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blueandbusted: “My sister said I should wear some of my bikinis around you while she has you locked in the Erection Punisher. She wants to see if you’re the kind of sick pervert who would have dirty thoughts about a young girl. If you are, I think
fariharoisin: cummingsooon: shaolinbynature: Tiffany Haddish getting drunk and telling the story of Rose Valland, an art curator who recovered stolen art from the Nazis during WWII, is everything I’ve never thought I needed in life. Someone PLEASE
@mommadearest69, who’d have thought I’d love this song so much. Lol
micdotcom: Climate change deniers will have a hard time explaining this one. Reblogging this, but I found much of this too hard to read. I never thought I’d live to see the ice caps disappear.
I looked to the sidebar just now and noticed this by complete chance :O A huge “thank you” goes out to all my wonderful followers! Especially those who have stayed with me ever since last October :)
fuku-shuu: Collection of Official Otayuri Merch! I previous had these in separate posts here, here, and here, but with the new fourth batch (And many more to be released), I thought a masterpost would probably be more appropriate :) From the top left
titaniumrabbit: 2kittensinacup: 2kittensinacup: Elon Musk reposted fan art of 2b with out permission and now everyone’s like “oh no i thought he was a nice guy now we have to unfollow him” i hate that fucking website
ricki-minaj: Ellen as Nicki Minaj for Halloween Who’d have thought Ellen could actually look hot
just-shower-thoughts: Future Me is constantly fucked over by Present Me, who should have learned after being fucked over by Past Me
thoughtsofmen: big-and-hot: big and hot… And who would have ever thought that your sister would be the best fuck you ever had!
disneyfolk: There’s something sweet and almost kind. But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined. And now he’s dear and so unsure. I wonder why I didn’t see it there before. New and a bit alarming. Who’d have ever thought that this could
daddynhisgoodslut: Those comparison pics always make the laugh. So I thought I’d do a spoof. :) And to the girl in high school that called me pencil dick…I think it’s clear who is having the last laugh. ;) lol
kittievamp: Mmmmmm human cum is soooo yummy. Who ever would have thought. I just might get into fucking them. How they always hunger for my body and suckle on my breasts. Mmmmmmmm
alli3pie: liiquidlogic: blasphemiess: liiquidlogic: Seriously, I’m really not the most confident guy sexually who would’ve thought I’d have a gif like this on 16k notes! Ohhh my god Niam and Allie.CANNOT UNSEEEEEE YOU LOV3 IT so thats the
with-my-green-gloves: who’d have fucking thought that the first big fandom fad of 2014 would be Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared DON’T HUG ME I’M FUCKING SCARED WE ARE GLEEFULLY OBSESSING OVER ANTHROPOMORPHIC PUPPETS FROM HELL
kimmybabygirl4deepbreeding: Summer is coming to an end and Fall is on it’s way. I thought I’d give my secluded beach area one more try before the weather changes. As usual I waited to see who will have the courage to climb on top of me… This
tigerfan371: I never would have thought in a million years that I’d be spreading my legs everyday begging my brother to do whatever he wanted to me. It started months ago when we were both high. When we realized who each other was it made us both hornier
Maybe this time I’ll have better luck. But who knows, I thought that last time too and we all know how that ended.
thefagmag: Men who suddenly have second thoughts
terriblemothers: I hope that when I go to Heaven I get an alphabetized list of all the people who have thought of me while masturbating
I thought of this last night for people who are having troubles identifying their sexual orientation.
slothblog: when I was way younger my teacher brought up saddam hussein in class and I asked her who that is and she gave me such a shocked look and was like “out of everyone i would have thought that you would know” I was a child. A grown woman
renaissanceamazon: I never would have thought that it would be so hard for me to find a man who stimulates my mind and body.Connectpal.com/CopperShowGirl
shroudedexcitement: I have a random, weird fantasy of my fiancé doing things with other men. It’s a strange one, and something that is definitely my nightmare..until I’m horny :/ It’s a whole load of different thoughts and scenarios, but in all
myeroticbunny: I thought it would be exciting to watch my wife fuck and it was…but eventually he pushed his big cock in deeper and stretched her wider than I ever have and the effect it had on my wife was stunning. No longer sweet and mildly passionate,
c-inefilia: “Before I saw Angelopoulos’s film, I, who had been brought up without a father, would never have thought that I would discover him in the image of a tree. This last scene of Landscape in the Mist was a revelation for me. It is a unique,
After Mr. Crude pulled out and got off the bed, Rachel pressed her thighs together tightly.“Are you okay?” he asked.“Yeah… that was a lot more than I expected, in more ways than one! Who would’ve thought that my professor would have such
madhous: Companions, huh… Who would’ve thought I’d ever have them again…
teasay: celebs who have actually killed people
loveofromance: New and a bit alarming. Who’d have ever thought that this could be?
