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sensualsirens: likes-to-squirt: For the follower who asked about masturbating at work… Pretty much THIS…sometimes you get to finish, other times you only get to bring yourself to the edge… http://sensualsirens.tumblr.com/
Dear people who know me IRL: STOP ASKING ME FOR MONEY! I’M NOT SOME DAMN LOAN BANK OFFICE! HALF OF YOU DON’T EVEN PAY ME BACK ANYWAY
the-bluebonnet-bandit: pigcatapult: The importance of “water is wet” studies should not be understated. Because now you have a study to point to when someone who doesn’t already know this asks you for a source, as opposed to relying on anecdotal
oopsabird: mishasminions: SO I WALK OUT OF MY ROOM AND THERE ARE STRANGE MEN IN MY HOUSE HAVING LUNCH..?WHAT’S GOING ONNOW THEY’RE INVITING ME TO HAVE LUNCH WITH THEMIN MY OWN PLACE.EXCUSE ME BUT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE? IF THEY ASK YOU TO
just-shower-thoughts:I wish I could reply ‘Why are you so loud and talkative’ to everyone who asks me ‘Why are you so quiet’, but it’s considered rude.
pondwitch: im that hex maniac in x/y who stands assdeep in a swamp and asks you if you are fond of the general concept of toxins
little-prince-stevie: iamapaperuniverse: What’s everyone doing? Who are you people following me? TALK TO ME!!! Ask me things, tell me a story. Let’s get crazy!! Have you ever fallen off the roof before? No, I’m afraid of heights and I’m
naughtylilcupcake: Fucking my throat…just like this….I assure you I will be dripping wet, if not cumming. carnamour: Basic training. Carnamour | Follow Us | Ask Us Who says you’ll get the freedom of gripping the pole?
msdeonb: browngirlblues: msdeonb: browngirlblues: I love meeting kinky, queer, nerdy women Hey boo Wanna read poetry to me while you sit in my face 👀 👀 *looks around* Who me?? You ain’t got ta ask me twice 🏃🏃🏃 omw 😋👅😏
imamisfittoy: freekumdress: boop Like why would you ever continue to speak on a topic you know nothing about? Who asked her anyway?
asiansissyloser: irishchavteens: I’m starting a new image series where I ask, you: “who would you fuck first”? Comment and say your favourite, looking forward to reading the dirty stories I’d get fucked by each of them instead in their own
kinkygirly: There you go especially for “http://eyeslikethewolf.tumblr.com/” who asked for a close up ass and pussy shot, imagine being that close, so close you could smell how turned on I was….love to see girls bumholes, have licked lots of mens
smellslikesomebullshit: dear men who feel like marriage is a trap and “taking away your freedom”, here’s a list of things you can do: - not get married - literally - just don’t fucking propose - and if she asks you, say no - don’t get her hopes
splendidum: I thought about this for a bit and here is my conclusion: Imagine that a man who wants to kill your parents knocks your door asking you where your parents are. The man has a gun and your parents are in their bedroom defenseless. But you have
To the anon who is asking me to text them -- I don't text strangers, so how's about you coming off anon first?
goddesswithinyou: “We had a lot of trouble with western mental health workers who came here immediately after the genocide and we had to ask some of them to leave.They came and their practice did not involve being outside in the sun where you begin
smellslikesomebullshit:dear men who feel like marriage is a trap and “taking away your freedom”, here’s a list of things you can do:- not get married - literally - just don’t fucking propose - and if she asks you, say no - don’t get her hopes
haveahiddles: ask-an-ace: The saga of animals who want you to know how great you are continues @dorianslover
neurotypical-karen: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: how do you respond to miscellaneous men who call you ‘sweetheart’? When I worked at a bar when at the tender age of 15, I found asking men like that to stop just makes them slither away from blame
i-choose-you-egobang: chefpyro: if anyone ever asks you who the game grumps are just show them this vine Where is the lie tho
pigcatapult: The importance of “water is wet” studies should not be understated. Because now you have a study to point to when someone who doesn’t already know this asks you for a source, as opposed to relying on anecdotal evidence or “common
Don't fuck w/ niggas who don't ask you if you're hungry
kendallroy: idk who needs to hear this but when your english teacher asks you to explain why an author chose to use a specific metaphor or literary device, it’s not because you won’t be able to function in real-world society without the essential
worthlessclericbuild:hellsite-yano:pissvortex:for everyone asking why it’s bad to have sex with and marry a 90 year old man with dementia who thinks you’re his dead wife so that you can take his money: please remove your brain from your skull and
coffeepeople:coffeepeople:coffeepeople:One time a friend told me that if she wanted to have a chill night she would come to me and ask for tea and a book to read. I didn’t like tea at the time, but I always made sure my cupboards had them in case she
my-darling-boy:my-darling-boy: my-darling-boy: I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome For those of you who asked, I have made a sewing
People who are like “asking for consent ruins the moment” have no imagination.
