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out-door-angels: petite-tiny-girls: you are such a young and innocent girl with a body just begging to be fucked hard and rough. i can easily do that for you hun
niplove: jesuistarousse: drinkyourcunt: Dear Baby, The game is this. I’m going to suck, tweak, kiss, and gently brush my thumb tips across your nipples. You are going to do everything you can to avoid that thing where your pussy lips clutch at
fairchastity: She can easily do that to you, you know.
bigboobiesbasement: “Yes Daddy I did as I was told and didn’t wear any panties today. You want me to show you? But Daddy, we’re in the hotel lobby. I can’t do that now! What if someone saw me? But Daddy. Okay, here’s a quick peek
lacigreen: “You Can’t Be a Princess” | Journalists from ABC’s “What Would You Do?” planted hidden cameras in a Halloween store and filmed shoppers’ reactions to a boy who wanted a princess costume and a girl who wanted a Spiderman costume.
punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i
jewist: netscape94: Do not let these tweets be unseen. Azealia Banks is a disgusting, racist, homophobic human being. You can delete everything now but the damage has already been done. For those who have spent years defending her I hope you all come
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pumpkinskull: theaffluenza: buttify: i kinda wanna rebel against society but i also kinda wanna take a nap everything gets so much better after you realize that idleness is strongly discouraged by capitalism, so you can now do both at the same time
merlionboys: Singapore National Swimmer - Teo Zhen Ren So boyish you can’t tell that he is a NS police officer. So now do you like him, Joel, Russell or Clement better? (: http://merlionboys.tumblr.com/
I can’t make you believe me, you have to do that on your own.
mit-zit: thegreenguitar: Does it ever just freak you out that you can just do things? I could walk out into this storm right now and never come home I could eat a whole cake by myself if I wanted to I could kiss a stranger on the street The only things
lol You can always tell someone has nothing relevant to say when they nitpick wordchoice. So if you hear someone do that, its safe to place no value in the sounds exiting their mouth. ;)
darkfiretaimatsu: It’s Nightmare Night season! My favourite time of year! As always on this blog, we plan to celebrate all month long! But we can’t do that without asks–without you! You gotta cram my inbox–represented by this jack-o’-lantern–full
80sdanceclub: like when you think about it, pronouns are mostly used in conversation when the person isn’t there and you’re having a conversation about the person with another person. so correct pronouns matter the MOST when the person isn’t around.
ameriqan: how insecure in your religion do you have to be that you won’t even let your kid learn basic history about other religions for a history class??? I bet she has the let me speak to the manager haircut
swolizard: napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward
puplaika: “I know it spoils her to let her on the bed, but it’s worth the warmth at my side at night. And you can’t deny that it’s best to keep a nice mouth and cunt close by just in case you need them.” Do not delete my caption.
animatedamerican: pumpkinskull: theaffluenza: buttify: i kinda wanna rebel against society but i also kinda wanna take a nap everything gets so much better after you realize that idleness is strongly discouraged by capitalism, so you can now do both
rnisused: “You had a partner… Perhaps you still do.” that time when sherlock compared marriage and partnership and basically admitted he and joan were kinda married (to no one’s surprise)
brat-grrrrl2: sweet things to do for ur bf on father’s day: put ur face on the ground, ass in the air & let him fuck ur ass while he forces the biggest dildo you own in ur pussy, stepping on ur hands so you can’t struggle & slapping ur face
hollyjolly-jolteon: My future partner: babe you can’t do this everytime I come home Me, laying in the rose petals I put on the bed, illuminated by the candles that are their favorite scent while their bathwater runs: but I love you
Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?
