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No one had the twitter handle Porntendo. That is crazy to me. So it’s mine now. (The rest of this is entitled Porntendo Struggles to Twitter.)EDIT: Apparently, I can use twitter to just randomly yell shit at people. Interesting. EDIT: It’s
pussyboytoy: “I think you’re shitting me.”“Oh yeah? You think I can’t make my boy cum without touching himself? Bro, it happens all the time.”“Sure man, whatever.”“Hah, well if you don’t believe me you should come back to my place
shakemedownandout: hylandbenoist: getsby: koolkidseatgreens: Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck,
Look fam, you wouldn’t draw some pony rape, then go to the nearest child and be like “yo check this motherfucking shit out”My blog is marked as being NSFW by default. And with tumblr’s new filter system thing, that means you need to actively
natsubutart: IMPORTANT:If you are underage you can’t commission us NSFW things. You know why? It’s ILLEGAL and since we are adult we really risk a lot if they discover we sell ‘porn’ to underage people.Please don’t make things difficult for
just-shower-thoughts: Proper grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
belaboy: happy birthday sweezy ur a cool dude Of this that are super cute, this. Thanks Bela! This is fucken radical. And you’re a cool senpai
hotwinger: extraordin-ry: hotwinger: When your friend’s parent offers you a beverage, and you say no, even though you’re thirsty. what even does picture signify When your friend’s parent offers you a beverage, and you say no, even though
Some of y’all: Discourse!! Anger!! Me: Go run yourselves a bath and chill omg it’ll be deeper than the arguments you’re having anyway
lileiv: ! Patches, a recent art, and a few other things are 30% off on my Etsy right now till the end of the month! - (sizable stuff I can only ship to the UK, patches and things i can probably post anyware, msg me if you’re outside the uk and wanna
killbenedictcumberbatch: no ones saying you have to hate apple and stop buying their products forever if you’re a long time user but god aren’t you mad about this? arent you fed up with having to buy new parts just for your products to be usable?
injureddreams: HAPPY BIRTHDAY @wuffen !! I hope you have/had a great time ♥ Some Anders and Matias for you! I AM SCREAMING I CAN’TOH MY GODthis is so beautiful i’m gonna cry aaaAAAAAAAAAAA YOU’RE TOO GOOD TO ME I LOVE YOU I NEED TO LIE DOWN
I’m waiting to see how long it takes before you realize you’re in the wrong and fucking man up and fucking text me back and be committed to ONE person aka me and not be such a fucking flake. If you don’t wanna be my boyfriend then fucking tell me
vahnitr: vahnitr: the older you get the more conscious you need to be about kids in fandom spaces…. things is different now. might have been “okay” to talk about smutty shit with adults back when you was a kid on livejournal in 2001 but its 2017
amandaseyfried:Top 10 favourite characters as voted by my followers → #2 ✭ Robin Buckley (73 votes)“You broadcast that stupid spy shit all over town and we picked it up on our Cerebro and we cracked it in a day. A day! You think you’re so smart
thisishangingrockcomics: #justnonconfrontationalthings: when they get your order wrong somewhere but you’re so overly sympathetic to the plight of food service work you take the coffee that you did not want and thank them bc the thought of making
queerpotters: #you know this some real shit cause if you’re in the rain for like five minutes in jane austen you get all sick #and have to be ‘bedridden’ and ‘fussed over’ #so he went out after her in the regency equivalent of a shootout
whatwecanfic: fuckyeahecclesex: You know you have it really bad when you’re watching a trainwreck of a drama yet immediately think of kitchensink sexytiems when you see this. Perfect height, too. m(_ _)m A++ life choices. Everything you’ve
IF YOU DISTRIBUTE PICTURES OF SOMEONE NAKED WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT & I WANT YOU TO UNFOLLOW ME THIS FUCKING INSTANT.
fawnbabe: well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you
schmosbing: If you’re a whovian and you have any idea what Rocky Horror is, you must watch this. I’m serious, you have to watch this right now.
rottenappleheart: browningtons: date someone who wants to be with you date someone who will always follow you date someone who will always try to help you date someone who will be there when you’re hurt date your healer #but if you date your healer
v4nessax: Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE OH MY GOD H O W W H Y CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT WHY DO YOU EXIST GET OUT LEAVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH ARE YOU
ourbedroomafterthewar: do you ever get like really hopeful about someone for no reason and start thinking about all the wonderful things that could happen and then you realize they just don’t think about you like that and you’re crushed and you feel
westernkanye: it’s so rude when babies just babble and shit speak english when you’re talking to me punk
do you ever have that song on your ipod that you always skip but then one day you’re forced to listen to it and realize it’s actually the best song ever and you listen to it on repeat for 129648372 days
miss-grace: Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky
thirtyspells: things to remember: you are not a burden you will not ‘bring others down with you’ if you tell them about your problems or ask for help it feels like you’re being crushed under the weight of the world because you are but it’s your
mellarkish: Do you ever have that feeling when you’re really happy then you remember you have something important or stressful going on and you just
thecutestofthecute: Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!! I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!! I am here now you’re going to be okay!!! You are so beautiful and i love you!!!