glacecakes: glacecakes: I accidentally came out to my parents after my surgery Basically the nurse has to ask you who you are, standard procedure yeah?Except I answered “I’m lesbian”
randomeasysimple: When someone who is the the same gender as you is super hot and they ask you what your sexuality is
A drunk woman approached Lana and asked ‘What’s this crowd here for? Who are you? What are you famous for?’
stonedpervert: If you go by the gentile description of the devil/satan then the above may make sense but if you go by how other religions and faiths describe him, then the so-called “dark knight” is a rapist, a child eater, someone who asks for human
felkinamk2: “Well with the way things are now… I can focus on pleasing a handful of you loyal perverts… but let’s be fair… if I asked you to line up and take turns, nobody is going to do that… mmm but the one who got nice and deep into my
caligulasaquarikim: if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is just look up at the sky and go ‘it’s jesus jesus is our man’
796030: would like to be eaten out for at least half an hour by someone who truly enjoys giving oral cause I haven’t had that yet. u guys expect to be given head for a good 20-30 minutes straight and when a girl asks you to go down on her, you do the
cravehiminallways212: Who’s asking you to stop…? 💋 You are my favorite addiction…. And I don’t ever want to be clean again….💋
hipsncurvesplus: hipsncurvesplus: Hope you all enjoy… For anyone who asks, I got it as a gift. Fredricks of Hollywood XL…. Enjoy.. yourfool77 Love you too! Hugs and love to everyone else as well. Lots of room for love!
inside-jays-head: There’s no shame in my game. I’ll openly admit I love the taste of you. I’ll tell everyone how I get off by getting you off with my mouth. I’ll tell anyone who asks how it makes me feel like I’m the king of the fucking world
likes-to-squirt: For the follower who asked about masturbating at work… Pretty much THIS…sometimes you get to finish, other times you only get to bring yourself to the edge…
nezumis-magical-cockasaurus: moyashichan: prince-enrique: thehealinghandalchemist: princesstotheflame: 13daysuntilforever: ask-cream-ale: lindseys-sister: meeg-unhinged: iamsomethingoffensive: Instant re-blog Oh, hey, relevant. All of you.
cheatersandcucks: Your girlfriend’s sister showed up at your house one day in tears. “Is my sister here?” she asked. “No,” you said. “She got called into work. Come on in, though.” You brought her inside and sat her down
daddys-dirty-world: daddydomswetkitten: Waiting patiently on your knees, asking for your well deserved spankings, thanking him when he’s done and begging for him to let you cum is the perfect recipe for pure ecstasy….. … You have the best
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seulmates: virgoassbitch: Why do men always have to act like they gotta teach you shit… like?? I don’t know who fuckin asked you but it sure wasn’t me so keep your motivation speeches to yourself every interaction with a man is a combination TED
becircen: safeword: glitterswitch: stickdom: For all of those who asked for how to spank quietly! RIDING CROP and consider doing the opposite of this if you’re in a space where you don’t need to worry about volume… the louder the spanking,
twistedbutchknight: The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that
we-cant-wait: moriarty: tyleroakley: “What kind of Asian are you?” OMFG I LOST IT AT HER BRIT IMPRESSION FUCK YES! Being half Korean, I hate people who ask shit like that. Like for real? I’m an American you dumb fuck.
kiwikiwiandkiwi: What’s the oldest person who’s asked you to do that (call people bitch)?She was probably pushing a good 90, 95. I’m not even kidding! This woman comes up to me, and she’s like “Oh my god, I love you so much!”. And she’s
goodbussy: For the person who asked for these to be in one post. Here you go. Don’t say I’ve never done anything for you.
milkjunkie13: Ok milkjunkies, tell me who wouldn’t love this everyday of your life? Guys, I don’t really need to ask you because Idk one of you that would say no however… Hucows, MilkMaids, wet-nurses and all other lovely lactating lady out there
o-k-a-y-4: porcelain-butterfly99: 0kay4: ✖️ This is what I always want to ask everyone who looks at me You’re Beautiful babe inside and out side.❤️✖️
agayboy: coochiejuice: pomopunx: coochiejuice: People who buy panties from the thrift store Lemme ask you Do you even love yourself some people are living in poverty and have to? idk A fresh pair of panties is 97 cents at walmart try again
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twistedbutchknight:The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that