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When someone says they are a true #barriogirls fan i always say prove it!!! Well @aabbylicious sure proved it to me!!!!!! Just a preview of #milfmonday for tomorrow. @aabbylicious @aabbylicious @aabbylicious
When your personal trainer who trains you in the nude gets results like this when he says you are to train nude in an industrial facility like this you just do it. How long can you hold yourself up in this position like this? How about when overweight
When the invitations say you are required to be nude like others on the boat the RSVP has a better response than when we say clothing optional. Â This gives shy singles and married women an excuse to tell themselves to loose their inhibitions.When you
When I say things, I don’t just say them, I mean them. “I will be dead without you.” I mean it.
When Somebody Says That The Japanese Style Is Too Cute For You
But when you say it it sounds......
When you say hi to a cute guy:
When Girls Say:
When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can't remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostal
When people say that they don't like Meto cause they think he's creepy and say that he could never be cute
When somebody says, "expect the unexpected", slap them in the face and say "honestly, you didn't expect that, did you?"
Ryan Seacrest: by the way when you go like online, you go to bing and you look up justin bieber, you see..oh..under the mistletoe and then you see potty training Baylor. Justin Bieber: what? Ryan Seacrest: potty training baylor Justin Bieber: really?
When Sir says “strip” I feel my mind go blank and my clothes slip from my body. I feel helpless in my own body as I walk through the crowd feeling so naked. I have to do as Sir says no matter where I am
So I just watched the ‘movie’ Tusk.All I can say is: Don’t watch that movie.It’s basically Human Centipede… but Walrus. Yeah, don’t.
madisondavenports: definitelyshitty: tyronesuplac: definitelyshitty: velvetqueer: uhmwillowsomething: huesosmccoy: why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know
justapepperika: When people use the word accident in relation to omo, it’s always so good. Like the frantic “I’m gonna have an accident” while a hand is stuffed between their legs, or a shy, quiet “I had an accident” with their pants soaked
miniar: thevoiceofthedragon: miniar: somethingaboutdelia: You know what I’ve noticed? If tomorrow, a man told women everywhere what they are and aren’t allowed to wear, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan.”But when I say to
When someone says BlackLivesMatter and then someone else says All lives matter, its kinda like someone saying they support middlesboroughs’ football team and then a Manchester United support coming along and going “OH MY GOD. YOU ARE SAYING TO ME
Just your regular reminder that when other ppl say “I’m OCD” it gets to mean “I am very particular about doing things a certain way” and when I say “I’m OCD” it means I am actually OCD like do I ever get
seedy: when adults say teenagers are too young for love, but then too old for fun, and too smart to play dumb but too immature for serious conversations like damn what do u expect from me
Know When To Say When
earthcookies: ME WHEN PPL SAY NICE STUFF ABOUT MY ART
When someone says something and I say "huh?" or "what?" so they repeat it
t0tally-pers0nal: Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
supjerbear: My favourite thing is when someone says, “I think about you a lot,” or “I had a dream about you,” or “I was just about to text you,” or something because the fact that I occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything
it really irritates me when people say “You can’t ship rusame because it’s not historically accurate” but then think it’s totally historically accurate to make china/england/etc super girly and weak
When did “hella” go from a Northern California thing to something everyone says?
When I first played Fallout 3 and I finished that quest where you give that woman a violin and she sets up a radio channel that plays violin music and she says something like “I’m going to be playing this music for you or something”.