pikminchick:phantom-ofthe-troyler: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER AND HARDER AND HARDER AND
[FAN ACC] A fan said: "I feel really sorry for you, to have a fan as ugly as me." (The fan was under a lot of stress so she gained quite a lot of weight recently) Suho replied: "You're pretty now. But if you don't learn to love yourself, even if you are
jenne-saisquoi: trevonasher: diekingdomcome: luvyourselfsomeesteem: iamncgalactic: vagabond-named-veli: vagabond-named-veli: king-emare: 401raised: radicalbehavior: jehovahhthickness: Serious shit. If you’re black & currently becoming
tigerator: before you ever even consider having a child you should be ready to handle a disabled child, you should be ready to handle twins, you should be ready to handle a gay child or a trans child because if you’re not ready for your child to be
crime-she-typed: seaquitsong: dancinghomestuckforever: the bad part about being an introvert is that you feel like you get left out of everything but at the same time you’re not sure you wanted to go out and do the thing anyway… Everything
owning-my-truth: owning-my-truth: Google maps, Waze and shit should have an “I’m black” option. Seriously. Like I’m sure you’re doing a great job saving me 10 mins finding me the fastest route around traffic here or there. But why in God’s
playugly: medicine: playugly: medicine: requiringblood: playugly: not to be rude but just bc you’re Black don’t mean you have a place “reclaiming” hood aesthetics just bc you grew up in a middle class white neighborhood and you were embarrassed
youngblackandvegan: Pro tip: when you’re starting a new job you may want to make friends and share who you are with your co workers. Don’t. Not at first. Be yourself and be kind and open. But don’t go spilling your guts to people you don’t know.
fr0fection: if you’re white and you love solange’s album but you still say nigga and get box braids/fake dreads etc……. you still don’t fucking get it
likemymask: thresholdofzero: mirrormanning: escapedosmil: COPS: We all know how bad you want to imagine that you’re in a combat zone. We see daily how quick you are to draw down on an unarmed black person. We watch as you dress yourself in military
jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: Growing up my dad used to tell me that mistakes are for white people …. if you’re brown, you are not allowed to make a mistake in this country because this system was not made for you and will not protect you
badgyal-k: the-afro-argonaut: dynastylnoire: be-blackstar: brandonxcm22: westafricanbaby: marsincharge: How in the FUCK can y'all in good conscience say you’re pro-black and not give a shit about black trans people or black disabled people or
tmedia: staff: 🚨 The internet needs you 🚨 You’re up again, Tumblr. Back in 2015 you demanded that the FCC adopt strict net neutrality rules and establish a free and open internet. And you won. That should’ve been the end of it. But apparently
residentgoodgirl: residentgoodgirl:Hm… idk how if i agree with people calling drake a deadbeat dad if you have unprotected sex with someone you’re not serious about, get pregnant, and when you tell them about it, they clearly ask you to get an abortion
zic0sdreads:xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:christmascrayonwillow:candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking
Straight up just unfollowed someone for judging pitbulls. Idk if you give pitbulls shit because of the way shitty people raise them, that’s fucked up. Don’t judge a breed for the way people act.
thorinmyside: being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”
oarsis: the-morning-and-the-evening-star: Be not afraid. You’re lying if this wasn’t the coolest shit of your childhood life
Stop. Read this. That shirt looks great on you. I like it when you smile I care about you. It’s gonna be okay. I’m so happy you’re alive. Stay strong, everyone.
amfortenberry:my favorite kind of people: people who take pictures of you when they think you’re doing something cute or beautiful — like driving with the windows down, laughing as hard as you can, walking down the beach — then show you it, like
acespaceprince: list of cute things you also you hey look you and you wait wait wait you you’re cute
angelic-peach: Do you ever sit with a group of friends and realise how unimportant you are and how it wouldn’t make a difference if you weren’t there and you truly realise you’re not important to anyone???
arryns: it’s rly annoying seeing all of these “idgaf about star wars” posts like…? there has not been a star wars movie in TEN YEARS and you’re shitting on the fans bc you’re sick of seeing it on your dash but i don’t see any of those
veganhealthandfitness: if you have someone in your life who genuinely cares about how your day went, and listens fully to the fucked up shit that goes on in your mind, and answers your texts or calls you back, and lets you know you’re important to
someone bring me a dog so I can force them to sleep and cuddle with me because my cat is being a huge prick and stepping directly on my nipple like what the hell of all the places to walk on me like right on the nip you piece of shit asshole cat
execbimbotrainer: If you’re not stacked, you’re shit.
roachpatrol: ‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ Alice remarked.‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the Cat: 'we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.’
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