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Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.
gadreelsam-deactivated20160814: So that’s your diagnosis? I’m a psychopath? Yep, and the worst kind. You’re charismatic and compelling and a pathological liar.
Dunno why you’re smiling, bitch. This is the worst blowjob I’ve ever received.
jhonnyspot: “I know we’re out of condoms sweetie, but I want to sit on your dick right now in the worst way and make you feel good. Just this once, ok?” (Once is probably all it’s going to take for his load to fertilize one of my eggs since
if early morning and are awake, you’re in love or just and what is not the worst
Is that a look of trepidation on your face slut? Whats the worst that could happen? Dont worry you’re about to find out
krazyhippo66: This is my “Wednesday birthdays are the worst birthdays but at least I look cute in every room of the house” look Oh my god you’re so small. :D
pudgemouthjin: CHINHAIR. You’re making me want to buy this in the worst way….
wurnun: petrichoriousparalian: youfightthosefaries: 9 Problems with Women’s ClothingAnd the worst part is that clothing companies do it because they know we’ll still buy their products. But do we have much other choice? and if you’re fat multiply
peetamellarkthebaker: My mom actually just teared up in the car for me, cause she was like “It’s like you’re graduating from college.” I was like it’s worst than that…
bimbodollhouse: honeythe-elfqueen:tell me what you’re thinking The WORST things.
incorrect48quotes:Sayanee: Maachun, the worst thing you can do in this situation is take matters into your own hands.Maachun: Got it.[hangs up]Maachun: We’re going to have to take matters into our own hands.
prinxietys: beingfacetious: farorescourage: ninjagirlmai: bewbin: wollipyos: Some of the worst analogies written by high school students. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT. These are genius I lost it at number 10 “the
theweirdwideweb: In an already bad season of Game of Thrones, last night might have been the worst so far.1) Could they butcher Arya’s character any harder. You’re telling me she trained as a faceless man, came home, then suddenly has the same emotional
thenatalchart:I feel like the fixed signs + libra and sagittarius always think they’re superior on some sort of intellectual level even though the astro community goes through phases on which sign seems to have to worst superiority complex but it’s
auntbutch: if someone does the “fine, you’re right, i’m clearly a terrible person, i’m satan, i’m the worst person alive, i should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate ppl and
chefpyro: sazquotch: chefpyro: question for people who know biology. when you’re hanging upside down. how come the shit in your stomach doesnt come up and flow out your mouth thrussy stays tight this is by far the worst response i’ve gotten
kris-wu-blog: ❞ the worst kind of pain is when you’re smiling just to stop the tears from falling…
wilwheaton:“You’re not going to be the worst, most incompetent president in the 21st century, George,” she said.
crocroach: slimecurse: cheery-cherry: slimecurse: if the infinity gauntlet was an infinity thong, thanos wouldn’t be able to snap, he’d have to make his ass clap this is the worst post i’ve ever seen. i wish i could die if you’re lucky,
skinoutqueen: Uber drivers have the worst sense of direction, whole ass navigation system on and they still don’t know where they’re going You gotta know your city…the nav don’t always take into account other variables that could lengthen
kinkshamer69: the worst types of people on the planet are those nerdy kids who used to get bullied in school & when they told their parents they would jst say “it doesn’t matter bc in 20 years they’re going to be working for you” instead
just-shower-thoughts: The worst feeling ever is waking up in the morning, getting out of bed, getting dressed, eating breakfast, and getting on your way. Then realizing you’re still in bed, sleepy as fuck, and were just imagining doing that.
solarprominence: chefpyro: sazquotch: chefpyro: question for people who know biology. when you’re hanging upside down. how come the shit in your stomach doesnt come up and flow out your mouth thrussy stays tight this is by far the worst response
auswomensfootball: Australians have a soft spot for a sporting falcon, and this was up there with the best. (A note for non-Aussies: a falcon is slang for being hit in the head by a ball when playing sports). Or worst - if you’re Ellie Carpenter that
Anonymous asked: IDK WHAT`S WORST THE FACT THAT YOU`RE ALOUD TO BE ALONE WIT A CHILD OR THE FACT THERE`S A MOTHER STUPID `ND CARELESS ENOUGH TO LEAVE HER CHILD WIT YOOU OF ALL PPLS
One of the worst feelings is hurting so much inside and not being able to cry anymore, because you’re so fucking accustomed to feeling so badly all the time.
jenroses: auntbutch: redeyestakewxrning: auntbutch: if someone does the “fine, you’re right, i’m clearly a terrible person, i’m satan, i’m the worst person alive, i should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior,
pacinglee: Ray, you’re about the worst tourist in the whole world.
tomhiddlestonswife: this little shit is literally the worst thing to show up in your bathroom while you’re on the toilet I was gonna trigger warning tag this, but I see Ainee already did. I was grabbing a receipt from a book on my dresser and one
myriadsubtletiess: The worst part about having mental health issues is that you’re seemingly required to have a breakdown in order for people to understand how hard you were trying to hold yourself together.
hollowedskin: tahthetrickster: tahthetrickster: who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week too bad, im showing you anyway If I’m suffering you’re all suffering
gaymommy: dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
clairium:staff is really like that asshole genie trope in cartoons where you have to be really specific in the wording of your wish or else it will backfire horribly. i mean yeah they’re TECHNICALLY fixing that text post pyramid problem but in the worst
germanystuck: the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)
inspirational-images: “When you’re feeling your worst, that’s when you get to know yourself the best.” - Leslie Grossman
dreamv-lle: Feeling like you’re not good enough is the worst fuckin feeling in the world
allmymetaphors: I cry when I’m angry and that’s the very worst thing because you’re trying to act tough and mean and instead you cry
distraction: the worst feeling is when you’re about to sneeze but you don’t
divpotterdemitributebender: calmunderwater: And remember that I love you even at my worst. this now i can show this to everyone who’s like “you’re kinda quiet today what’s wrong” and they can finally leave me the fuck alone
yeuo: being ignored and not told why is the worst simply because you’re left to wallow in pity and overthink what you might have done wrong
hachikuji: the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you
Another PRO TIP. Do not under any circumstances develope a crush on your best friend you’ve known since first grade, becuase its the worst thing. Whats worse is when they’re nice, and sweet, and cute, and how you always smile when your around eachother,
womanishmess: “That’s the worst way to miss somebody. When they’re right beside you and you miss them anyway.” — Pittacus Lore (via amortizing)
myriadsubtletiess:The worst part about having mental health issues is that you’re seemingly required to have a breakdown in order for people to understand how hard you were trying to hold yourself together.
stephanidftba: blueberryborderline: tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself
darthstripmaul: divpotterdemitributebender: calmunderwater: And remember that I love you even at my worst. this now i can show this to everyone who’s like “you’re kinda quiet today what’s wrong” and they can finally leave me the fuck alone
7kana: Feeling like you’re annoying somebody you want to talk to is the worst
theassprincess: 8hy: tumblr is the worst social medium to have a large following on like you don’t get sponsors or advertisement money you just get bitter anons who think they’re your life coach true af lmao
8hy: tumblr is the worst social medium to have a large following on like you don’t get sponsors or advertisement money you just get bitter anons who think they’re your life coach 😂😂😂😂😂😂
luxuriousmanhattan: The worst thing you can hear is that you’re not trying hard enough.
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