when you text me : NSFW Tumblr

HOME | BLOGS | TAGS | CONTACT

NSFW Tumblr

NSFW Tumblr

PinDuck

find when you text me on porn pin board

ClipFuck

when you text me clips

StoPorn

when you text me videos

emper-or: Get this to 50,000 just because i want to be able to say to Cat in our old age: “remember that fucking 50k tumblr post from when you texted me on Thanksgiving 2013?”

This is how I felt today when I saw you. When you text me :)

zviavner: 22 I liked this one, early yesterday morning, while I was still in bed, running through my mental checklists of all the things I had to get done before I saw you again. When you sent me the text yesterday morning about my belly, I just about

cucuyandbruja: You text me begging for a reason why your husband cheats on you with me. When I text you this back, you understand why…

Send me nudes when you get home so i know you're safe

mysexymindgames: I feel so helpless when you text me instructions before work. I really wasn’t planning to do this, I’ve got a lot of things I need to get done. But here I go anyway - you really do own me, you bastard. “Panties down to your

When I like someone I don’t hold back, I show out so if you make me feel uncomfortable about it you lucked out cause there is no in between for me

sadxmachine: •drive safe •text me when you’re home safe •choke me harder •I can’t wait to see you •I’m proud of you

When you’re semi-fucking in the pool and your dog randomly comes out of nowhere and starts licking your head and face.

Monday night When you have fifty egg yolks to use… you spend your evening making ice cream and lemon curd.

hungryfatman:brendakthedonutgirl:chubby-ronnie:mortarandsquishle:FUCK. Okay, it’s so incredibly hot to me how inevitable obesity can become when you do this to yourself??!Like, the more you eat, the bigger your stomach expands, the more you can

thedesire: “I’m in love with you. And I love that I’m in love with you. I love the feelings. The happiness when I think of you, the butterflies when you text me, the excitement I get when I know I’ll get to see you. It’s amazing. And you’re

You know what causes me a shitton of anxiety? When boys I barely know are texting me and I can feel the “do you wanna hang out” coming on. *responds as little and as dully as possible* This is a reason I’m still stuck on dean. I KNOW

text-posters: my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor

evil-dead-head: I know that I’m late to the party, as usual, but I really wanted to get this one in. Ahem Bud, there can be only one. :) wordsmatty Bud: EDH texted me when this came in and I’m soooo glad he did (haha if only you could see my response

People should understand that when you befriend me I am as loyal as a dog to you.

dancer-me:I hit 1,600 posts today after joining tumblr in spring 2021 and thought “oouuu what a nice neat number.” It got me thinking - what’s everyone’s post count? Reblog with your post number and maybe when you joined Tumblr?

text-posters: my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor

blackxanax:The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort

eridone: when u start typing and then the other person starts typing and you both erase your messages to let the other talk first

neversarcastic:When the bae thinks ur trying to cuddle but really you are just sapping their warmth to fuel your own reptilian body

jordan-reet: Jordan: Because you know me so well darlin’. Anna: Do you have an accent when you say darlin’?

Text to Jordan: Found a lost video clip from our stay in the beach house - y'know, when you wouldn’t put the camera down and insisted on filming me the next morning? Haha.

cucuyandbruja: You text me begging for a reason why your husband cheats on you with me. When I text you this back, you understand why…

kinkyquotes: When you text me long sweet messages about how you’re going to fuck me hard. 😍Gotta love sweet messages like that 😈😉👉 Like AND TAG SOMEONE! 😀 This is Kinky quotes and these are all our original quotes! Follow us! ❤ 👉

Why is it when you’re finally starting to move in a little, they wanna text you asking to hang out??

When I'm trying to get over you, and you text me.

haveabowlofwhore: you know when you text someone and they don’t text you back and you suddenly feel like you’ve just made the biggest mistake of your life by texting them and not being important enough to get a text back do you feel me

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan: how do you expect me to start getting up at 7am when ive been going to bed at 7am for two weeks

staypozitive: I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it more. When you constantly tell me you miss me, or get worried when I don’t respond quickly. Because it shows that you actually care about me, and if I truly like you, nothing you do will

artificialimperialism: myuncertainlife: fandom-fox: spoopyphilia: did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died This post fucked me up. It’s actually because you’re

Text me when you miss me

youknowyouwantsit: When you ask him who this bitch texting his phone and he start stuttering!

greenekangaroo:“What’s stopping you from-”Money. Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it.

o-natah: seriously though, how great is it when someone texts you when they’re drunk. like, they’re out socialising at a party, and still want to talk to you. their brain isn’t even functioning properly, but they still talk to you. drunk texts

dilfgosh: when you open a text just to get rid of the notification

noshirtnoblouse: i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back Wow. I am the person that guys come to when their all nervous about talking to girls. Fuck.

emper-or: Get this to 50,000 just because i want to be able to say to Cat in our old age: “remember that fucking 50k tumblr post from when you texted me on Thanksgiving 2013?”

I like it when you text me first.

wildhogs2007: Me in 2015, a time when texts are never actually lost: When did you text me? No I never got it. I’m so sorry :( I totally would have if I knew :(

x187hurex: peek-a-fuckin-boo: If i pause netflix when you text me, you mean something. 💸

princess–kittyy: tobamory: weloveshortvideos: When your best friend calls @jaded-misfits @alpha–mermaid when you text me first thing in the morning 💕 Omg this is the cutest thing ever. First thing I do when I wake up is check for Kitty

flame: “when i text you it means i miss you.” — when i don’t text you it means i’m waiting for you to miss me. (via gosh)

perfectfeelings: “I’m in love with you. And I love that I’m in love with you. I love the feelings. The happiness when I think of you, the butterflies when you text me, the excitement I get when I know I’ll get to see you. It’s amazing. And

jordis-bodega: b0orn-sinner: I like it when you text me first because it’s reassurance to me that I’m not the only one that’s been thinking of you. Bruh

you know when you have no motivation to do like anything yeah thats basically me right now

faineemae: bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

whitegurl702: I have time to do a quickie or then it be after 2 today I need to do something between 9:30-12/1ish. Vegas guy if you wake up with a hard on let me know i come help you. $$$$$轵-221-7669 When you text me ask what the special is.

heytheredali: Don’t be afraid to be “too much.” Call me 5 times a day because you wanna hear my voice or something came up and you wanna tell me immediately. Text me 12 times in a row when I don’t answer fast enough. Leave me cute texts when you

tes1a: RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

imbarely: that moment when you want to study hard to make your parents proud but you can’t stop playing your phone even tho no one texts you

asapwalky: Triple text me, gas me up, call me, text back fast, be all up on me when you see me, just show me and tell me how much you love me. I love that clingy shit and I need to feel wanted

Text me when you miss me

depresseddisneyprincess: “I eventually realized the flutter in my heart when you texted me wasn’t worth the pain in my heart when you didn’t.” — (k.c)

sonypraystation: i really am a “text me if you need something” person. like unless i have something specific to talk about, i don’t usually initiate a conversation. if you wanna talk just to talk then im all here but dont take me not hittin you

nicolebradyyy: “I could feel my body jump with excitement when you texted me… I still check my phone every minute, every hour, for a text from you… I feel empty without you”-bmn @peterrsgf @brokenwingedangel99

I think I figured out how to figure out a guys intention without it being all deep, ima just ask “you wanna hang out all the time or just when you want?” Cause that’s a major key for me

When you forget you’re getting your deposit back >>

1 2