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jumex: cstcrpt: bodynegative: gothblack: jumex: gays can’t assemble furniture and that’s a fact hun i work at ikea and gays buy furniture all the time…… But can they put it together sis Literally wtf is a screwdriver A cocktail
I have such a huge crush on this tumblr user omfg someone save me from this path of pain and torture. It shouldn’t be possible for a person to be this cute and perfect.
wideop3n: ok so Noiz masturbating with a knife will be my last drawing of 2013. last year this babe was a stranger to me now I don’t need references to draw him.I guess this is a good way to finish the year.
OKAY I’M SORRY BUT WTF ARE THESE TINY EXCUSES FOR ARMS. THEY ARE LITERALLY SMALLER THAN KOUJAKU’S.
i’ve never seen fem!re:c mink and this is bothering me deeply.
cheeroba: give me ur fuckin lunch money nerd
scriblesno: This makes me uncomfortable
k-eke: If you can’t do it, show me ya MOVES ! (Captain falcon trainer) Bouge tes cui-cuisses !
someone talk to me about clearjaku this is an emergency.
mangachaa replied to your post: someone talk to me about clearja… ive had like 5 clearjaku asks in my inbox for like a week ill post them for u cause ya gay god bless u.
fuck why is this making me so sad though i literally do not understand like???????
today was such a good day wtf where is this wave of sadness coming from can you not.
you know you guys are free to stop me anytime. hopefully before i die in a pool of my own tears.
frankensteinfanclub: I love when people send me rude and annoying messages on anon cause I just delete that shit I imagine they’re probably refreshing the blog/dash waiting for a response but not today satan, not today
ughhh guys i have to get up at 4am tomorrow. wish me luck.;u; edit: oh yeah and i won’t be home until like 9pm so i might be inactive tomorrow, sorry.;uuu;
so last night i had this dream that tumblr user koujaku followed me and i was so excited i cried and then woke up. when i went back to sleep i dreamed that i was aoba in koujaku’s apartment doing gross domestic shit with him until my alarm woke
explain to me how i read original adam as orgasm denial.
i don’t even know why i play splatoon at this time b/c this is usually when a bunch of s ranked japanese players come on and wtf they’re always really good.
my thirst for mettaton/anon porn is so strong tbh wtf all i want is an armless mettaton having his heart fondled and oozing and his circuits played with is that too much to ask
i keep losing and gaining followers so i’ve just been stuck between this never ending cycle of 3552-3553 followers for the past 3 weeks wtf i feel like i’m being trolled or sth
all i want in life is for tsukki to treat his brother like he was the fucking sun again. and akiteru just babbling sth that sounds vaguely like ‘kei’ repeatedly as he gets all teary eyed b/c omg kei do u forgive me ilysm and they hug and kiss and
sees someone w/ the mspp avatar and starts having war flashbacks to 2011 when i spent months on end trying to get the card lent to me
tfw ur backed up into a corner by 3 enemy squids and fuck u think the 4th guy grabbed the rainmaker u spent 5 years trying to burst the shield to and ur bubbler is running out and ur teammates are no where to be found wtf guys i’m dying pls help
i’m honestly so offended at the lack of lesbian i.waoi in the fandom wtf
daenerystargaryen: If the Masters never cut me, I never am Unsullied. I never stand in the Plaza of Pride when Daenerys Stormborn orders us to kill the Masters. I never am chosen to lead the Unsullied. I never meet Missandei from the island of Naath.
jazzumon: uncolorfulskittles: ….what just happened I have seen what lies in the darkness stare back at me
lodubimvloyaar:thranduskul: tastefullyoffensive: [wierddad] the cats are what really makes this for me This is the most awesome baby picture ever.
xdroox: toinfinityandbeyonce: me on my way to steal your man “In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
santasballsacks: MY FRIEND JUST PUT THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND ITS FUCKING ME UP
shawnali: The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to
laurathefatty:chessieness:weloveshortvideos:how fat cats clean themselves this is me This is almost definitely how I look when I shave.
alydoremi: vinebox: ooook Me 👱🏻👧🏼yaas
senor-bizarro: I LOVE BOOZE BOOZE LOVES ME HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR Barnie got bars! 🔥
h0odrich: weloveshortvideos: me when I drink first of all no…. second of all who tf pronounces tortilla like that Muscle Pharm!!
envymyblackness: bolto: when u nut n she keep succin This always leaves me so weak Stahp
petal: blackmodel: microtear: vegetans: dowhatmakesyouhappy-liveitup: the-incorrectwaytodoingthings: Ctfu!!!! Omggg 😂😭👌🏾 @microtear us STOP. US. @wokuspokus us but i go: he got you fucked up? you: AHHHHH me: he actin a fool but
Came home to housemates trying to pour shots in my mouth wtf. Two more shifts of work then I’m free
uter-fist: uter-fist: weloveshortvideos: when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat FUCK why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god Ihy lmao
ThiS GuRL... HeaH...GoT Me "SpRuNg"!!
dieaerzte: lnannibal: dieaerzte: it would be fucked up if sex were real wtf are you talking about i was just saying that like if sex were real that would be fucked up The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Just saying
teamnowalls: maiyak: bellygangstaboo: White, Native American, German, Swedish, ¾ Black, and ¼ Columbian at the same time .. Girl you must be exhausted.. Lmao wtf me
So I work as a cashier in a corner store on campus and one of our big things is to ID everyone. Literally everyone. For tobacco and alcohol. The number of kids who come in and cuss me out because they’re not carrying their ID, their real ID, is just
PENSABA QUE YA LA PEOR PARTE HABIA PASADO, que lo habia superado de algun modo, pero, de ser asi ... PORQUE MIERDA ME DOLIO TANTO VER TU FOTO ???? que significa eso ????
How the fuck was I supposed to know you were that hurt? You played it off like u just had a mild confusion and a headache. Now I’ll have to fuck prove myself by the end of the week so you don’t give up on me. What kind of parent says that
microtear:carsonphillips:Best moment in television history Me
heroine-problem: onebulb: heroine-problem: Recommend me the shittiest shoujo romantic relationships you can find Probably this. OH MY GOD I’M FUCKING DYING THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING I’VE EVER READ IS THE MANGAKA 12??????????
papipacifyit: tasteslikecynnamonnn: @enzo-siphon Wtf 😂 😫😂😂😂😂 me
Soo to those who sent me messages...
waley hella fine wtf
jaysayavong: japes403: BWahaha WTF me
he could cheat on me, take my dog and steal my car and i’d still go around braggin like “yeah, i fucked dis nigga *kim parker laugh*”
teach me how to feel
fairycosmos: friends: ew how can you not shower for like days on end don’t you feel gross?? and how can you let your room get in such a mess wtf?? me, leaning forward so my lips touch the microphone: I Have Depression
badjokesonme:an open letter to my body:Bro, wtf.
Menino: O que aconteceu? Menina: Nada. É que ninguém me ama. Menino: Prazer, meu nome é ninguém. ☁
starxapple: the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me
sasstronauuut: YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS IS OFFICIAL ART!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
frustration-squared: creaturetshirt: pastel-gizibe: perpetualvelocity: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: i feel like this is older than me WowLook at this relic Fucking fossil lol ITS ONLY FROM LIKE 2004 10 YEARS
ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
![lodubimvloyaar:thranduskul: tastefullyoffensive: [wierddad] the cats are what really makes this for me This is the most awesome baby picture ever.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c4631badb047057d913deeeebe1c2386/tumblr_n6wn8ryzXM1qewacoo1_250.jpg)
