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When you have a handsome hunk and an adorable dog, the caption just writes itself.http://builtbytallsteve.blogspot.com
When I talked about how to find the g-spot… well, something like this would work ;) Oh, anon writes: thank you sooooo much for all the tips on getting the g-spot! i told my boyfriend about them and the results were, urm, interesting.. ;) Yay,
When you ask your friend to write your bio for your gig
When my child turns 11 I am going to write them a letter to Hogwarts. Once they open the letter, we will take a trip to Wizarding World and buy them all of the supplies they need to go to Hogwarts. After our trip I will tell them, “Of course it is happeni
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writing-in-the-rain: eorlsdotter: la-sicilienne: Reactions of people when you’re speaking their language. Is this true for you?http://is.gd/memrise WITH SWEDISH IT GOES THE SAME AS WITH GERMAN For England it’s “Hey check it out they’re learning
When you come across a pen that writes absolutely beautifully and smoothly.
when people writes like Thhhhíz $hiz i go like...
When someone replies with "K" after you write a paragraph.
When the teacher doesn't make you write out the questions
When a teacher grades your paper & writes a note on it in cursive...
When a teacher tells me to write a 1000 word essay,
Writing exercises are fun when they involve omo! Wetting scene - 500 words or less
when other people draw/write your otp/favorite character you can either feel like thisor like this
When I’ve got fanfic on my mind and I’m trying to sleep, sometimes I’ll just sort of get stuck between awake and asleep where I’m half-planning out a fic and it turns into a lucid dream.So now I’ve got a Zircon/Emerald fic I want to write in
When I’m writing my fanfics I use Ctrl F to see how many times I’ve used a particular word in the previous chapters. D: Well, out of 36k words, this ain’t too bad…
When you write feminist fetish fiction, but other feminist blogs block you for being NSFW
When bad little girls just don’t want to listen. Spankings and line writing usually solves the problem.
writing-prompt-s: Everytime you fall in love, you lose a part of your soul to the person you love. Everytime someone falls in love with you, you get a piece of their soul. You die when you run out of soul to give. History only knows of two immortals so
When I finished my time as a Pussyboy, I took a minute to write down what I learned and sent it to Belle. She later shared it with Amelia. I reproduce it here, edited only slightly. “Thank you, ma'am, for allowing me to serve you this week. And
writing-in-the-rain:eorlsdotter: la-sicilienne: Reactions of people when you’re speaking their language. Is this true for you?http://is.gd/memrise WITH SWEDISH IT GOES THE SAME AS WITH GERMAN For England it’s “Hey check it out they’re learning
When I was a 5th year in college and playing Super Mario Galaxy, I’d do it for hours while listening to Marian McPartland’s Piano Jazz. (It counted as “studying” ‘cause I was writing a paper on her, and I was playing jazz
When the conductor says something and ask you to write it in your part
writing-prompt-s: every person is born with the taco bell logo tattooed on their forehead. the logo changes colors like the tumblr logo during pride month when the person who is going to t-bone you in a 4 way intersection is nearby. one day your taco
When people ask how my writing’s going
When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next
when that ‘oneshot’ you’re writing turns into a chaptered fic, and suddenly you’re 20k in with no end in sight
When someone says that they’re impressed or surprised that I write well, or that I know a lot about a certain area of study, or that I did math right, or spelled an uncommon word properly, or that I have strong opinions, or that I can do public
When people write to me telling me what I should have done in a video, but they never actually watched the video, just saw some preview photos, and it actually includes exactly what they were telling me. -_-
When you’ve got real word responsibilities, but you would rather read/write fanfiction
When I write one really good line
When your muse doesn't cooperate when you're writing
When people write fuck like this: f**k
When I write "They" in an essay, and the teacher says, "They? Who's they?"
When did I become the person writing three different WIP in two different fandoms with three different ships?
When is the appropriate amount of time to de-anon a fic and put it up on a different site? I should be done with something I’m writing for a kink meme within three days and I want to put it up on AO3 when I can, because I’m actually pretty
When you start naming your projects like this, you know something’s wrong with you. I was supposed to write the damn challenge. Well, looks like I’m gonna write this first. *sighs*
When the story makes you write things you didn’t plan to
When you’re motivated to write smut out of spite
write-me-like-virginia-did: when anaïs nin said “i dont want worship. i want understanding” company: girlswhorunmyfandoms: anne carson company: when kafka said “all the love in the world is useless when there is total lack of understanding”
internetexplorers: *subtle hints of self hatred in everything i say*
when a teacher grades your paper & writes a note on it in cursive...
writing-prompt-s:every person is born with the taco bell logo tattooed on their forehead. the logo changes colors like the tumblr logo during pride month when the person who is going to t-bone you in a 4 way intersection is nearby. one day your taco bell
when u try writing genosai but u using the swype keyboard and it writes senpai instead
writing-prompt-s: klubbhead: writing-prompt-s: Someone screwed up your reincarnation papers, and you’re reborn as yourself. You start your whole life over, with all the knowledge and wisdom (or lack thereof) you had when you died.
writing-prompt-s: humans can’t dream, they just haven’t learned how to control their teleporting powers when they’re unconscious, which is why they can’t fully remember what happened when they wake up. Each dream is actually a parallel universe.
writing-prompt-s: You’re in bed with a terrible cold when you look up to see Death sitting in chair on the other side of the room. He is reading a thick book when he looks up and says, “Don’t worry. Take your time. I just started this….”
writing-prompt-s: You are studying in a crowded library when you get a phone call. You ask a person sitting near you to watch your stuff and they respond with “I will guard it with my life”. When you return, the person is beaten and bloody with a
writing-prompt-s: When you die, you pass into the after-life wearing the same clothes when you died. You just died wearing nothing but “Are You Nasty?” underwear and now you gotta explain why to your deceased family.
writing-prompt-s: la-z00m: writing-prompt-s: The year is 2045, Tumblr announces it’s shutting down its site when the last post queued (or scheduled) is finally posted. You have the last scheduled post. The post is the most important one you will ever
writing-and-nutmeg:When you write an amazing line and can’t tell if you’re a genius or just accidentally plagiarized it from a book you read seven years ago:
When guys post like "Dear Diary" statuses about their lives or complaining, I always chuckle knowing my Dad and all the men in my family wouldn't be caught dead writing like that. In fact, they'd probably rather be dead than write like girls who just
writing-prompt-s:autumnimagining:bethanythemartian:writing-prompt-s: You’re a daycare worker, watching over toddlers, when the imminent end of the world is announced. It becomes increasingly clear none of the kids’ parents are going to show up as
