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Hi and welcome to i used to ship these two when i was young and i sTILL DO NOW <3

When I was a kid, one of my favourite pizzas was what I called “Donald Duck pizza”—anchovies and pineapple. It was from a story where The Duck, in typical Duck fashion, threw a fit because his nephews wouldn’t eat his “disgusting” pizza.So,

I made her when I was a kid.If you think she’s creepy already; you ain’t seen nothin yet.Apparently, I thought she needed a butt crack… For some reason.Before you ask, I have no fucking idea why I wrote steamy unicorn on her back.It&rsq

When cleaning I found a joke book from when I was a kid.

rnusicality: fun statistics for adults! “when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself” -Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: Ū,550 -Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: ฽,800 -Minimum Wage, 1970: ũ.45 -Minimum

butchlizbian:riverkhamsin:talesfromtreatment:avoiding-claws:vetisntdead:shityouhearatvetschool:“I’ve only ever seen two nice Shar Peis and both of them were terminally ill and died within 2 weeks.”Similarly, I’ve had to euthanaze the only nice

When I was a kid, I used to lie on the swings at the park like this because I could pretend I was lying across someone’s lap getting spanked. I was a strange child. I was looking for something else and rediscovered this photoset of Zoe Montana from

When cleaning I found a joke book from when I was a kid.

when i was a kid in japan, say 10 or so, there was a neighbor who lived next to my grandparents. they were elderly people, but they had an older son who lived with them (much older, this was 1992 and he was maybe 26) and that was unusual in and of itself.

when i was a fifteen year old in chicago who was subconsciously trying to kill himself because he was miserable with depression, anxiety and feelings of worthlessness i used to walk around downtown and southside late at night and swing on total strangers

when i was a kid, “experimenting” with drugs didn’t involve heron or cocaine. it was just smoking weed and drinking stolen bottles of robotussein or eating so many pills of ecstasy or acid tabs we forgot what year we were in. y’all talking about

when i was a kid I used to resent my mom for not being there and my dad for basically leaving me with two total strangers. but now as an adult, with some perspective, i kind of ain’t angry about it at all. it was fucked up, but i turned out alright.

stunningpicture:When I was a kid, I liked strawberries so much that I would eat them until I got sick. Here is one of those times.

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tooquirkytolose: ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason

vahnitr: vahnitr: the older you get the more conscious you need to be about kids in fandom spaces…. things is different now. might have been “okay” to talk about smutty shit with adults back when you was a kid on livejournal in 2001 but its 2017

when i was a little kid i had a crush on the queen spider from the chuck e cheese spider stompin game

crimsonfire3: Daily sketch! My favorite adept when I was a kid Ivan from Golden Sun! <3 <3

When I was a kid, I used to love the Book Fair even though we couldn’t afford to buy anything. Then once I was looking at books on the lower shelves and some adult leaned on the shelf from the other side. Now these things have wheels, see, so it

When I was a kid my siblings and I had an autograph book at Disneyland for the characters to sign. When we got Cruella’s signature she signed her name so hard and angry that the pen broke and the ink bit went rocketing up into the air.It was pretty

chakuufoxdragon: So expanding on the ‘gems might be computer programs or something’ theory that came up because Amethyst glitched like a computer when her gem was cracked. What is their deal with credit? Garnet was like ‘it was my idea to get the

when I was a kid my favorite type of dinosaur were ankylosaur at first and then it was dimetrodon (I now know they’re not dinosaurs but at the time I was unaware of that). Then I decided I could like both because they were both awesome And really,

I was going through old photos from when I was a kid and there’s ones where I have like an almost identical sweater to the one Pearl wore in “Maximum Capacity” except it’s blue and I thought that was really neat

someone just posted a message on an old RPG egroup I moderated when I was a kid (I joined it in 2002) that hasn’t had a non-spam message in over 10 years (and no messages at all in 5 years). If I had any interest in RPing these days I’d reply to them,

vaguely related, but when I was a kid (like 10/11) I remember I was talking about something where I was referring to myself as a ruler (king/queen) of something. I don’t quite remember what it was but it was something silly. Anyway, I didn’t want

when I was a kid, around 10 or so, we lived in this apartment complex at the base of this kind of steep hill so whenever it rained a lot there would be these big flowing ‘rivers’ in the gutters down the length of the street. So my siblings and I

when I was a kid, my siblings and I would often sing songs from the radio but would be juvenile (as, y’know, kids are) and replace some of the words with words like “butt” or “fart” or other such words kids think are hilariousbut jokes on

tomovillage: my favorite ham-ham when i was a kid!!

wicked-ghoul: That non-binary feel when you’re trying to find gender neutral words to describe yourself. This was a lot funnier in my head tbh lol For my other Steven Universe comics, you can check out my #su comic tag ^^ Steven Universe © Rebecca

when i was a kid every boys dream was to have kimberly as a gf. and i tell ya…i was the same way. trini too. r.i.p.

nepura: ur rickz0r: anthonyblaze: I never realized how obviously in love they were when I was a kid. Look at you Cartoon Network, subconsciously teaching children about equality… Courage the Cowardly Dog was nothing but subconscious lessons

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When cleaning I found a joke book from when I was a kid.

When I was a kid there was this show on television that coined the term Post Vacation Depression and for some me reason I’ve remembered it for the last 20 years every time my vacations come to an end. After 2 weeks off I’m back for another

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Blood: Me when I was a kid… I think yeah. Hair style, before the insodent.

huffingtonpost: Cheery Robot Helps Kids Cope With Pain During Hospital ProceduresA delightful-looking robot called “MEDi,” or Medicine and Engineering Designing Intelligence, is being used to help make doctor’s visits less painful – literally.The

partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

When I was a kid and my dad would call a restaurant to make an order I used to believe he was saying “I’d like to play señora” instead of “I’d like to place an order”. So for years I used to believe that you had

when I was a kid I was in love with my best friend and when we played barbies, our barbies would give each other cunnilingus and that’s how I knew I was gay.

sadgaywerewolf: You know, when I was a kid in fandom and I saw a popular ship of, say, a 16 year old and a 25 year old, I was like “of course there’s nothing wrong with this! Age is just a number! Besides, it’s only 9 years!!!” But now that

louisville-redcoat: catbountry: chupicronian: lamaenthel: shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu Actually that’s pretty standard size

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wordsaremypassion: wonderland-weird: forever-pretty-awkward: If Disney movie titles were literal. Yeah, no seriously what is the last one…… The Black Cauldron. I thought it was creepy as hell when I was a kid. She’s Supposed to

I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use Paint.

when i was a little kid i had a crush on the queen spider from the chuck e cheese spider stompin game

the-absolute-funniest-posts: this shit was everything when i was a kid.

When I was a kid, I was a stripper for a while. I was like the very very low rent Magic Mike.

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hella-bogus: hella-bogus: my stepdad and I just had a super awkward moment we were talking about the new season of x-files and he was like “yeah I had a huge crush on Dana Scully when I was a kid I thought she was way hot” and I was like “everyone

When I was in 10th grade I was taking French II and in that class were kids of all grades and there was a senior who was really tall and super cute and super nice and I did have a bit of a crush on him. He sat next to me but our teacher separated us and

nltm: nltm: I feel like all kids can be broken up into 2 groups: Dinosaur Kids and Space Kids Were you a dinosaur kid or a space kid

When I was a kid my family thought I was suicidal because I didn’t want to grow up. I thought I wanted to die. It was because I was aware that I had to grow up as a man and that scared me to a point where I didn’t want to live if I had to

doctorwinchesterin221b: tentaclerapper: methylbenzene: when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight

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