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attagoodboy: I want you to wipe that smile of your face and listen to me. When that thing is hard like this, it’s because you need a milking. Nope, you can’t do it yourself. I’m sick and tired of you jerking off all over my house not to mention
attagoodboy:I want you to wipe that smile of your face and listen to me. When that thing is hard like this, it’s because you need a milking. Nope, you can’t do it yourself. I’m sick and tired of you jerking off all over my house not to mention all
mulaneysbutt:comedysexgod:comedysexgod:THIS IS THE CUTEST SEX SCENE I’VE EVER WATCHEDlook. i’m just a simple girl running a fucked up blog. i can’t tell you how to live. but i can tell you without a doubt that if you choose to spend ten minutes
quitemystery: I know, I know. It hardly seems fair! Here I take all this time to train you to cum from penetration when you couldn’t do that before ..and now I’m going so slow that you just can’t quite cum! Well, I have some bad news for you,
Hey, remember that one post I made? I put it on a real shirt that you can buy!If you like Steven Universe, this blog, and this blog’s interpretation of Yellow Diamond, this is the shirt for you!I’m very excited to have opened up shop, and look forward
Big news, everyone! I’m not sure how many of you remember, but I used to do a thing on this blog where I published user-submitted work every Saturday. Now, I’m very excited to say that I’m bringing it back! You can submit art, fan fiction, in-character
gothteddies:it’s so cute when you tell me that it’s too big, that it’s not going to fit, that you can’t do this, trying to tell me to stop, as if I care about your opinions and what you think is possible.
*is at a comfortable full level and good time to wet* WHEN SUDDENLY! THE PRIMAL OMORASHI FEELINGS IN MY HEAD KICK IN!!“No drink more till you can’t sit still anymore and desperately begging to go pee”…. well I can’t argue with that I guess!
Tumblr posts: Bullying is really bad and can really badly harm people. It’s genuinely dangerous and you shouldn’t do itTumblr people:
mistresselana: samsmall11: mistresselana: Hold still and keep your mouth open, you will practice until you get it perfect. Elana x I just can’t do that ;) I don’t see how that’s my problem… You’ll be there until i say you’re good enough…Elana
amy-reblogs:Write in the tags that movie you’ve seen so many times over so many years that even though you haven’t seen it in a bit, you can still recite every line as it happens
wank-r: “Someday you’ll find the right person, and you’ll learn to have a lot more confidence in yourself. That’s what I think. So don’t settle for anything less. In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can
stormbornslytherin: partysoft: sassylash3s: misscrablicker: queercorn: TW: Alcohol, addiction I’m not saying that you shouldn’t drink alcohol. You can do whatever you want. But targeting the queer community for harmful products needs to stop.
falloutgirlongirl: holy shit stop tagging people w amputations as ‘body horror’ do you know how dehumanizing that is
Tbh the idea of doing mass call out posts for young teenagers really doesn’t sit right with me in general? Teenagers are full of ideas rife with -isms. Its called being commonly raised in one place with exposure to racist/homophobic/transphobic
bpdrotten: Are you a ‘push them away so they can’t abandon you’ borderline or a ‘do everything you can so they won’t abandon you’ borderline?
captain-snark: the shitty thing about depression/anxiety is the fact that you live with it so long and so much that you forget how insidious it actually is. When you can’t do something and you think it’s because you’re lazy and unmotivated and
yukitalia replied to your post: WHY WOULD YOU GET AN ANAL PIERCING You can GET things like that??? I just found out??? I mean I know like clit hood piercings but are anal piercings safe at all how do you not get an infection immediately
jhenne-bean: elerium: you kno this thing abt staff is so funny to me bc like. every single thing they’re doing rn is shit they’ve said countless times to hundreds of ppl is impossible, that they can’t do that, that they don’t have the power
starbasek: A simple truth that every bimbo understands at her core. If you can’t do this, you need to practice wearing them constantly until you can.
