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hasbro-official: GOD DAMN IT GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
wannajoke: That Moment When You Realize You’re Shit Balls Drunk
sciencescribbler: unwisealistair: lil-green-pagan: infinite–skys: resonance-of-libra: twosidestarot: thesylverlining: noctea: My favorite self care tip is to pretend you’re a demon inhabiting a humans body and you gotta look after it, treat
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:
dynastylnoire: tormans-space: wulferine: changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator YOU KNOW IT!!!! Guilty
myriadsubtletiess: The worst part about having mental health issues is that you’re seemingly required to have a breakdown in order for people to understand how hard you were trying to hold yourself together.
adigitalmagician: blackwidina: ophiliad: knights-of-kylo-ren: your-uncle-dave: theninjapunch: Holy shit Oh…damn… .. My heart. this proves that if you take away all the horrible dialogue, awkwardness, bad editing, and repulsive graphics from
I put a spell on you, coz you're mine. . .
callfromthevoid: 100 Palette Challenge | anon asked for Tenth Doctor + gender rights in any colour.No. SHUT UP. Now it's YOUR time to LISTEN.Yᴏᴜ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs
yes, my dear, shit’s official.
littlebunni18: 🐰
sleepyquail replied to your post: sleepyquail replied to your post: oh my fucking… oh my GOD I think I know the bitch you’re talking about!! the one with the pak-32 (or whatever the number is) on his back like Chris’ heavy metal outfit?? AUGH
girl-prophet:nico-nico-knee:fextakneel:non-suspiciousname:sandmandaddy69:He wants to show cock 24/7 and you’re being ungrateful smhThe only way a man can cook in a manly way is with his flesh exposed.women don’t appreciate anything you do for
inthetags:Reblog and put in the tags a fictional character you associate with whom you’re reblogging this from
It’s Gonna Get Weirder is four kudos away from 100. Shit. I promised Zane I’d integrate some explicit scenes if that happened. Shiiiiiit.
dazzledfirestar: Just a reminder that if you hate on Wanda for Carol’s sake, Carol would probably think you’re a dick. Because we shouldn’t be asking why Wanda gets to be there instead of Carol. It’s shouldn’t be an “instead of" situation!
ld-archive-deactivated20161210: jojo! you…
eidolous: boymeetsworldtradecenter: brozilek: With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you open the door, get on the floor YOU’RE THE BEST AROUND
ameriscare: businesshag: I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!! tag this post with your first result you get when
rabioheab: *throws the bass so high into the air that it leaves the earths atmosphere* you’re free now… you’ll never be dropped again
when you say something and immediately regret it and like even like 20 years later everyone has forgotten about it but you’re still like ‘oh damn why did I say that’
theradiusofanindian: luminous-lu: fanficwriterghc: youatemytailor: imsuggestingcoconutsmigrate: collidingdreamswithreality: Reblog if you’re old enough to get this Laughter. Horrified laughter. oh god you still haunt my dreams That should
dannyfenton: boysofjollystreet: wholidays: if you’re ever sad remember that the canadian 100 dollars bills are maple syrup scratch and sniff omfg shut the fuck up Canada how are you even a real country the new bills might stick together but they
genarowlands: I understand that [the costumes] are so heavy and so thick, and you’re shooting in the heat, that you fainted? (x)
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest
just-for-grins: If you’re having a bad day here are a few baby animal pictures which surely should cheer you up! :D
Sometimes You Just Need A Doctor
camsprite: acoustica-photography: Cosplay: MettatonGame: UndertaleCosplayer: Camsprite CosplayConvention: AmeConAcoustica Photography © All Rights Reserved. If you’re interested in licensing this photo please contact the owner Hey thats me!!!
acornesworld: “Private Seragaki. Being late to the meeting wasn’t enough apparently since you’re wearing a non conform uniform on top of it.” “Ahh- aah that’s too- AH!” “Is that how you were taught to answer to your
ping-and-mulan: 30 Day Disney Character Challenge - Most underrated film And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you’re made of… well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming
ostracizedpoodle: no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick interesting fact that no one is ever 100% mentally healthy. Now i know why.
okay seeing minors posting shit about kink or in anyway involved with kink makes my skin crawl… if you’re under 18 unfollow me asap.
siddharthasmama: wr-th: This is what Mozart actually looks like. The image was found in a radio station in Belgium. Fact - the Moors (Black people) brought Classical Music to Europe. You’re welcome. Not only that but when you read the REAL bios of
baltiamore: There are literally hundreds of credit unions in Maryland, (SECU, MECU, Navy Federal Credit Union, NASA Federal Credit Union, just to name a few), and if you’re a member of any one of these this is an important message for you. Watch
muddypetticoats: whatwhiteswillneverknow: How to use your white privilege If the “passing privilege” person is looking at this blog, this is one thing you can do, if you’re up to it. Reblogging for excellence.
kimbrough715: telvi1: the4mat: iamrobynjune: papneysmears: Sometimes, you really don’t know who you’re parents are… god damn SO MANY FUCKIN TWISTS! shiiiiit! SON Damn I’m over here fighting back tears I’m like…. I don’t think
sensitiveandopinionated: lookatthewords: I come here tonight and plead with you. Be proud of yourself and believe that you’re somebody. I said to a group last night, “Nobody else can do this for us.” No document can do this for us. No Lincolnian
If you're not black, you cannot:
hilloween: There’s a big difference between “I hate white people” and “I hate you because you’re white”
plantkitten: i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive
she-loves-girls:you know you’re fucked when you smile or laugh while kissing them
wifi-on: the person you text when you are drunk is the only one you’re thinking of when your brain doesn’t work
whatsapp-status: My phone’s in my hand like 24/7. -if you think I’m ignoring you, you’re right.
untexting: If you say you’ve never used the “my mom said no” excuse to get out of plans, you’re lying.
awkwardvagina: have you ever just cried because you’re you
i’m obsessed with my space & alone time so if i wanna spend time with you or talk to you consistently, just know you’re special.
dateaboysuggestions: Date a boy who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art
hipindie: the worst feeling is when you feel like you’re annoying the only person you wanna talk to
smallyetbeautiful: I love people that you can be really silly and fun and childish with, but when you’re in the mood you can also be really deep and philosophical
heavensghost:You haven’t lost who you are, you’re just different now. and that’s okay
eightiesfilm: endless list of eighties movies → Pretty In PinkYou couldn’t buy her, though, that’s what’s killing you, isn’t it? That’s it, Stef. She thinks you’re shit. And deep down, you know she’s right.
hoe4parker: sodomymcscurvylegs: When your friend’s going off about “nasty kinks” but they just mentioned like half of the ones you’re into: Them: “So what are you in to?”Me: “Haha, I don’t really know.” @fairyneko 😅😅😅 *nervous
princessharumi: princessharumi: THIS ALL HAPPENED ON PURPOSE DIDN’T IT WHAT DID I TELL Y’ALL I love how 60% of the people reblogging this are like “Nah, it’s just coincidence, he did these upd8s over a year ago remember you guys??”
Just because someone wrote a long post doesn’t mean they had shit worth saying or that it’s “revolutionary.” That post was Grade A horseshit. Don’t think because it was long that it was somehow insightful or a break from mainstream or that
cartoonnetwork:If you can guess the gem, you can guess who you’re going to meet tomorrow night on a brand new Steven Universe!
When you’re watching TV and your sibling gets out of the good chair to get a drink
k if you really wanna get nitty gritty about where ‘back door man’ came from, the original song was written by a black blues musician in the 60s named Howlin’ Wolf. Zeppelin and the Doors both make references to the original song…