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just-shower-thoughts: “About time we talked…” means something different to Yoda.
harringrovesucks: w-byers: remember that time yoda mounted luke don’t don’t say it like that
lesbian-yoda: My new fave ♡
Have I ever posted my theory that yoda's species are colonies of midichlorians all combined into one consciousnesses?
ultralaser: littleharto: This is important. take that, yoda
minemikomali: STAR WITCH
yukipri: May the 4th be with you! Or in other words, HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!!! Tried to get in as many of my Jedi/Light Side Force sensitive favs as I could. From top to bottom: (Prequels/Clone Wars) Yoda, Mace Windu, Kit Fisto, Plo Koon, Adi Gallia, Depa
rey-yoda: insp. @kwite47 !
alyruko: so you know how the ‘a certain point of view’ novel posits that yoda wanted to train leia instead of luke… that could have been an interesting movie too (patrons have early access to comics)
moonlandingwasfaked: everyone in the notes is crying but this is so fucking funny. ‘bitched, you did’
While We’re Gawking Over Baby Yoda on Disney+ We Need to Have This Serious Conversation about Disney Wiping out Indie Creativity
skywalkerapologist: text post meme // obi-wan is obi-done { sw text posts } bonus: (so is yoda)
our-inner-desires: For the love of good porn, follow: our-inner-desires.tumblr.com oh god this is funny yoda I never knew you were so pervy lol.
al-grave: Immature Yoda is immature
lost-lil-kitty: I WON YODA!!!!!
fysw: I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong.
rubyredwisp:John Boyega on whether Yoda is cute
dog-of-ulthar: the-flying-elephant: @ all the Star Wars fans who don’t think Leia is force sensitive…. who do you think Yoda was talking about when he said “no, there is another?” Lando? R2-D2? The Sarlacc Pit? Three-time Academy Award winner
randomingoftherandomness: theemberislandplayahs: I’m glad they didn’t turn Toph into some kind helpful old lady living in the woods. She’s still the Avatar-butt-kicking trash-talking greatest Earthbender in the World! Yoda. But better.
5u5: 5u5: spending my free day photoshopping yoda smooth i dont need to listen to anyone
raisinchallah: life is but a bad food network show and we are just the yoda cakes in it
fumbledeegrumble: zagreus: resting-meme-face: zagreus: the presence of wispy thinning hair on 900 year old Yoda’s head indicates he must in his youth have had a full head of hair and that’s just not something i’m prepared to envision You’ve
a-yoda-a-day: imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems
30-minute-memes: Master Yoda, do you really think it will come to war?
snickernut: a-yoda-a-day: love legally blonde. movie changed my life
tredlocity:butch-king-frankenstein:Last night @heedra pointed out to me that Baby Yoda’s outfit and stance make it look like the IKEA Monkey and since then my life has not known peace
totallynotagentphilcoulson:mockiato-deactivated20200315:pruane2:The implication that a 50 year old Yoda is the equivalent to a human toddler is so fucking funny because it means he wouldnt have started his youngling training until he was atleast 75 and
kirkmcoy: Mando going back to get baby Yoda
therealtheninja: Between Jango Fett demanding a son as payment for being cloned and the mandalorian immediately adopting baby yoda I’ve come to a conclusion
shankss-magnificent-ass:that-phat-chic-deactivated20200:This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.And I just got paid!
swampxwitchxhattie:liketherazor:athenasdragon:Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feetSo not knowing the reference, i googled “Russian witch house” and I’ll be damned. Turns out that’s a whole genre of music.
posyfoot:The Mandalorian Armorer, who was kind of like Mando’s mom: Alright sonboy let me see my new grandson and see if he’s worthy of why like 500 people have died in the last few monthsBaby Yoda: The Armorer: fuckjkdydhf you better legally adopt
lepidopterane: reposting this from positive-memes, they’re run by amazon (and it’s probably what baby yoda would want anyways)
liketherazor:athenasdragon:Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feetSo not knowing the reference, i googled “Russian witch house” and I’ll be damned. Turns out that’s a whole genre of music.
in my alternate universe where yoda's ass is dead and ahsoka is the old hermit on dagobah
official-kinderkanal:curioscurio:i see baby yoda and i have a yearning to release him into a little german village with an oversized lollipop. he just feels like he is supposed to be here Mein Papa hat mir einfach erlaubt das ich Strudel essen darf! Wie
shretl:Every time I see an alien or fantasy character celebrating Christmas, I’m reblogging Baby Yoda in a yarmulke and tallis.
jadaibergolla: windu: bitch wat yoda: bitch U KNO
beautiful-wildlife: Yoda by Arno van Zon
thatsexgirl: ourholestory: :) -A #ifiwasyoda This seems doubly fitting seeing as how one of my employees called me Yoda yesterday. He insists that’s it’s because I have taught him a lot regarding his new management position, but I insist
ourholestory: I really need some thigh high socks. -A Yoda thigh highs!
Our tree has some cool ornaments.
lady-war-of-the-ring-stars: Look, my butt you can see! -wordsmatty Is it Christmas? It feels like Christmas, and not because of adorable Yoda Santa. It’s because butt. I love butt!!! Especially your butt. ; P I’m usually more the spankee than
msjewbooty: imamazinglyonfire: msjewbooty: microinfinity: northrn: lampsarepeopletoo: msjewbooty: the word gay is actually an acronym god actually doesn’t mind if you’re gay god accepts you god always yugoslavia gandalf ate yoda stop
a-ginger-journey: Image via We Heart It #funny #geek #green #HAHAHA #jedi #laugh #lightsaber #lol #love #nerd #poem #sexy #starwars #xD #yoda #funnyjoke #lmao - https://weheartit.com/entry/142883196
pixalry: Edo Period Samurai Yoda - Created by Jose Vega
askulloffoxes: tiger wif yoda bongok im so done
diary-of-a-stormtrooper: Yoda:: “Young I was, needed the money I did.” Me:: “uh huh…” |-o-|
LMAO… This is like… part of my personal belief system. Can you imagine if Nietzsche saw that shit? GAH
Epic.
srsfunny: Young Master Yoda
No Yoda, fuck you and your teachings, you mutated booger/turd. I’M A DARKSIDE OF THE FORCE PRACTITIONER!!!
Hate Yoda, but the rhyme’s fun.
I normally hate these 2 douches “darkside all the way” but this just killed me.
Hulk, you better pound that little shit stain into oblivion and beyond.
videogamesandsex: So epic