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Corset scene ;D (by shadowgirl350) Disappointing but oddly entertaining. Trans: “SEBASTIAN!” “Please hold a little longer sir, you can do it.” “That’s it you’re going to kill me!” “I doubt any woman
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incorrect48quotes:Sayanee, bursting into the room: You ready to die!?Jo: YOU CAN’T KILL ME I’M A BAD BITCH!
meladoodle: meladoodle: in gta online, because im a female character i actually get people in cars coming up to me and beeping their horns to get me to get in their car. you can’t escape, ladies. i got men thirsty for my pixel puss btw i killed
Curiosity… Killed me. I want to drown inside of you like I did inside of her. Heavy…light. All at the same time. Maybe things could be different this time. Maybe I can meet you in the middle. Breaking bad
myfairgolightly: You fool! No man can kill me. When you finally come out as a translady to someone
earthshakinlove: earthshakinlove: christophertrees: I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged. I live in Staten Island please come kill me please Oh shit I just read ya tags
floweurli: concising: theskinnytaste: I swear to god I can read “you hurt me” reblogging bc wow this kills me
tigersj-aw: forestaurus: chanel-tiger: floweurli: concising: theskinnytaste: I swear to god I can read “you hurt me” reblogging bc wow this kills me IS THIS REAL How nature, bitch
co-di: yourrrniggasdick: He kills me.. He will put up so many inspirational quotes and bible verses all damn day and then post this. Having a bitch lost af like you’re either an IG Hoe or a Pastor you can’t be both my dude 😪 What’s wrong with
shadowsillustrations: It amuses me that you can walk up behind a cyborg in MGR, go into ripper mode, and they still won’t notice you. This is, despite the fact that Raiden’s killing aura is probably tangible at that point and he even tops it off
rfgarysgirl1976: wow sheamus you are killing me. Here’s another guy you just can’t help but love. Wish I could find Sheamus in his wrestling gear at my local park! :P
hypnorekt: D.Va in “TEAM KILL!!” D.Va fails to hold down the fort as the last woman standing goes down. *heh see what I did there?* Want to support me? CLICK HERE to support me on Patreon. You can receive 1080P watermark free versions of all my
ask-art-spark: kindahernyart: Luna AfterSpark I…I JUST CANT, I CANT SAY ANYTHING, NOTHING CAN EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS! IM DEAD GOODBYE, THIS HAS OFFICIALLY KILLED ME. oh but before im buried THANK YOU ED YOU’RE THA BEST X3! OMG >w<
Would you rather go snorkeling in a tank of electric eels for 20 minutes or eat one of those poisonous fish that can kill you if it is not prepared properly?
lomonte: An unexpected slumber party
writingmemes: Poor writing skills? Excuse me? If you can kill off your main character and still have a good story, you have awesome skills.
buckypupbarnes: “Manchurian Candidate, you’re killing me, there’s a truce here, you can drop.”
cosplay-queens: jessicanigri via cosplay-queens DEATHWINGGGGG 💕😁 @zachfischerart is drawing something new up for me and it’s killing me not to share so have some past DRAGON GOODNESS!!! (I made the costume from scratch! You can check out the
toebyeus: rubenscubix: toebyeus: can my future murderer please give me 5 extra minutes before they kill me to make a text post saying i’m dead thanks Fuck that I’d take those 5 minutes to call someone for help or get a gun. obviously you don’t
youwish-youcould: They “feared for their lives”. They’re killing BABIES. CHILDREN. Not even grown ass men. You mean to tell me that a 12 year old, a 16 year old, an 18 year old can threaten your livelyhood? You a grown ass white man in America
greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: some BODY ONCE TOLD ME YOU KILLED MY POSSESSIONS You’re still going on about that, aren’t ya? Yeah…. I am…. Oh, well. Love and let go! Wait…what is it? Live and let’s
alchamine: Hnnggh…I c-can’t believe I got captured by you!This vibrator is killing me but the fact that you’re jerking off to the sight of it, is even more disgustingHhnng~ N- No! Stop! Don’t push it in DEEPEEERR~ Haaaa~ Ffffuck!~It’s- It’s
digimon-forever: Tai: But what really kills me is what she said when they brought her home from the hospital. The first words out of her mouth; Tai, I’m sorry I can’t kick the ball very good, you probably don’t want to play with me again. That’s
friendlykida replied to your post: #MIKKY IS GOING TO KILL ME WHEN SHE SEES ALL OF… YOU CAN’T HIDE THAT DORKY SMILE YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW ON YOUR FACE. DUMB BUTT.
