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cumdumpster9555: Dick Milker - n. A girl who can make a man ejaculate without him taking any action or moving at all. A true dick milker can ride on top and extract large amounts of sperm from a man without any help.
fuckyeahblowjobs: cart00nphysics: serum114: pertoleum: theycallmezulu: carlovely: keith p. rain awww man now I won’t be able to eat rockets without thinking about dicks. fuck how were you able to eat rockets without thinking about dicks before
dicks-on-girl: shemalesrule: In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again
datcatwhatcameback: lil-mizz-jay: A dick without balls is like pizza without crust It’s like “Here’s your cheese, pepperoni and sauce. *SHPLOP*” Like, dicks and balls go together They belong together Why would you separate them :( Dickgirls
also: noiz not being able to cum without at least two dicks inside him. noiz riding two dicks at once and loving every minute of it, slamming his hips down in desperation until he cums without any other stimulation. noiz covered in sweat and various
Without hesitation! White dick white heels, black dick black heels. Sounds fair!
Without speaking, he started to stroke himself, smiling down at me, still drunk with lust, grabbing ahold of his dick and pushing the head against my unexpectant lips. I opened my mouth and took his warm flesh in, the medicine taste of the rubber he’d
rainbowboy3: Hey brother… come back home… Don’t run away from me… You know that I can’t live without your dick up my ass… And I wanna fill your stomac with my BROTHERSPUNK.. So pleeaase… Come inside..
Without rap, I probably woulda been sellin’ dope in prison…With some Vera Wang khakis and Nolteychucks…Suckin’ the warden’s dick in the back of the bus…
bewbin: foodnun: hobgoblinhero: I have never said this before, nor will I ever likely say it again. I want to rub my dick on that velvety vehicle what happens when it rains then its velwet
mysticmayas: dont be mean to couples on valentines day like i know it can be a little disheartening but like if a couple is havin a special day together dont make fun of them or act like theyre gross thats just a dick move
envycamacho: do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
pineism: “your bra strap is showing” that’s my dick
hannahpooper: how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”
phukers: Play “Dick Too Bomb” at my funeral so my family knows how I died
rosaparking: chrispymoir: rosaparking: BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE You’ve never seen balls, have you? I HAD MY BFS BALLS IN MY MOUTH 5 HRS AGO
mcdolands: *looks at own dick* amazing
andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
gaaraofsburbia: applecranberry: ruraljackdaw: thetowndrugdealer: *sucks guys dick**dies of nut allergy* did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they
braydaaan: I don’t think boys that use girls for sex understand that girls tell everyone how small their dick was hahaha
jessepnkman: ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the
spermbanker: charmander-isthe-bomb: spermbanker: wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine….. or around my dick or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways
misterchekov: reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
bullied: maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality
stupidstagram: a man couldn’t get a woman to touch his dick so he shot people like that’s an actual thing that has occurred in the year 2014.. we can put people on the moon but we can’t teach boys that they aren’t entitled to a woman’s body.
forgivensam: dick-jenga: a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place” all the muggleborns
jesusinc: I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
hohoholdthefuckupson: silenthill: *puts my bro’s dick in my hand* see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
anotherpunk: “Your dress is too short.” Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
wheatdealer: *uses panorama to take dick pic*
silohouettes: The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
carlyreajepson: sofalcondone: I’m naked what’s up definitely not anyone’s dick
dashdrive: everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see
dialupmodem: frillyknickersxo: vspanther: shrimpfur: Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them “suck my dick” ok “bite me” hell yeah “kiss my ass” sure “Fuck you” well if you insist.
worldfam0us: Suck my dick, see if i care.
paragonpoint: world-of-420skeleton: rip dick butt gone but never forgotten
koalatea: 10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD.
neatpotatoes: when they say their dick is 8 inches
thechurchofbobsaget: I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
retiredjesus: georgewarshington: little george things :) did u just say your dicks little
disowns: when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out
pinchblog: Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for
bitchyafrican: dangergays: boys will go around judging girls if their asses and boobs aren’t exactly to their liking but the moment a girl isn’t impressed by their 4 inch dick they’re being “oppressed” and “have to conform to ridiculous
thetruegayicon: bromancing-the-stone: lepreax: the virgin table table most likely to go on a killing spree The biggest ego but smallest dick table
sittything: when boys send u dick pics send them this gif
jeni-thunder: With and without the Dick Roman teeth. Feel free to use images for graphics/coloring, etc, but credit back to me: jeni-thunder or Jeni Berry.
all my friends are playing splatoon without me weeps
dick–city: dats meagainbut without the tail
strugglingchastity:All silly boys should always be thinking of how to please women without their dicks. That should be a rule
without-the-o: I mean, I can’t say I understand, but if you really *want* to have your dick removed I guess I won’t stop you. I just.. how will I please you afterward?
adapto: Cant sleep without a dick up my ass
empty-sigh:Fuck I really can’t look at your pretty face without my dick throbbing this hard
