren’t very close to. It’s easy for you to make friends especially if they are the ones that come up to you first. They get a nice surprise meeting
flipse-deactivated20210915: It’s like I’m standing on the edge with just a telephone wire,trying to get to you first to say the world’s on fire.Holding my breath until I know you’re alright,because the water will only rise, when will you realize,you
granosdegranada: “I want to see you. Know your voice. Recognize you when you first come ‘round the corner. Sense your scent when I come into a room you’ve just left. Know the lift of your heel, the glide of your foot. Become familiar with the
kikuuchis: Hello guys! ok so this is my first follow forever and I want to say thank you to all of you because you make my dash beautiful, I’ve had a beautiful experience here meeting new people everyday and everything. I’m not good with words and
fairysharkmother: MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE. ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY. First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. Momma will be right here.Momma
femslut-hypno-boy:Tumblr experiment: put in the tags whether you are a “I just want you to tell me how much of a slut I am”-sub, a “I just want you to tell me I’m cute and loveable”-sub or a “I just want you to tell
fishnethousepet: Kiss My Ass In this clip I tease you, swaying my gorgeous ass in front of you. First showing off in leggings and then pulling them down and giving you a better look. I know what you want to do; kiss my ass. Shower it with worship, and
reallyreallyreallytrying: medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but
aplpaca: kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper” no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes
gottabreedthemall: There’s nothing better than that feeling when you first slide in bare. Her pussy, slippery with juices, lubricates you as it goes. All you’re left with is that warm wet feeling, and then you’re just making love like nature intended.
s4t4nluvr666: uhmeliamay: plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back plot twist: the person you like texts you first
sweet-shemales:You know that feeling you get when you first realize you don’t have enough holes? Well, I……… Wait. I’m not the ONLY one that happens to, am I?
ihaveabsolutelynoidea: Once you first start noticing how often men will interrupt or talk over you if you’re a woman you can’t ever stop like every time i have a conversation with a man or participate in a class discussion i notice it and it’s
luciasmaster: When I make you hold one of the items I am going to use on or in you. Feel the thickness, your cunt better be relaxed and ready; your wetness will help you take it…let me check you first…
ralphisthedaddy: I love how it feels when you first sit on Daddy’s thick cock. Sliding all the way down. You are controling how much goes in and as you let every inch go in I hear a whimper from your lips. I love feeling and hearing you open
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play-the-game: bl-ossomed: oaktreegirl: I scrolled past this at first and then I thought about it and I realized what it means what does it mean? It means do you need someone for the sake of not feeling alone and or sad or do you want me because
sweet-shemales: You know that feeling you get when you first realize you don’t have enough holes? Well, I……… Wait. I’m not the ONLY one that happens to, am I? The one to the left gets my approval
naughtymormonguy2: naughtywife79: This Post is For You… First, I want to thank you all for welcoming me on my Tumblr journey. You have all been so friendly and fun. I really enjoy chatting with everyone. Please realize that I cannot answer all of you
idten-t: solfirafira: omololazuli:memeuplift: evansabove1981:memeuplift:Hey! Chin up! You are doing Great! For anyone who needs to hear it Louder for the people in the back CHIN UP! YOU CAN DO IT! YOU’RE DOING GREAT! :) YOU’VE GOT THIS !!
I like getting an iced carmel macchiato from Starbucks because at first it’s like carmel milk and you’re like yo where’s the coffee and then its like oH YOU WANT COFFEE HERES FIVE SHOTS OF EXPRESSO HAHAHA SUFFER.
humans-of-pdx:“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ “What are you going to make with it?”“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to
saltylittleslytherin: navigaero: If your straight guy friend says that he supports gays, tell him that you thought he was gay when you first met him. See how fast he gets upset and insecure & starts asking you why you thought that. My gay guy friend
ameriscare:businesshag:I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!tag this post with your first result you get when you
superspacebabe: ihaveabsolutelynoidea: Once you first start noticing how often men will interrupt or talk over you if you’re a woman you can’t ever stop like every time i have a conversation with a man or participate in a class discussion i notice
itsallgoodtogo: “Let me tell you son, I thought you were lying when you first told me about a mother and son nudist colony, but now that we’re here I’m really glad we came.” “Glad you like it mom, it’s a great way for mothers
dombruce2016: 1-sadistic-lover: Her: Tell me how you would seduce me.Me: Let me tell you… first I’m gonna be so honest with you. Then I’m gonna answer all your texts with-in a resonable time. After that I’m going to really listen to you without
if you biggest battle right now is picking if you want a playstation or xbox just take a moment to thank your parents, God/the Universe/whatever you believe in or just luck that you have a pretty good damn life. #firstworldproblems
