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modificationnotmutilation: kev-n: houseofalexzander: Don’t tell me that Gender Fluid is a lie. Don’t tell me that Gender Fluid is just a phase. Don’t tell me that Gender Fluid is childish. I live and breath my gender fluidity. I proudly stand
makinghimadaddy: yourblowjobprincess: Ride that Bronco! ≧◠◡◠≦✌ “Unf, yeah, it’s time baby. Fucking cum inside me. I want a baby and I don’t care what you want anymore. You’re a man and your only job is to pump me full of seed.
dylansnbrien: Dude, You still got me I had you before Yeah and you still got me
Uhh choking me and fucking me like this..fuck yeah.. http://cumalloverme-baby.tumblr.com/
Te digo la verdad? Me encanta que me hables todos los dias.
Mamá yo sé que no soy la mejor hija. Siempre te contradigo,te desobedezco, te hablo mal, peleamos cada 2 por 3, me porto mal, te decepciono. Trato de cambiar, pero cada vez me cuesta más, pero te amo, TE AMO MÁS QUE A MI PUTA VIDA, y si pudiera bajarte
Cada noche me voy a dormir tarde, y cada mañana me doy cuenta que fue una mala idea.
noparesnoeselfinal: Allie: Por qué no me escribiste?, por qué? !. No había terminado para mí !. Te estuve esperando por 7 años, y ahora ya es tarde. Noah: te escribí 365 cartas, una todos los días cada un año. Allie: Me escribiste? Noah:
Lo que dijiste fue gracioso. Pero me caes mal, así que no me voy a reír.
Someone calls me a bitch? “Hey fuckdick, why don’t you gargle my lady balls?”Oh yeah, I say “fuckdick” a lot, too.Such a ladylike vocabulary.
kiss-me-lick-me-eat-me: Her O face
Dude… I thought you wanted to shower together to save water. Yeah… it got you naked… didn’t it. Want me to stop? Fuck no man… keep going. You can suck me any time you want. You have to admit… it’s fun
sistem-of-a-down-yeah: la-caca-me-hace-feliz: half-ofmy-he-art: ME IDENTIFICO CON ESTA IMAGEN:C :c A pererte .l.
bashko: Hey guys, I’m wondering what -you’d like to see me focus on in my art -what you like so far -what you’d like to see improve -anything that irks you about my art. -stuff you want to see me draw. Feel free to go anon, I won’t be publishing
bpdtorchic: me: yeah i just need to go for a couple hours and clear my head! maybe the rest of the day! talk to you later! me: *disappears for a week*
halloweengoblinqueen: trying to kinkshame me is futile. like oh, great, you sure shamed the hell out of me–never getting off to THAT again. u just got like 39489348348 more kinks to shame now until i have nothing but pure, unproblematic vanilla fantasies
After this exchange they promptly blocked me (and someone spam reported me for stealing content from myself????) and changed their username. (they actually thought I believed them??????) I did try to find out what all this “hard work” is that
phantomrose96: Someone: Man I’ve been watching the best cartoon. I mean the whole thing is great, but just…things got heavy once they got hauled off to space jail!! me: me: …yeah me: love that show
banahyo: Baro Wink at me Because I’m a Bana LOL hahaha xDD Sandeul got me PREGNANT because he wants me to be his girlfriend. :3 OHHOHOHOH SPAZZING…psksiismskxskxns but were already married ducky ;) ….its ok we’ll have PRECIOUS
socialnetworkhell: The whole “I’m not like other girls” movement should really be called the “I don’t want men to treat me the way they treat other women” movement because that’s what it really is. Women know that a girl who wears makeup
bodyglitter: me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears me 3 seconds later:
x-acastronomy: Me as a kid: ‘’ Hell yeah this is the first time I made it through an all-nighter!’’ Me today:
fazbearxentertainment: askmadisonvanornthenightguard:pepci-suis:Dormant conversations with friends scare me. A lot.Same here, sometimes i feel like i annoy people, and they just dont want to talk to me…Yeah… I feel exactly the same.
