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Did you really think there wouldn’t be any consequences for lying to me? You’re about to find out why you should never make me angry.mormongirlz.com
famemonstrumarie: “I wouldn’t be me if I ain’t get a lil nasty”
becausewearebored: Nervous. Naked I wouldn’t be nervous to post myself naked with a body like that!
glitz-n-glam-ofa-fat-girl: Exactly how i’m feeling these’s days I don’t know what it is about me but lately men have been falling for me… hard! and normally that wouldn’t be a problem but when you like them all and can see yourself with them..
thepureskin: simply because I’m finally accepting the flaws on my body, and loving them. I wouldn’t be me without them! which flaws!? i can’t see them :) . thanks for sharing, anon
Being owned by a lesbian was *your* sexual fantasy, not mine. Me? I went along with it cause the idea of a free servant was compelling. But you knew from day one that sex wouldn’t be part of it. Cooking, cleaning, sure. But I told you at the beginning
How would you all feel about me starting a Patreon? I wouldn’t be using it to hold any of this blog’s content hostage for money, I’d just have it as an additional way for people to support me if they wanted to. The reward tiers would probably include
bane-of-technology: bigmouthlass: sarapsys: streetlifemanifesto: Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky
i wish someone would get me agent provocateur lingerie
I’ve always wanted to be more active on social media show more of my photography meet new people but everytime i think too hard about it i scare myself out of it, fearing that people wouldn’t like my pictures or getting negitve feed back
“Huh? Uh, nothing, really. Nah, they wouldn’t let me in the club. Nah, I don’t care, bands are shit anyway, just a bunch of posers… wouldn’t know metal if it bit them in the ass. Rest of the night? I was just gonna y’know, chill out…
Jesus fucking CHRIST I just read a fuckton of really hardcore erotica (as in, so hardcore I wouldn’t even recommend it because some of that shit was disgusting, although some was decent too) and it involves training people to be perfect sex slaves.
I’m so horny I could cryI gave myself 3 cummies but it doesn’t seem to be enough. I guess it’s different when someone else makes you cum? I wouldn’t know though. I wanna be edged and made to cum so much that I’m not actually
songofages: davidtennantgasm: theblackeagleofthenorth: It’s performances like this which make me disappointed when I hear people say they don’t like Eccelston or skip over that whole season just to get to Tennant. Tennant was fantastic and a brilliant
This is my boyfriend guys. I love him to death! I want to grow old with him, and eventually I want to have the honor of being his husband. Maybe not right now, but this guy right here is my whole life. He’s so sweet to me and I wouldn’t know
Im really really sorry to do this but could someone tell me something good about me? I could just really use some positive encouragement right now
bettsplendens: thedoctorknits: aveanexalea: I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood. He stops and looks both ways?!? You wanna know what makes this better? Crows
astrologicalbabe: AQUARIUS AND GEMINI (my own thoughts)((so, i copied the last posts information from a website, just so it wouldn’t be me telling y’all what’s up. i’m not amateur bloger neither astrologer, i just enjoy this.)) ok, so when i
Merica. Weekend with tha boys fishin for some blues. Picked these bad boys up at a closeout store and had to rep them out on the obx for Veterans Day. Thanks to all that have served. If it wasn’t for y'all I wouldn’t be able to stand here
Wouldn’t it be awesome if men felt about unshaved stubbly legs the way women feel about unshaved stubbly faces?
fairycosmos: honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything.
me, earlier today: wouldn’t it be fucked if after telling myself I won’t spend money on ESO DLCs they came out with one that might have Lillandril in itme now:
caedussolo: I wouldn’t be so bothered by Bioware always on about Revan if they had not made it that Revan was male. Yes. Me too. Its not a good reference to constantly be making if it only really fits a narrow selection of the fandom’s Revan
ohthatconnor: Amanda told me a while back she thought that maybe Pearl was becoming corrupt. I thought it was a neat idea, and a good opportunity for the viewers to watch the corruption process unfolding in tragic real time. However, I just found
I kinda want to go for a walk because its nice out but I’m too paranoid something bad will happen that I wouldn’t be able to enjoy it
I mean, far be it from me to contradict the bear crew, but yes checking sources is important and right now every source points to there being no WBB tomorrow so I kinda feel like they just didn’t get the memo
since we know SU isn’t coming back until June, I guess its safe for me to renew my WoW subscription for a couple months. I’d been wanting to for a while but I kept thinking that as soon as I did, CN would announce SU’s return and I’d be so preoccupied
moliqua: have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you feel like it wouldn’t make a difference whether you were there or not
thebeardandthebelly: I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t want to show off my new purchases :D. Dumbest pics ever (first one I didn’t know if the timer was done yet, second one is totally posed) Anyhowwwww, bring on summer.