john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty: texasgunnersmate: subtomt: Could have seen that coming Mr. Darwin. I laughed way too fucking hard and I knew what was going to happen. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
goldenangelll:there is so much anger in me. so much sadness. i don’t know who i am without it. i have lived with this pain for so long it is now a part of me. there is tragedy in my veins and i can not escape it. - l.r // some people are born tragedies
perfectfeelings: “Have you ever been so sad that you just want to be left alone, but at the same time you wish there was someone who you can talk to?” —
sebastian46: My ass, who has perverted thoughts about having their way with it? Let me know perverts
i just want a boy who touches me distractedly like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching
Honestly though, one of the grossest things ever are people who make stereotypes on what a strong female character should be like/look like. People think that in order for the female character to appear strong then she needs to look like some rough
secretsinthesuburbs: darkbdsmtext: You make Me have thoughts that are so Fucking FILTHY Thank You. You know who….
shamrock006: Yes they do… and you have to love the ones who show their thoughts towards fucking…
mandaflewaway: I am making a point to distance myself from people who I never thought I’d have to. Plus, even more sad, is that I highly doubt they will even notice.
johnniewaswolf: Listen if I could post my face for like 10 minutes and know that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE would reblog it, I would But I can’t I have thought about it a lot. There are just too many people who won’t listen. I know it.
hidingindaisies: do you ever just wonder how tumblr pictures came to be? Like who the fuck would have thought to put grass in their keyboard like, “lets take a picture of my keyboard with grass in it. it will so get 5 mil notes”
What if I had someone to kiss and strap down and force orgasm til she have no words left in her. Then bath and pamper her and snuggles and sleep by the fire and long sleep in watch blockbuster nonsense with.
MaybeThe only place I belong is in compulsory care on psychiatric ward. At least people there are nice and caring. Professionally so but still. Not having free movement was seriously bad tho. I wish being alive could be a good thing although that seems
So what’s the odds for a non passing 30+ transgender woman with no form of physical or mental experience of irl friends or relationship to find a a friend or a girlfriend. Having a theory that lifelong loneliness is a red flag.
I really don’t have the mental capacity to understand why everyone says it is important to remember not to change yourself for anyone. And how apparently no matter where you are in life, you will find people who share common interests and appreciate
I’m so deeply ashamed over that I just can’t seem to find a way of not becoming jealous of seeing people who have friends.
Cool but like who’ll gently bully me for having so tiny tits or to tight ass or no pussy and a girl cock. And not taking my anal training seriously?Men dni
tear-dropp:peopIe who fall asleep right away freak me out. don’t u bitches have thoughts ????
marasartstuff: C’mon, I can’t be the only one who wanted/thought this
pearl-likes-pi: mother who tries to impress her new born child I saw this vine and I immediately thought THIS IS THE MOST PEARL THING IVE EVER SEEN , AHHHH Continue sending me suggestions for my SU to Vines video pls
chakyland: Tell me im not the only one who thought about that
The 2 guys were drunk as fuck and trying to walk when the 1 guy falls down backwards and into this girl who was looking at her phone while walking behind them. She must have thought he did it on purpose to feel her leg with his back cause she hauled off
joe2bb: proto-humanoid: Abs. warriormale HERE: “WITHOUT A SHIRT A MAN’S MUSCLE IS EVIDENT FOR ALL TO SEE” WHO’D EVER THOUGHT OF THAT ? MANY BODYBUILDERS HAVE A COMPULSIVE URGE TO SHOW WHAT THEY’VE GOT - NOW LET’S WAIT UNTIL
twilightsparklesharem: jackle-app: meowmeowparadise: derpygrooves: Holy shit! That’s what Berry Punch was dressed as for Nightmare Night!! w h o a BERRY YOU SUPER GOOD PONY Now that’s one long setup. Well who’d have thought! Berry’s
Arts! … Also, i am streaming RIGHT NOW while i begin colouring this. Who’d have thought that’d ever happen again?!? like omfg!!!!!1 Come hang out if you want :3 -> http://www.livestream.com/monoceros Done for tonight. Stay tuned
BTW, i’m not sure i should post those “reverse TMI” asks. I probably should have thought about it beforehand and made it clear whether or not i planned to post them. But i’m not sure if the people who submitted them wanted them public since i
