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When sfm crashes out of nowhere and proceeds to crash when you load the backup save
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
sweetlostlittleprincess: I love it when you hold me against the wall and slam your cock hard into my tight holes.~Sweetest Sarah
Look closely my pet, watch the fire of rebellion in your eyes diminish and extinguish as you become nothing more than my fuck toy, an instrument of my pleasure, a piece of meat. Then admire the smile as it spreads across your slutty little face when you
taratheslut: That satisfaction when you present both holes to him, and he picks your ass.
When you watched …the foreplay reminded you of when your wife masturbates you … but … his cock is much larger, he doesn’t come before entering her pussy, you never make her come twice…
When you asked your wife, “What are you thinking about?” you didn’t expect her to say, “I was trying to figure out how to tell you that while you were away I had sex with my boss in our marital bed, and that I want you to let me
You thought of saying, “No! Wait!” but the words didn’t come out. When you saw his cock entering your wife’s pussy, when you let it happen, you no longer saw yourself as a man.
You never expected to see your wife leave the party with another man, nor that when you followed them you’d hear her say, “you’ve made me so wet, fuck me right here,” and much less that you wouldn’t dare to interrupt them.
When you see someone hot for the first time!
The Turbans - When You Dance (1955)
when you tell your friend treat yoself after you offer to pay and neither of you realize the beer costs พ haha
When Somebody Says That The Japanese Style Is Too Cute For You
curiousdeviant: I’ve seen this come across my dash three times now. I have to reblog and comment because it’s clearly haunting me. It just captures that rare moment when you feel the cum squirt inside you. The first (and only) time I
When somebody takes something from you and you're not in the mood to play...
"You're in BIG TROUBLE."
Chicago - When You’re Good To Mama (via kualitee88) “When you’re good to mama, mama’s good to you!” Which is so very very true IRL.
That brilliant moment when you think you have a chance with the guy...
The awkward moment when you hit puberty...
When you finally finish your homework:
Cute things only introverted BFFS can relate to….When you broke good news amongst the other boys, you knew never to show emotion. When alone together, you would suddenly find your lips meeting Join the Masochistic Emasculation Fetish reddit group
when you’ve just won the World Cup and you suddenly realize that you forgot to turn off the lights at home
when u low key hate your job but you gotta fake a smile cos it pays well
Brain: hey friend! You forgot to go to the bathroom this morning when you got up! Just FYI :3Me: …….ahem.. *pretends not to hear Brain and looks the other way*
Nobody likes you when you’re 23
“When You Were Young” by the Noisettes
“When You Were Young” by Taking Back Sunday
onlyblackgirl: profoundsavage: You better let his ass know girl yes. love yourself WHy men so bitter when women be loving themselves? Cause then they can’t guilt and pressure girls into bad relationships with them as easily when that happens
You Know You're Trans* When: #1746 When you learned that phone radiation can potentially cause cancer, you kept your phone in your binder. Even when it isn’t scientifically proven.
savagelyrandom: When you first post your art: When you do an “evening reblog” because nobody liked or reblogged it:
you know you’re finally a “photographer” when you wake up to sunrise light steaming in your room and even though you’re dead tired and only got 4 hours sleep you get up and shoot tf out of it anyway
vahnitr: vahnitr: the older you get the more conscious you need to be about kids in fandom spaces…. things is different now. might have been “okay” to talk about smutty shit with adults back when you was a kid on livejournal in 2001 but its 2017
When you lose your phone in the middle of a good fic...
kaarchin: When you start opening up to people
insangelous: “I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after
When you thirsty as all hell even after releasing multiple times and it still doesn’t quench the thirst!
bagmilk: when you pretend to be sick but your parents still make you go to school
rosetylerandten: fetuses do not think they do not “scream out” when they are aborted they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion they aren’t “sad” when you abort them they do not “realize
oxfordsandafros: kingjaffejoffer: ashrae89: its-a-different-world: puffsaddy: tillerboomin: tillerboomin: “Kc and Jojo at the hot summer night jam”When you gotta perform but you hungry He said when you leave me hungry lmaoooo fucking crying.
clarknokent: lepetitereina: postsforwife: localstarboy: Say it loud, Congressman. “I don’t have to be nice to nobody when you’re being nasty to poor people.” #KillTheBill Alcee Hastings, Florida rep The ever present tone policing like.
Jane Hammond - When You Wish, 2008.
The worst feeling in the world is when you know you’re unwanted by someone you like or when you’re just unwanted by fucking everyone. A boy hasn’t told me he’s liked me for like 3 years. I am eating every single feeling I have
When people from the past re-add you on tumblr to essentially spy on you….Like, gurl,You ain’t slick sis.
kissmme: sharing a bed is so much more significant when you’re not able to do it every day waking up and being able to reach across and touch them, feel the warmth of their body I remember seeing someone’s comment saying “it looks like he
tylerknott: Secret life tip: treat all living things with the same fascination, adoration, and wide eyed wonder and love as when you were a child, and suddenly, the WHOLE WORLD transforms itself into the best playground ever. Try it. You will see.
time sure does fly when you're
atrofiarte: Pese a todo el show de complejo Rockstar que tuvo Amy Lee en su momento, este disco y en concreto este tema fueron re emblema mío, jaja. Evanescence - Call me when you’re Sober
when you paint your nails but then realize how horny you are
feat: that awkward moment when you reblog something you didn’t mean to reblog and you stress to delete it before anyone sees it
mr-elementle: jellyfish-rights: zerofarad: afabbaeddel: lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own “God may judge you
when people delete my caption it makes me annoyed but when you reblog a picture that I just posted straight from me and you delete the caption?? im coming to kick your shins
when you get a new ringtone and you’re waiting on someone to call you just so you can hear it
you know you're a dancer when
you know that feeling when you lose to paying an overdraft fee? where you just feel a bit emptier inside? you know you just put money in the bank and it’s already gone out the window before you even walk back to your car. hopelessness.
I kind of hate how as a kid you have it wired in to you to WANT to be able to drink coffee so bad but then when you’re an adult you wish you didn’t NEED coffee just to be able to finish a sentence in the morning
fakethenip-deactivated20220809:being gay without an instagram is so funny cuz i’ll meet ppl and they’ll be like “what’s your insta” and when you say you don’t have when they’ll just never talk to you again
when you’re gone … on We Heart It.
pretty when you cry on We Heart It.
deductionking: when you finally accept that you ship a certain ship
If you find someone’s personal profile that you know ~in real life~ and either A) shame them for the content or B) tell others when you have no business doing that, you are the LOWEST kind of person when it comes to social norms. So it’s totally fine