benrita: Fair enough. This isn’t over though. I’ll find the perfect Rita pic at some point and then I’ll get you to admit defeat. Ohohoho,, you think you can beat ME in a picture contest? I do that for a LIVING Bennie boy! You have
hoW DO PEOPLE play one pokemon game, and then restart without moving any of their pokemon over to another game???/?/ I literally can’t comprehend why you’d do that to your partners and friends I really can’t
jordan-reet: [Shakes his head, smiling] No its not. Well you won’t have to worry about that cause I would stop myself cause there are somethings I’m not ready to do with you either. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to, because I
discouroborose: Here’s the thing about body-shaming: you can’t do it on an individual basis. You can never body-shame only one person. If you make fun of a physical feature of someone you hate, it’s going to affect everyone who shares that feature,
kinasty: musselback: you can make me do whatever you want me to, professor HES SO DUMB he’s like ‘oh DUH that’s cuz of me aha oops sorry….’ its ok prof my legs are extra strong now so i can ride u for hours
sheisincharge: Are your eyes drawn to my feet, can you see yourself kissing and licking my shoes and stockings, you can, good because that’s what I want you to do…….!!!
sanescientist: “You know this is wrong, Mark. You’re marrying my daughter this afternoon!” she moaned as I stroked her tits. “If it’s so wrong, why don’t you just stop me?” “Mmmm… You know I can’t do that!” “And why is that?”
shouldertappingghosts: Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are [whispers] people you know on here
nachtfaust: “Is something wrong with you?! You want…you want me to trust this thing?!! I CAN’T DO THAT! This isn’t fair…That isn’t fair, damn it! Why are you helping her, after everything you did to Kite?! Why!? WHY?!”
luthvian: captain-snark: the shitty thing about depression/anxiety is the fact that you live with it so long and so much that you forget how insidious it actually is. When you can’t do something and you think it’s because you’re lazy and unmotivated
incestutopia: Do you like my tights bro. You wanna like my toes. Well you can’t because that is weird! I love teasing my brother, I can’t wait for the day he snaps and fucks me like the slut I am!
kitschcowboy:hey man real quick can we stand barefoot in the river and hug for a little bit and listen to birdsong and look at the sun rays coming thru the trees it’ll only take a minute i swear. so do you mind. can we do that real quick please
kuroshitmeow: You know if we fan girls get our period when season 3 airs we will literally be crying 51342560% more than we would normally do. like come on mother nature, you can’t fuck that day up… You just can’t.
henycavil: You have to believe that you can act and that you’re the right person for the job but I think it’s good to not always know how you’re going to do it. The fun part is trying to figure it out.
lastlips: misscherry: beloved-rose: Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted This article is too important for me to just post a link that you probably won’t click through to read. THIS is why you DO NOT EVER pet service
censxred:“I can’t do that because of my religion” okay cool "You can’t do this because of my religion “ not cool, stop
dirtydaddythings: dirtydaddythings: “Daddy, can I try something with you? Of course son. Go right ahead. Well now, that is something you don’t see or feel everyday. Where did you learn to do that? “I was practicing my muscle exercises like you
villainloveshero: clothes have no gender. Who are you to label clothes? Girls wear guys clothes all the time, why can’t we flip the script? Yeah it looks weird or “gay” but if you have a problem with it that’s your problem. You can’t do anything
trappedintiff: I love this pic cuz you can totally see that she got naked without any idea what He wanted to do next. It’s like “Okay, i’m naked now what do You wanna do?”
popokko: why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch
onlyshecums: You can feel the moist heat radiating from her sex as she edges you closer and closer to that edge, so close that the vertigo from dangling over that precipice without being allowed to crash will maximize the sting of your impeding denial.
mysillycomics: how to Be Good at art:1. draw when you can! try to do this almost Every Day but if you can’t hey that’s OKAY2. draw the thing! just try it! it may not be how you envisioned it but you made something! wow!3. drink… Water4. eat…
Huh? Wuzzat? a game with pokemon like elements where you can catch and Ride creatures in a beautiful artstyle that i can actually DRAW in?…..huh….huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAa-I got Monster
Uhhh you guys, could you NOT reblog that reposted art post? It’s just giving them undeserved notes, like, if you just like the art then you can go reblog the original post I linked to..
stxnedkitty: I hate when people say “you get what you give”. That’s not fucking true at all. You could give someone your all. You could stay loyal to someone, tell them how much you love them and pretty much do anything you can to make that person