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Future now! Apocalypse later! xkcd: ‘Welcome to the future! Nothing’s changed.’ was the slogan of my astonishingly short-lived tech startup.

XKCD - Free Speech

dr-archeville: xkcd 2016/07/08, “The Legend of Gnome Ann” [source]

techtiggie: Turns out, deer are surprisingly ergonomic http://xkcd.com/1329/ #FursuitFriday #OfficeFursuiting

skunkbear: These are “spurious correlations“ (created by Tyler Vigen) paired with a comic (by XKCD). Here’s the cool thing: Vigen points out that when we laugh at these correlations we are actually acting like scientists. He explains it better

foresail:The Peirce quincuncial map projection will change your perspective on the world.(It’s more fun to look at map projections at xkcd though.) Analysis.

science-junkie: pennyfornasa:This Comic Of The Spirit Rover’s Life On Mars Will Break Your Heart https://xkcd.com/695/On this day in 2003, NASA’s Mars Exploration Rover, Spirit, was launched en route to the Red Planet. Spirit operated on Mars until

estimation by xkcd

fortheloveofgeek: Yes, you can play this here: http://www.geekosystem.com/xkcd-tetris-hell-game/

insanniety: I’m thinking of carrying this around and handing it to people when I meet them. Credit goes to the webcomic xkcd. Perfect business card.

tastefullyoffensive: Movie Scenery Cheat Sheet by xkcd (bigger version)

xkcd: “How It Works”

staff: We are honored to be the punchline of today’s xkcd! Make sure to click through and read the alt tag. :)

staff: We are honored to be the punchline of today’s xkcd! Make sure to click through and read the alt tag. :)

zydokommuna: tchaikovskaya: materassassino: thehoff0204: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/parking.png a hero 2 seconds into this video w/o audio i INSTANTLY knew this was russia lmao “You want to cut it off?” “How else am I supposed to park?”

lost-carcosa: boldatheism: A bit of a situation. xkcd: Beliefs

xkcds: After a power outage at the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, the new Digital Doomsday Clock is flashing 00:00 and mushroom clouds keep appearing and then retracting once a second. Doomsday Clock [Explained]

xkcds:More actual results: ‘Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You [are the best. The best thing ever]’, ‘Revenge is a dish best served [by a group of people in my room]’, and ‘They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our [money].’

dplepage: Source: XKCD

xkcds: Premature optimization is the root of all evil, so to start this project I’d better come up with a system that can determine whether a possible optimization is premature or not. Optimization [Explained]

minjiminjiminji: XKCD’s excellent presentation on historical global temperature and anthropogenic global warming. [After setting your car on fire] “Listen, your car’s temperature has changed before.”

xkcds: The top search for every state is PORN, except Florida, where it’s SEX PORN. State Word Map [Explained]

asteraceaeblue: minjiminjiminji: XKCD’s excellent presentation on historical global temperature and anthropogenic global warming. [After setting your car on fire] “Listen, your car’s temperature has changed before.” For the “Earth’s climate

materassassino: thehoff0204: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/parking.png a hero

theoutcastrogue:xkcd #242: The Difference

aerospace-agenda:himfluenza:I am reminded of an xkcd…

skunkbear: Randall Munroe of xkcd put together an amusing/fascinating set of gifs showing the relative frequencies of various events. This is just a small sample - see them all here.

allthingslinguistic: XKCD The Three Laws of Robotics is also a great illustration of basic Optimality Theory: the same three constraints ranked in different ways produce very different results. Crucially, Don’t Harm Humans needs to be ranked above

tastefullyoffensive: by xkcd I find this funny…. because beer DOES taste good… and hard liquor tastes like ass. This should have been about liquor. This is spot on for liquor. lol The shit literally like… numbs your tongue

xkcds: At first, I moved from pokémon posters to regular oil paintings, but then these really grumpy and unreasonable detectives from the Louvre showed up and took them all. They wouldn’t even give me back my thumbtacks! Wall Art [Explained]

tastefullyoffensive:by xkcd

infosnack: “Assigning Numbers” via xkcd.com

thedailywhat: xkcd.

asteraceaeblue: minjiminjiminji: XKCD’s excellent presentation on historical global temperature and anthropogenic global warming. [After setting your car on fire] “Listen, your car’s temperature has changed before.” For the “Earth’s

3-holes-2-tits: selinaminx: Geeks …go fig …. XKCD and 50 Nerds of Grey

vixyish:xkcd is my hero.

xkcds: “You know lightning, right? When electric charge builds up in a cloud and then discharges in a giant spark? Ask me why that happens.” “Why does tha–” “No clue. We think it’s related to the hair thing.” Physics Confession [Explained]

todays-xkcd: When an Ur guy / sells Nanni things / but the copper’s bad, / He simply records his complaint for all time / “I got a bad deal / I’m maaaaad”My Favorite Things [Explained]

“If you live in the Northern hemisphere, anyway. In the southern hemisphere, due to the coriolis effect, babies are born nine months BEFORE they’re conceived.”

therobotmonster: evilsoutherngentleman: xkcd.com/1053/ I think about this several times a week. Here is to hoping at least one person seeing this post will be one of the lucky 10,000 to find out about XKCD because if it. Attention people: This is the

materassassino: thehoff0204: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/parking.png a hero

hidesawell: XKCD, you really have outdone yourself. This… this is beautiful.

hidesawell: XKCD manages to right just that right tone of inner-child wish fulfillment, without being grating bullshit.

zombiekookie: heartlesshippie: deceptivecadence: thedailywhat: xkcd.

thelittlestotter: XKCD - Free SpeechIt surprises me how many people think “free speech” means they can say whatever they want without consequence.

chipper-smol:chipper-smol:i wonder how much healing that one xkcd comic did to the internet with saying “you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000″ when encountering a person who hasn’t been exposed to a popular or well known thing you’re so

kawaiite-mage:lmao this guy hasn’t seen the lucky 10,000 xkcd comic, what a loser. everyone’s seen it. fucking idiot.

xkcds: “You know lightning, right? When electric charge builds up in a cloud and then discharges in a giant spark? Ask me why that happens.” “Why does tha–” “No clue. We think it’s related to the hair thing.” Physics Confession [Explained]

xkcds: “Oh my God, why did you scotch-tape a bunch of hammers together?” “It’s ok! Nothing depends on this wall being destroyed efficiently.”Bad Code [Explained]

xkcds: There are lots of very smart people doing fascinating work on cryptographic voting protocols. We should be funding and encouraging them, and doing all our elections with paper ballots until everyone currently working in that field has retired.

i love xkcd comics omggg

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s one data point.

xkcds: Despite having now taken three months longer than the airplane people, we’re making disappointingly little progress toward the obvious next stage of vehicle: The Unobtanium-hulled tunneling ship from the 2003 film ‘The Core.’ Airplanes and

adamthealien: amandapalmer: (XKCD comics: http://xkcd.com/1289/) That moment when Amanda Fucking Palmer tumblr’d an xkcd strip and the part of my brain that keeps things I like in separate circles of my life just exploded.

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