When I say something and no one laughs and 5 seconds later someone says the same thing and everybody thinks it's hilarious.
when-i-say-moo-you-say-stache: PikaStache!
i really hate when people say they’re proud of me. i feel looked down upon.
sometimes i forget to turn my mic back off when recording so all u hear is me yelling goddamn memes like FIRMLY GRASP IT. GRASP IT. GRASP THE RAINMAKER. GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER I HAVE MY KRAKEN and shit like. MCFUCK or STEPPING ON THE FUCKING BEACH
antisociallysplendid: someonesthunderboltsomeday: lsdandthc: skittlezthecat: da-sy: redvinesgiraffe: You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife
youngblackqueen: xbean: yanelknows: hydrochloric-flaccid: When Travi$ Scott and Young Thug were recording “Maria I’m Drunk” ifjaigioioegiojgij I’m weak as shit. Where’s Justin? Is he the chip? 😭😭😭😭😭
ithelpstodream: When Alton Sterling was killed by the police, people were shouting he shouldn’t have had a gun - or atleast should’ve had a permit. When Alton Sterling was killed by the police, people were saying he should have complied. Philando
baelor: ok with everything going on i have to know. how do you pronounce pokemon? po-kay-mon (kay rhymes with slay, day, etc) po-kuh-mon (kuh rhymes with duh, uh, etc) po-key-mon (key rhymes with see, tree, etc) reblog with the way you say it in the
merrybenjamas: sharkrobot: merrybenjamas: My favourite thing in the world is when guys say stuff like “Girls, take it from a guy; we prefer you with no makeup” etc etc as if girls just wear make up to impress guys as opposed to because they want
tofugoddess: Honestly the best piece of advice I can give to younger girls trying to figure life out is to completely ignore men. I’m not being quirky or cute when I say that, I mean it seriously. Ignore men’s judgments of you, ignore their insincere
when girls say
kawaiiipotato: When guys say they dont like doggy….what
trans-mom:When I say “free water, free food, free shelter, free healthcare, free education for everyone” in that “everyone” I even include the people I hate. Too many people get surprised at the idea that I do wish for the people I hate to have
When someone says
labias: Not to sound vain or anything but I love when people say my name first before they talk to me or message me I love when people say my name it’s like music to my ears and heart and soul
the funniest thing is when someone says all canadians sound the same then they get hellfire rained upon them“we dont all sound the same and we DO NOT say eh or aboot”“there is newfie, western and ontario”“but northern ontario
hate when people say ‘you are so bipolar’ to people who are getting angry or if someone changes their opinion on something it’s 'oh she’s bipolar’ stfu mood swings don’t mean bipolar and being bipolar sucks so shush
I just watched a video saying that women (at least in their country) are supposed to get their first pap test when they are 25 but im positive I got mine when I was 17-18 (also my first breast exam and the lady was like ‘oh its easy to feel lymph nodes
i never know what to say when people say “not fair” in a compliment like, do i say THANK YOU OR IM SORRY ? dsghas
i love animals so so much but my dad has a weird love hate for them, like he loves wildlife but he has issues with domesticated animals cause sometimes he feels they’re useless and gets mad when people put them on the same level as people and i
psa do not reblog personal read mores especially when the person tags it as #do not reblog ?
WHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX
:when she says “now what do we say baby?” after spanking me til my ass is sore and I say thank you like a good girl…💘
dressedincotton-deactivated2022:When he says “good girl” instead of “thank you”
fakethenip-deactivated20220809:being gay without an instagram is so funny cuz i’ll meet ppl and they’ll be like “what’s your insta” and when you say you don’t have when they’ll just never talk to you again
e-slut: things! not! to! say! to! asexuals!: ‘aren’t you just asexual becuase no one likes you?’ ‘asexuality isn’t even real’ ‘you’ll grow out of it’ ‘well do you masturbate?’ anything of or pertaining to amoebas ‘so does that
smpintime:naked-yogi: cumminfool: naked-yogi: dongato9: dongato9: naked-yogi: dongato9: naked-yogi: Honestly I am so disappointed by how many people completely missed the point of that post… When I go out into public, I receive far less harassment
When people are discussing feminism and misogyny/related topics and men say: I am a man and I am not a part of this, there is no “all men” and I am highly offended that you say “men” when you don’t mean all men.Yes, of course not all men.
