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pewpewart: if @jeetdoh ‘s yoghurt was a cop, she’d probably need at least half the forces budget for her food and tailor probably would only be a cop so that she could get free stuff from local donut shops and for confiscating “stolen” goods

I think we all knew where this was going…it’s time for crime and punishment, and for her to pay her dues to society for her bad things. It’s all fantasy, but we’ve both talked about how erotic and carnal it would be if a couple of cops

pajamaben: *knock knock knock* THIS IS THE POLICE COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP SO YOU CAN HUG ME. I AM SAD AND NEED COMFORTING

paddysnuffles:robphoton7:lotrlocked: weaselle: There was an arrest across the street from my place in Oakland one day – three cop cars with a bullhorn and guns out – and before I could even get out the gate there were a couple people posted up and

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA. If it was me though, I would call the cops. Thats technically illegal. At least where I live. Then Id wait for the cops to show and try to explain to these knobs that what they’re doing is illegal… and the reason

natty-pup: top4jock: The cop who arrested him told him he would be popular in prison. If his first night in jail was any indication, the cop would be right. After that first night, I’d do anything to get arrested again. I wonder how long it’ll

rwfan11: Cena … “It was you, wasn’t it? You grabbed my ass!” …… Oh, shit he caught me! :-) Guilty! ;) If I wrestled with John I know I would cop a feel…might just end up getting my ass kicked though :P

brookylnbby: itsratherimportant: Remember, Darren Wilson got married to another cop. The only conceivable reason to do this now is to for spousal testimony privilege. After learning about this, I have no doubt Wilson is guilty, his new wife knows

Why would I ever want to go home if you're here?

decepticooch: when i was little and played pokemon g/s for the first time my rival was named “???” because he says “my name is ???” and the cop asks you what his name was and i thought if i didnt answer right i would be arrested so i just said

biblogdude: This dude has a damn big one swinging in those sweat pants. If he was around me like that i would “accidentally” brush up against him and cop a feel. // // ]]>

adebisi-fett: mrskandymandy: lagonegirl: What was the cop trying to de-escalate? If he would’ve kept walking that woulda done it. Im glad he didn’t get shot #BlackLivesMatter #WalkingWhileBlack #StayWoke Probable cause…from bumping into

kravemychocolatekurves: alwaysbewoke: she pointed a gun at a cop and gets to live the story. she would be dead if she was black. fuck all the #alllivesmatter fuckas. #whiteprivilege So the officer didn’t fear for his life?

prozd: oh no, what a disaster that would be, can you imagine, if cops hesitated before murdering unarmed black peopleAnd which cop is Chicago police superintendent Garry McCarthy referring to? Oh, you know, Dante Servin, who was off-duty, had a verbal

everydayoutfits: odinsblog: pussypoppinlikepopcorn: prettyboyshyflizzy: themiseducationofjasia: adebisi-fett: mrskandymandy: lagonegirl: What was the cop trying to de-escalate? If he would’ve kept walking that woulda done it. Im glad he

Miley is the type of white girl that talks about being bout that life, but if she was ever I’m a situation where shit got real she would play the innocent white girl. Or be the bitch to call the cops when a fight breaks out

funkychocolate101: kravemychocolatekurves: alwaysbewoke: she pointed a gun at a cop and gets to live the story. she would be dead if she was black. fuck all the #alllivesmatter fuckas. #whiteprivilege So the officer didn’t fear for his life? I

hotjuicykat: matt5599: hotjuicykat: anti-social03: hotjuicykat: Driving with my tits out. You think the cops would give me a break if I was speeding? Lol. 😜💋😜💋 Damn those hooters 💋😘💋😘 Fuck her tits are nice Thank you 💋

hogtiedwhore:the-english-bounder:Loren had no choice but to accept the gag, It was either be tied up or have the cops arrest her. If the man remained true to his word, she might yet escape……the key word is ‘if’. he said he would let me go if he

zippo077: ‘Damn’ Angelina thought to herself, who would have thought could tie her up so well. She was babysitting her nephew, who asked her if he could tie her to chair as part of a game of cops and robbers - she didn’t see a problem with that

thisisnotlatinx: sexyboy1998: @everyone who says that if their ‘races’ were switched no one would care IT WAS THE SAME PROSECUTOR TOO!!-m The black teenager lunged at the cop (that’s how he got shot on top of his head) threatening to take

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