fun-mbti-analysis: MBTI Types In A Wedding requested by silverandgenius INFJ: It’s so interesting to me, how we decide to make this bond for life. This couple reminds me of my OTP. I wonder if I’ll be like my OTP someday. ENFJ: “Everyone, gather
strawberrystardust:clear-as:rowdy-redhead: ratherdielaughing: Polite cat That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes. “Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.” “Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d
buzzfeed: yrbff: adamjk: something truly amazing happened to me today. I went to the post office to drop off some mail and there was a quilt waiting for me. a woman from new zealand, a total stranger, wrote me a letter on a page from my book and
gillianandersons: But you saved me! As difficult and as frustrating as it’s been sometimes, your goddamned strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over! You’ve kept me honest. You’ve made me a whole person. I owe you everything…
captainbutteredmuffin: pwnypony: pwnypony: Rainbow Dash - cookie crumble edition! EDIT I fixed her mane. silly me. used bad reference, apparently. Hey guys. Surprised to see another upload from me so soon? ….yeah…me too. x_x So..I wanna try something
bloodstain-fever: eveil: rivaillecorporallance: wtf is this guys name because so far I’ve seen erwin erwen irwin irwen ivan irvan like seriously whats his name His name is Commander Handsome #more like Commander Fuck Me
watershiphobbits: I want more queer friendship stories. Not just stories where the only two queer people find each other and fall in unhealthy codependent love in a sea of cishets. Give me whole communities of queer people. Give me queer best friends
inkskinned: inkskinned: “My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter.” (r.i.d) people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer. the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours
unpleasantgay: my dysphoria is not what makes me trans the fact that i identify as a gender different than the one assigned to me at birth is what makes me trans dysphoria does happen alongside being trans a lot of the time but it doesn’t define it
thecopyleftist:“Why would you unalone me by surprise and think that’d be fun for me?” –Please Like Me 402
Smoking area conversations a la me and my coworkers:Coworker 1: *inhales rapidly numerous times*Coworker 2: The fuck are you doing?Me: *snickering*Coworker 1: I ressed this.Coworker 2: You have a shitty cast time.Me: Needs more dex. Coworker 1: Yeah.Me:
avoidantproblems: someone: *points out i did something wrong* me: kill me
hoursago: for real though look me in the eye and tell me which is more likely for these two
lordstark: me: the stars are beautiful tonight you: yeah me: you know what else is beautiful you: (blushing) what? me: the moon. the planets. the rest of the galaxy. i fucking love space
unbelievable16: span-kbank: waythatlove: can u find her for me ?? Im in love… Fuck yeah, me too! Dude his girl is the shit…dont let me find her first..
girls-naked: gaat over sex , het lukt me wel !! Ik weet het zeker ;$ Fussball oder Ficken | Sandwich 1 RT : 7. Menziona tre persone con una bio figa. YEAH Me voy a que mi novia me realice una felaci?n. Un baile er?tico. Un baile. La macarena. El
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
So if you ever tell me that one of my non-het pairings doesn’t work because they’re obviously platonic I will probably have an instant dislike for you. Reason being the amount of times random people asked me “is she your sister?”
bloodchampiontazji: bloodchampiontazji: I got up this morning, and the number of followers I have laughed at me (101) So I’m gonna do an art giveaway thing! Awh yeah!What is it? Glad you asked. 1. First two people (2) get something like this. Full
davidabbruzzese: me: so i wasn’t gonna do this, but now i really think we need a picture together.mark: okay!me: so you know those dead twin girls from the shining?mark: yeah..me: so you know how they hold hands and look all creepy and just stare at
queenofthebuckets: Me: I still really enjoy Rick and Morty despite people starting to see as a “cringy” interest clearly very straight white dude wearing rick and morty shirt: yeah me too, those trigglypuffs just don’t get how deep it is- Me:
isuckk: me: me: oh shit remember this *very stressful and traumatic thing* me: lol yeah me: … *dissociates*
yourplayersaidwhat: Me, playing for the first time: *had a total 32 for search* Dm: You find a sword with an emerald hilt… Do you want it? Me: Is it shiny? DM: yeah Me: Yes I want that
glumshoe: Me: “What are some examples of animals that are carnivores?”Child: “Monkeys!”Me: “Well—“Child: “They eat BANANAS!”Me: “Are bananas made out of meat?”Child: [giggling] “YEAH!”Me: “….kid, that is the scariest thing
discoursebeavis: him: I have a daddy kink me: so you want me to act like your daddy? him: yeah me:
blood-in-my-pussy: apagalaluzquetevoyaviolar: nialls-pocito: Igual las cagué :c ahora ya no me habla Dijo que le caigo bien y ni me pesca ;’( ¿Y si me ignora?
thereturnoftheoldgentleman: no-memory-here: todos-somos-idiotas: sorry-i-cant-hear-u: Con locura & pasión lkhaskdjh locura & pasión,me acorde de mi ex XDDD me dijo eso una ves y yo me cague de la risa u_u y se suponía que era romántico xd
si-claro-como-tu-digas: esperanzasdestruidas: talkistheworstmistake: regalameunasonrisaa: Si, para que me cagaras todo el 2do semestre XD Para que me dejaras en la friendzone XD Para que me cagaras el puto año :c Para calentarme la sopa y después
Yo no tengo un "tipo de persona" Si me gustas, me gustas y punto. Y si me gustas eres especial, porque yo odio a todo el mundo.
Amo que las personas me cuenten de ellas, realmente me interesa, es como que en cierto punto siento que me gane su confianza, y es genial poder generar eso es una persona.
Cuando digo que me gusta el frio, me refiero a que me gusta abrigarme, no cagarme de frio.
A veces soy jodidamente impulsiva, a veces no pienso en lo que estoy a punto de decir, a veces digo cómo me siento sin filtro, a veces esos instantes me hacen completamente feliz, a veces me rompen el corazón.
bpd-amethyst: me: yeah i dont get all that emotional over rupphire? *reconciliation starts to play* me: *camera zooms in on my face as i try really hard to not cry*
![jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ec50e6ea7b7d9d0d8b7e267bf5655923/8fcf32089a305435-63/s512x512u_c1/7632c5d5dac8344112002a10e6959f2fe603d10f.png)
![glumshoe: Me: “What are some examples of animals that are carnivores?”Child: “Monkeys!”Me: “Well—“Child: “They eat BANANAS!”Me: “Are bananas made out of meat?”Child: [giggling] “YEAH!”Me: “….kid, that is the scariest thing](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_903b5fcc30fd_128.png){kind=avatar}
