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elrondy: when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged
Does anyone remember that classic childhood burn where you went up to some poor sap and asked “What are you eating under there? To which they’d respond "Under where?”
exasperatingideas: Just beautiful. No funny witticisms, just beauty. I have recently pointed out to a lady who I’m beginning to feel warm squishy feelings for, but she has a real woman’s figure. Just perfect.
jndwrx: rudelyfe: insert-clever-witticism-here: deanza: localstarboy: THE BABY GOT ME WEAK 😂😂😂 #Fuckitupchallenge lmaooo he was in the WHOLE video 😂😂😂 Tumblr tried to block this from me. 😡 Me pulling up to the party
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