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“You can’t be serious ? This puny weapon is usless against my strong body ! You’d better drop it before I’ll get angry and kill you !”
girlsblownaway: “Oh for God’s sake. I’m prettier and fresher than her. She is so over the top tanned that it can’t be attractive. No matter how much you like big tits, that has to be too much for you? No… seriously, stop it. Look at me. Cum
“Oh, come on! You can’t be serious! You’ve been trying to get me in your bed for years and now that I’m finally here, you just stand there?” “In my defense, Sis, my fantasies involved me bringing you here instead of
tgurlswirl: blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: I hate other girls who whine about sucking cock, they need to be slapped, seriously hard! Sucking a guy’s cock is a gift, it is perhaps the most intimate of kisses you can give him, and being enabled to swallow
Mornin! FUCK… sorry bro… I didn’t think anybody would be awake. No need to apologize… with that body… you can stay naked all the time. You like? Ha! Yeah… I do… and seriously… be naked whenever
cautioncat: sirkowski: artist-confessions: Seriously, it’s really just… rude. You can’t just… ask someone to be friends with you, and then you’re just automatically friends (sometimes even I wish it was like that, there’s a lot of artists
Ok, you’ve talked me into it. Next time you see me holding iron bars, you will be seriously begging for release. You can build the cage you’ve always wanted in the basement. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ok, you’ve talked me into it. Next time you see me holding iron bars, you will be seriously begging for release. You can build the cage you’ve always wanted in the basement. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
betlv: Apologies for going into serious topics, but I need to say: You are loved, you matter, the best thing you can do right now is to keep moving forward, as hard as it may be. Again, I don’t want to stray into real life matters, but believe me,
We're all talking about one day meeting our bias..but wont it be kinda fucking seriously shittingly embarrasing? I mean..I have pictures in my brain that can never be deleted, and and you know...
jsavannah: tarcaryen: destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman Fucking seriously
exactable: seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.
c-a-bergamot: medusan: if kanye can put trigger warnings so can you Epilepsy is a serious condition. Being offended at things like food and different opinions is not.
fuckbagluver: If you’re not fucking for all or at least a portion of your boobjob fund, you aren’t serious enough. You don’t have to be a streetwalker, you can fuck someone you know, have one or two regulars, whatever. The point is, using your
imzaadi: We take Topless Tuesdays seriously in this house and Nolan decided a little bit of a role change was in order. Now usually he’s the nip clip guy but tonight it would be me. It’s time you all knew the truth; sadists can also be giant wusses.
rothsteinarnold: The Uncertainty Principle. It proves we can’t ever really know what’s going on. So it shouldn’t bother you. Not being able to figure anything out. “A Serious Man” (2009) dir. Joel and Ethan Coen.
aymmichurros: this started off as serious but how can you be serious with these two? > .<
pikaballoons: sihubadger: Are you trolling me? you can’t possibly be serious with this answer right? Just because you have phantom limbs doesnt make you an insect or an arachnid, my phantom limbs cover my arms and extend into giant claws and paws.
a-s-k-dolly: technomod: So we can all agree Dolly is like the cutest patoot pony ever, right? Wh-Why are you laughing Mister Grandpop—this is serious, why do you wanna b-be blind?! Erm, b… But, thank you for wearing my bows wh-while I try these,
darkfiretaimatsu: That’d be terribly realistic and serious, and sure wouldn’t have any place on a comedy blog, so it can’t be true~ …Don’t wiggle, Beep. I need to hold you a few minutes more. Aww ;w;
fillmyaskbox: If you could say/do one thing to/with my character without consequence, what would it be? Please do, I’m seriously curious about this one! ; ~;*points to The Cast-link above* You can cheat there for the char names if you’re
phantomrose96:I hope these tumblr recommendations never try to extrapolate off blogs you’ve viewed, because half the blogs I view are because someone was being Some Kind Of Guy on a post, and I went “they can’t be serious right? they
parkdaleart: Patreon request: Carmen SandiegoIn all seriousness if you actually caught this woman and she got to fuck her way out of it I’d be really disappointed in you. You can’t let women manipulate you like that come on man. URRGHHH WHERE
parkdaleart: Patreon request: Carmen SandiegoIn all seriousness if you actually caught this woman and she got to fuck her way out of it I’d be really disappointed in you. You can’t let women manipulate you like that come on man. URRGHHH WHERE ARE
voidbat: merlinsbane: this would be a good time to donate to xkit-extension because they’re doing a lot of hard work and they’re just one dude so yknow. toss some cash their way if you can so we can go back to blogging properly. seriously, chrome
nerdybreeding: fillmecreampie: If the thought of fucking raw gets you instantly wet/hard, reblog this.I can’t be the only one addicted to the feeling. I seriously…can’t stop thinking…about breeding someone rn 🥵
jordan-reet: Seriously Anna Stop! Or do I need to quote everything you’ve said about other guys being cute or nice or whatever it is. I never said she was my cup a tea. Maybe for another guy it would be righr. Oh so you can get upset at something
w0wls: sasgalula: egberts: egberts: i seriously cannot believe foldable phones are about to make a comeback. foldable smartphones are being made right now. you can finally end a call with a clat again. finally I can hang my phone up in a dramatic
chipotole: Step One: Be Korean. Step Two: If you’re not Korean, you can always stay in your fucking lane. Wow smh what is seriously wrong with white ppl so desperate not to be themselves but to steal somone else’s culture @dommebadwolff23
felkina: “Oh my… It seems your here to see the doctor? Perhaps i can help instead… What you have is a serious case of pent up seed… Perhaps you should let me help you release and you will be fine, all you have to do is present that thick meaty
actionables: beardedmice: actionables: I did a thing. “misogynistic”The writer’s first name is Karen.Good job on not being able to look at a picture. ‘misogynistic media’ and did you seriously just imply that women can not be misogynists?
