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“Oh c'mon, please? Just take a picture of me? You’re my older brother, so we’re close! This shouldn’t be weird. What about if I give you a handjob? Will that relax you?”
“Well that’s a good point, it would be convenient. You promise you won’t get weird and attached, little brother? Because I have been pretty hungry for cock these days, so if we can just keep this physical, then maybe you’re on
“The fact that this is my childhood bedroom weirds you out? Not that this is our childhood home or that I’m your older sister? I’m doing this because you begged for so long, so you’re not going to back out now.”
“Yes, I know they’re huge, but you’re my little brother, so it’s weird when you look for that long. Just do the stretch, okay? If you keep staring that much, I’m not going to help you with this anymore.”
“You promise you like ‘em, big brother? They’re not too big? And you’re sure you won’t think it’s weird if I practice my blowjob skills on you? I can’t get my boyfriend to cum in my mouth, so I keep thinking there
Weird-but-OK stuff that can happen when you’re turned on! So, when you’re getting really horny, and getting some pleasure, or having an orgasm, or just finished having an orgasm… all kinds of intense stuff can happen with your body.
You sure? I fell so naked. No man… It is as black as black… you’re good… nothing to see here! Okay good… that would be really weird if it was see through. Idunno man… it would make you a star…like you want&h
sweetsassysass: getsuswet: If you are a porn blog re-blog this so I can follow you! xx weird. re-blogging me asking you to re-blog so I can follow you… also, I’m a porn blog. meta. xoxo
Seriously, Katie. We’re just hangin’ out up here. Really. You should come up. It’s chill. C'maaaaaaan. It won’t be weird. Kyle’s not even here. Just come up and hang out with us. We’re watching Old School. OMG so good.
“See, I told you it would be fun! You’re not still weirded out, are you?”“Well.. a little.. I know you don’t look like you anymore, Kevin, but-”“So give me a new name! You’ll forget all about who I used
iambickilometer replied to your post: What’s weird is that I actually enjoy Steve/Tony… NO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN. like i still have so much fondness but holy fuck get it away re: the fandom these days IT’S SO SCARY. And unbearable
deer-ebooks: blankets are kinda weird when you think about it they don’t generate heat or anything they’re just these heavy soft sheets we wrap ourselves in. all they do is make it so the heat from our bodies stays near us we’re the ones making
ororium-z: ravenabby: hashtag-peppa: ororium-z: Happy Pride! literally where do i buy this fan Ok I’m all for showing pride and I love rainbows but this was just weird . So you’re actually NOT “all for showing pride and rainbows.”
son-of-drogo:roach-works:luckyladylily:gaysubplot:theproblematicblogger:emmablowguns:Y’all talk weird on here. Sometimes I see a post and i agree but y’all talk weird so I’m like fuckYou. That and “adulting” . You’re 32 . Because
whutetdew: mistahlevi: spudsexuall: It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in
siobhanblank: the-descolada: siobhanblank: why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses. Are you sure
sereneflaws: You know what’s weird? When you used to be so close to someone and you talked every day and you don’t remember when or how but you drifted and now you don’t talk to them. But then you start missing them but you know they’re probably
outofcontextdnd: “It feels like you’re touching a jellyfish… A jellyfish full of… milk” - DM “So like… a weird boob.” - Sorcerer
outofcontextdnd: “It feels like you’re touching a jellyfish… A jellyfish full of… milk” - DM “So like… a weird boob.” - Sorcerer
muirin007: dlubes: bananashemmo: thebestoftumbling: grizzly bear having a swim I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans “Get away from me, you wet bear.”
chongoblog:chongoblog:God, the world is so complicated. It has millions, no billions, hell probably trillions of moving parts all interacting in weird different ways. And you’re here in a way that contributes to this monster of an equation. And your
onlyownourhell: muirin007: dlubes: bananashemmo: thebestoftumbling: grizzly bear having a swim I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans “Get away from me, you wet
“Don’t worry babe, we’re just friends. Stop being so weird about it.” (20 minutes later after you leave…)
the-kessel-run:There’s no sometimes about it. I am now so zen about not caring if someone thinks I’m weird or not, you’re on your own. I’m not normal. What’s the point of trying?