prokopetz:Honestly, the content of that “the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards” meme is totally plausible in the context of a Metal Gear game – the only problem with it is that it wouldn’t be Snake saying it. It’d be a voice on
yaoi-is-totally-canon: In the game I always thought Aoba was super cute, like aw look how calm the music makes him and his little blush look at that embarrassed face, ugh you adorable baby let me hold you But in the anime it’s like baby blue’s
mayonaka-hibiki: self-indulgent doodle strip of pizza boy aoba with shitty flirty brat noiz who keeps ordering from them when aoba’s on delivery shift au don’t look at me like that i had to get it out of my system its still not out of my system someone
i honestly can’t get the idea of mizushigure/kouao double dates out of my head. like i know i’ve talked about this before but fuck if it wouldn’t be the cutest thing.(´ ▽｀*) especially when it comes to mizuki and koujaku. like they’d probably
pastel-clear: 👀 👀 good shit 👀✔✔👀 👀 if i do say so my ✔✔ self 👀👌👌lidela: we as part of the pansexual pantheon must stick together to become stronger. we must fuse into one. become one single being. protect home
does anyone else have a problem with playing hokori takaku aru tame ni on expert where it stops registering taps whenever it hits a certain part in the chorus?? i’ve had this happen on a few occasions and i wouldn’t be bothered by it if it weren’t
Reblog with who your partner pokemon would be in the tags!
thaunderground: onn-melancholy-hill: rudegyalchina: gabzillatheillestandrealest: blackgirlsreverything: ewww He needs to go the fuck away. That shit is nasty. And it needs to be properly frozen. GET OUT. Colourism and European beauty standards
thesnobbyartsyblog: mikalewest: thesnobbyartsyblog: THE REALEST HORROR OR THRILLER OR WHATEVER MOVIE EVER MADE. Get Out - In Theaters This February In Universal Pictures’ Get Out, a speculative thriller from Blumhouse (producers of The Visit, Insidious
fatseux: fatkati:brooklynboobala: fatseux: Because it wouldn’t be me if I didn’t make gifs. XD I thought this needed to come back around. TWIRL!!!!! <3 Jeeeeeessssss you amazing beastie <3 (Note to self: Get a tu tu) Ahhhh bby!!!! ily!!!!
swollenbabyfat:Why’d I have to be such trouble to please It wouldn’t be me, oh if it was easy, if it was easy
red3blog: nudityandnerdery: mintypineapple: asktheangels: Lately I’ve been getting most of my pep talks from Mister Rogers. Great. Now I’m disappointing Mr. Rogers. Nah. Mr. Rogers wouldn’t be disappointed. He hopes for the best for us, but
angryman23: I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t get a lil freaky ;) #like #repost #bigbooty #** #pussygrabbing #twerk #damn #** #hot #omg # (Taken with Cinemagram)
hermanngottliebs:it makes me so sad how many lbpq+ women, me included, wrote off their attraction to women as “admiration” or “purely aesthetical” before they came to terms with the fact that they weren’t straight, because they didn’t experience
Wouldn’t it just be grand if Norman Reedus did a promo for Calvin Klein underwear? if so this would be me:
The more educated and knowledgeable I become, the more I come to realize the atrocities that have been committed by numerous governments and peoples all for capital and power. While I should be happy, that I am not completely blind to my surroundings,
proofinyou: When I was twelve years old, there was this little girl. She was skinny, she had ratty hair, she had been through it. She stuck with me when I was incarcerated a couple times, and I knew she was there. I wouldn’t be here without my wife,
sweetserialdreamer: brightindie: have you ever really wanted to ask a question, but you didn’t because you knew in your heart that you wouldn’t be able to handle the answer? 💔
familywishes: All I can say it was a grand opening at uncle Rock’s bar, Mom had to leave a bit early due to an emergency at the office, she later called and told dad that she wouldn’t be home until morning. after the party Uncle Rock suggested that
sangoireseussian:daddy-frnk: hearse-in-reverse: bannerinthevalley: solitarylikeme: tinytazninja: dickrockerjanecrocker: blainedarling: heysammy: a-sorta-fairytale: imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
marauders4evr: Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton (From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)
You know it might be time for a new mattress when you feel more rested after sleeping 6 hours on the couch than 8-9 in your own bed
more and more of my old friends or exes are getting verrry close or have found my bun instagram or this tumblr, currently my old friend is telling me about all these pretty girls he started following and half of them are my mutuals lol uh hi
sometimes it really scares me knowing i only have like 2-3 friends because i fear that something would happen like us drifting apart or having a fight or them not liking me anymore and that would just leave me completely alone
to be honest tumblr may have weird ads going on or whatever since that wouldn’t be me doing it, so just make sure you have your protection enabled and adblock and everything when you’re on tumblr and everywhere tbh that’s the most i can say ;u;
Sometimes I wish it wasn’t just that I want to live in a smaller body. I would bring many health benefits.But I could never love it. Never accept it. I wouldn’t be validated as a woman. I wouldn’t feel safer. This body can’t give
Just how stupid nice wouldn’t it be if someone put their fingers in my panties and mocked me for how wet I am before sliding them in.
If I’d only been afab my desires would make so much sense and my mind be edged and reduced to candy cotton. Just how great wouldn’t it be
amaranthdesires:Interesting concept: How cool wouldn’t it be to have funny close kinky friends in the same cuntry that you could idk spend time with O.O
rincrowe: *Jazz music starts*Honestly, I wouldn’t be able to stay focus throughout the whole conversation. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
but really who would pay to watch me smoke weed topless.