thereactionof1984: artemispanthar: I like how Pearl sometimes has really thick eyebrows. They should do that more often Eyebrow Pearl for you my friend ohh my gosh
jen-iii: Treat yourself. Love yourself. ( None of you can convince me that Garnet doesn’t do EXACTLY THIS every year on Valentines day, you CANNOT)
I’m pretty dang sick at the moment, but if I don’t move, like, at all, I feel pretty OK. So I’ll do that for a while and then I’m like “Oh, Artie, you were just exaggerating about being sick, you’re totally fine, stop being melodramatic”
who-lock-loki-lover: mishasminions: SAM & ROSS APPRECIATE YOUR INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY BUT THINK THAT YOU CAN PROBABLY DO BETTER CAS & JOEY PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REFERENCE BUT THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT
fullandengorged:“Stand above me, it’s time to inspect your cock, I want to make sure you can save your seed for me. Your going to stroke 50 times in 30 seconds. Than have a 20 second break. But, you have to do that 10 times. Remember no cumming,
davidbosiff:It’s kinda hard to gain weight while puking and not eating due to your body hating you. Luckily shits gonna get better within the next month or so and I can start putting weight back on. I just really wanna be thick n curvy ok
thatoneasexualinthecorner: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book can we make this an ask meme? reblog this if you want a book description of
intergalactic-ashkenazi: fattynoodles: 1-800-273-8255 is the USA National Suicide Prevention Hotline so like, if you need tonight, do that You can also text the Crisis Text Line at 741-741
hollyjolly-jolteon: My future partner: babe you can’t do this everytime I come home Me, laying the in the rose petals I put on the bed, illuminated by the candles that are their favorite scent while their bathwater runs: but I love you
himteckerjam: companionwolf: naturaldaisaster: nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes His name is Adam Young and he is my fave. Don’t even do all that and just run water as hot as you can handle
baetology: baetology: baetology: I wonder how many fights started today because some woman tried to make someone’s man a plate. If you make my mans plate you minus well/minds well/midas well suck his dick. If he accepts the plate then she can have
kingjaffejoffer: supercookee: kingjaffejoffer: thighetician: ttbngaming: itsexclusive: ttbngaming: tarynel: purple-apricots: tarynel: Have y'all read the list of things Meghan Markle can’t do now that she has married into the royal family.
last-flight-of-fancy: Tailgate you can barely lift that thing what are you even trying to do?
I’m only asking again for the new followers, Do you want me to make a shaving post of me shaving (so you can see my face with and without my beard)
wulphire: I’m only asking again for the new followers, Do you want me to make a shaving post of me shaving (so you can see my face with and without my beard)
bleating-off: Can’t let you do that, CJ…
drawnperfection:Neddy’s got some incredible ASSets. Do you think you can handle all that?
lovely-jolteon: My future partner: babe you can’t do this everytime I come home Me, laying in the rose petals I put on the bed, illuminated by the candles that are their favorite scent while their bathwater runs: but I love you
pumpkinskull:theaffluenza:buttify:i kinda wanna rebel against society but i also kinda wanna take a napeverything gets so much better after you realize that idleness is strongly discouraged by capitalism, so you can now do both at the same timethis was
fatalpulss: twilightminty: That moment when you fuck up so hard but what’s done is done and you can’t do anything about it the manga panel works better
twilightminty: That moment when you fuck up so hard but what’s done is done and you can’t do anything about it
peachtastix: My future partner: babe you can’t do this everytime I come home Me, laying in the rose petals I put on the bed, illuminated by the candles that are their favorite scent while their bathwater runs: but I love you
actionfigurebody: I just want to lay with you. Cuddle. Feel your warmth. You’re heart beat. I want to feel your bare skin pressed against mine. Can we do that?
sterlingsea: learn to love the skin you’re in (or learn how to body swap and steal other skin. but you probably can’t do that)
positive-mojo: beardymcflannelpants: And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little. you can’t do this to me man
mishasminions: SAM & ROSS APPRECIATE YOUR INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY BUT THINK THAT YOU CAN PROBABLY DO BETTER CAS & JOEY PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REFERENCE BUT THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT DEAN & CHANDLER HAVE
Nasha rubbed her hands over her breasts as she waited for Mr. Crude to slip off his pants.“I think I want you to cum on my tits, Mr. Crude.”“I can certainly do that, but you won’t earn your ‘B’ in my class,” he
Would it fucking make you feel better if I just dropped dead? Cause I can go do that if you'd like. Bitch.
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