5secondsofsummer-fanpage: WHYYY ARE PEOPLE CAMPING OUTSIDE LUKE AND MICHAEL’S HOUSE LIKE WHAT YOU’RE NOT EVEN A FAN ANYMORE YOURE JUST A BUNCH OF THIRSTY LOSERS THAT IS ILLEGAL STALKING LIKE STOP ITS SO FUCKING WEIRD AND OBSESSIVE AND THEY WONT WANT
itsagifnotagif: invadergiruniverse: When your life is steadily going down hill but you’re trying to remain positive So weird to see this in my tag I JUST WATCHED THIS VIDEO ugh same
shesdonejim: what if i just started yelling “smile, you’re too pretty to be sad” to random tired looking middle aged men so they can see how weird and unnecessary it is
callmeyourmiss: All right. So, I don’t need to justify my body to anyone. My body isn’t weird or bad or perfect or anything, and I don’t care if you’re into it or not. Bodies are bodies. I don’t work out, I’ve been vegan for 6 years, and
thatguyinthetardis: dude, being addicted to fanfiction is so weird. You stay in front of your computer for hours a day reading different versions of those same characters falling in love and fucking again, again, again and again. And yet, we’re looking
fangirltothefullest: homolesbians: shingeki-no-nononono: thatgirlmustbeawesome: What’s so bad about periods At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point” Also if you’re
bevgodsgirls: All right. So, I don’t need to justify my body to anyone. My body isn’t weird or bad or perfect or anything, and I don’t care if you’re into it or not. Bodies are bodies. I don’t work out, I’ve been vegan for 6 years, and I
marcelinesuicide: Hey y’all don’t forget the Instashit police shut down one of our favorite tags: the “sundies” tag 💔 so if you’re tagging your photo with it, not only will that tag not work, the rest of them won’t either (it’s a weird
textmesomethingdirty: caterinrios: kojisbiggestfan: stephtheslave: sloppycunt: Different sizes, different shapes… All beautiful! some vaginas are so weird WELL…. WHAT? No, they’re all wonderful if you know how to wear them.
pyrrhiccomedy: It’s so weird that Nike decided it was worth it to advertise on Tumblr. Listen. Listen, Nike. You’re a sportswear company. We don’t go outside.
lookwhathappenswithalovelikethat: omg that is so funny because I know exactly what you’re talking about. It bugs me when photos of people have weird hues like that.
stained-odocoileus: artisticseductions: Sitting artisticseductions Penis are so weird That’s a nice comment to leave on someone’s personal photo. You’re a fuckin’ asshole. Go away.
samjoonyuh replied to your post: I kind of just something & I feel weird & kind of… Wow I can’t even tell you’re drunk I don’t remember posting this either so thanks for replying & bringing it to my attention. lol
Inbox me anything. How you’re feeling, about you’re day, if you need to vent. Ask me anything. Personal, not so personal, weird. My brain needs to be stimulated and I’m too lazy to write on my own.
Having a sexual dream about a guy you’re good friends with is literally so weird and my brain needs to chill
prokopetz: seelcudoom: cryptid-quartz: Toucans are pretty weird, right? I mean look at them, they’re all fucking beak. But they get weirder. Have you ever seen a toucan skull? I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THING THEIR BEAK IS TALLER THAN THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING
only-losing: healthylifestylechoice: it is so weird when I’m scrolling casually down my dash and then all of a sudden I’m like, wait, what, that’s me: WHAT AM I DOING ON MY DASH? You’re motivating us all !
teddyadair: a thunder storm hit my blog last night so thanks to whoever caused it and hello to my all my luverly new followers!! I hope you’re all the right amount of weird <3
Space Prison - Dick Storage Room Weird idea, yes. But hey, it’s a weird premise to begin with. “So are you telling me that our dicks aren’t right here?" Fox asked pointing to his crotch."Well they’re there technically,
fred-and-george-weaselbee: spudsexuall: It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like
da-boy-o-kultur:toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate:we live in this weird culture where most people are so obsessed with airing every single trauma and mental health issue they have to the point that if you’re private about certain things people assume