Atlas ! You can kill me, but you will never have my city !
laughnowkrylater: like-a-song-you-enchanted-me: michaelsbadpyt: califrisco: outlawedbysociety: THIS is the cleanest gif on Tumblr! You can’t tell when it starts and when it ends. AGREE^ ^^ Omg ikr!! The King at work ;) Michael killed that
godpenis: earthshakinlove: earthshakinlove: christophertrees: I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged. I live in Staten Island please come kill me please Oh shit I just read
locksandglasses: youwish-youcould: They “feared for their lives”. They’re killing BABIES. CHILDREN. Not even grown ass men. You mean to tell me that a 12 year old, a 16 year old, an 18 year old can threaten your livelyhood? You a grown ass white
dmc-dmc: libertynbooty: dmc-dmc: lagonegirl: Since you asked.. America’s killing me The shit the old people don’t comprehend @dmc-dmc @lagonegirl apparently yall cant comprehend basic economics & apparently YOU can’t comprehend that what
jamescorckafterdark: quin-nsfw: Made this because i was bored. Have fun with it. Good grief Quin, you’re killing me here with all this love.Give this guy a follow, and all the likes, reblogs and commissions you can spare, because he deserves all
wanderingpaulo: bussykiller: when he stick it in you and you’re waitin for him to hit ya prostate This whole website needs cleansing Fucking dying! 😂😂😂 ^^^ that last comment killed me, AGAIN! 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆 neishhhis I can’t!
chanel-tiger: floweurli: concising: theskinnytaste: I swear to god I can read “you hurt me” reblogging bc wow this kills me IS THIS REAL
iria-and-alia: mistysoulreave: burning-yaungol: lantilles: berrodtherapscallion: ariesdawn83: WHAT IS THIS HELL jfc give me those fried biscuits and gravy right now i will kill someone for that HOW THE HELL DO YOU FRY LEMONADE Son, you can
My feet are killing me and all I can think about is how much I wanna be on my back with you on top of me. Is that bad to say out loud??
blackqueerboi: If Harrison isn’t in the first episode of next season, I won’t watch. Shonda can’t kill my husband and think it’s okay. No ma’am. SCUSE me, you were supposed to serenade me. Where is my song?
euclase2: NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MY DREAMS CAN ALL COME TRUE I HAVEN’T BEEN SO HAPPY ABOUT AN SPN FINALE IN FOREVER. “Dean. Come back to us, please.” “You will have to kill me, Cas.” “No, Dean. I will not.”
dustydreamsanddirtyscars: 10x22 “The Prisoner” “You can stay the hell away from me. Next time I won’t miss.”The devastation on Cas’ face kills me. The realization in his expression that Dean, the man he fought heaven, hell and purgatory for,
incorrect-hmc-quotes:The Witch of the Waste: YOU READY TO FUCKIN’ DIE?!?!Howl: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!!
tundraloo: setheverman: pewdiepie literally used the “is that setheverman?” meme in his video yesterday… can someone perhaps kill me right here and now please and thank you very much appreciated seth, you really, really dont deserve this, im sorry
famicase:“cats are heartless shells that just want to be fed” “cats can be exactly like dogs actually” you think i give a fauck about what my cat thinks of me? hm? my cat could be secretly conspiring to kill me but id still love her bcos shes
bonerfart: Black Mirror Season 4 episode list announced 1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid 2. Me Bloody Computer Tried Ta Kill Me, What a Right Corker 3. There Is An App That Can Download You… Well Scary Innit Bruv
ask-glittershell: ask-glittershell: mylittlechangeling: A gift for @ask-glittershell to celebrate their blogs anniversary! Oh god I can’t handle this it’s too cute Doppel is trying to kill me help You’re amazing at what you do gurl, don’t
marxism-transgenderism:marxism-transgenderism:“if you want to shave for sensory reasons you can” I shave cause when I don’t it makes me want to kill myself. I do it because if I let my body hair grow out I lose the ability to look at
I just got, like, irrationally, inexplicably sad and guilty because home situationwell, shit, you can like come kill me if you want
f4lter: truepac: The second I saw this photo my heart broke, and only five seconds later, I realized that if you look carefully, you can see Ellie’s reflection in the window of the second panel. this movie actually makes me want to kill myself
loyaltilldeath: Nigga, yo dumbass almost got me killed, and all you can say is “I meant to pick squirtle.” Nigga FUCK YOU!
uncle-tomfoolery: uncle-tomfoolery: black-geek-supremacy: uncle-tomfoolery: Black women are killed by police, too. Where can I cop one? You can buy the shirt, the tank, and the #SayHerName and #BlackGirlsMatter reports here! Also, message me if
slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
the-b-in-subtle: sassy-spoon: Ok but if we become best friends and you treat me right then there’s pretty much nothing you can do that I won’t be understanding over, like you could kill someone and I’d show up at your doorstep at 2 in the morning
meladoodle: honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always