daveyjames: I’m sorry but I won’t be able to take Ready Player One seriously. We’re supposed to believe a worldwide online forum where you can be anyone and anything would look like this when in real life the concept has turned out far more like
sh-anna-n: We take Topless Tuesdays seriously in this house and Nolan decided a little bit of a role change was in order. Now usually he’s the nip clip guy but tonight it would be me. It’s time you all knew the truth; sadists can also be giant wusses.
hardpunkcecil: there seriously needs to be some sort of tumblr application that you can choose that says “Please do not let NSFW blogs follow me” and any blog that clicks itself as nsfw (i.e. porn blogs) won’t be permitted to follow them. because
If you’re white and we are mutuals and you are harboring some seriously racist ideals, let me know now so I can unfollow you. I don’t want to be surprised again.
queerlux: Seriously though. If you think that you can just waltz around with the most powerful beings on earth, and NOT have a plan for when shit goes awry, you’re dumb as hell. These are people from other planets. With massive powers. Batman did
sweetsmartsub: Deliciously Scary Things a Dominant Can Say: • Plan to go to bed early. You are due a serious spanking. • You knew exactly what the consequences were when you made that decision. • You may not speak to me this way. We will be discussing
fairyuniverse: 9.020 Followers !!!! Thank you!!! Every single one of you!!! I seriously appreciate it so much, i can’t be thankful enough !!! You’re all amazing !!!
always-thirsty-pocket: You know those ransom notes in crme movies that use magazine clippings to spell out words so their handwriting can’t be traced? Thanks to this fucking site I’ll never be able to take that concept seriously again because they
rosesforwildwitches:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours. Here’s my logic:You
beans345: tabularojo: daveyjames: I’m sorry but I won’t be able to take Ready Player One seriously. We’re supposed to believe a worldwide online forum where you can be anyone and anything would look like this when in real life the concept has
ladybeeisfabulousnaked: It’s your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don’t take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver. Betty White
ivyaura: itsopheliablack: ivyaura: not trying to be ~fake deep~ or whatever but you can take your responsibilities seriously without taking yourself seriously! i pay my bills wearing a cat sweater and banana shorts! i sing along to music in the store
galgorithm:Before getting wine drunk you MUST consider if you have a man you can feel up. If not, you must seriously consider if you are ready to be wine drunk without having a man to feel up and do not overestimate your mental fortitude
babbyygirrrl: You cannot get mad at your significant other for expressing what upsets them. You can’t. Even if it isn’t deep to you, it may be a serious matter to them. They’re upset for a reason. Genuine consideration is key.
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: if you work retail long enough i think you should be given license to kill new hire: you can tell the customers to go fuck themselves if they start acting mean 1 year: you are allowed to maim or seriously
flr-captions: Ok, you’ve talked me into it. Next time you see me holding iron bars, you will be seriously begging for release. You can build the cage you’ve always wanted in the basement. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
flr-captions: Ok, you’ve talked me into it. Next time you see me holding iron bars, you will be seriously begging for release. You can build the cage you’ve always wanted in the basement. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband 😈😈
the-dancing-dragons: penguinsledding: No matter who you are or what you look like, just remember that Aang thinks you’re interesting and would like to be your friend. #seriously though aang is the nicest guy ever #you can literally try to kill him
