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cuckmeme: slut—wife—caps: I was a bit mad when my ex GF told me she had kissed a strange guy when she had been drunk. I got an erection when she later told me she hopes she didn’t touch his cock.. It took me a while to tell her I hope
paternalstranger: He knew he could count on his girlfriend to distract the drunk chick they’d picked up at the bar. First, when he took the condom, and again when his cock started to pulse, filling that sweet, unprotected womb.
sharemygirlfriend: This is the sort of teasing my gf does when she’s drunk and horny women’s curves, when they want it, it’s just delight…
rrraaazzz: When his mom goes on nights out with her friends she comes home that drunk she passed out when asleep so this bad son goes into her room and fucked her open drooling mouth gently till he cums in her mouth …
swedishcervixpoker: You were so drunk and tired when you came home from the party you just took off your pants and collapsed on the couch. I was already mad at you for not paying your share of the rent for two months now. When I saw you the next morning
lonesomemother1: I called my son and asked him to come to the honeymoon suite because my new husband was drunk, passed out and useless to me. When my son arrived I said, “Come in baby, mommy needs you to help her consummate her marriage.” When my
broken-down-sluts: The party was a lot of fun, but when they found this sexy little thing drunk and passed out…? That’s when they decided to have some real fun. They considered being slow and careful, making sure to leave her completly unaware of
extraneousredux: Another one I sent Foxy. Husband: “Are you serious?!” Me: “Yeah. It’s a cute little fox. It’s fucking adorable. Shut up.” Husband: “You’re so cute when you’re drunk.” Me: “You only think that when
viper9765:When girls go to a party and get drunk as hell, the question comes up: Why Not? The answer, just go for it. They deserve this when they drink your alcohol. Bitches gotta pay some how. Betrunkene Girls sind leichter zu ficken!
hessomuchbigger: The reason your wife wanted to stay behind at her friend’s party when you went home early…. Don’t worry, she’s okay, she just got drunk and ended up crashing overnight. She’ll call you in a little bit when she’s ready for
mrbiggest: DID YOU DO ME …LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS DRUNK ….NOW DO ME WHEN I’M NOT
jessicaxtom: “Oof. Is it possible to feel hung over when you were never drunk in the first place?” That’s when you need to start drinking in the morning…
You know when your too drunk when all you do is sneeze…. and need to change you pants cause you literally peed them…
wordsnquotes: “I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and
johnathanspassionfruit: offbeats: You will never leave the house drunk again. Especially when you accidentally caused a fire. i frekken hate when my parents lock the door when im out. luckily they didnt do that tonight!
vibesoftheoldtribes: Saying racist things when you’re drunk still counts. Saying racist things when you’re high still counts. Saying racist things when you’re mad still counts
What the fuck, who the fuck do you think you are when you’re with my biological mother? You can just get drunk, smoke a couple cigs and burn them on my mother, when you’re fucken “bored” ?! Who the hell do you think you are when
troioikelley: What the fuck, who the fuck do you think you are when you’re with my biological mother? You can just get drunk, smoke a couple cigs and burn them on my mother, when you’re fucken “bored” ?! Who the hell do you think you are when
nastymeanauntie: When I saw how drunk and giggly my son and his date was when they came back from prom, I knew I had to act. I managed to lock the bathroom door when my son went in, and quickly went in the next door bedroom and locked myself inside
s-a-t-a-n-i: someone get really drunk with me pls I’m funny when I’m drunk
methargicism: bitchvirgo: bitchvirgo: this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk ok even though i don’t know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently She said this so well, I’m so shook.
theimpregstation: Your girlfriend was a little drunk, when she got pregnant. You were a little drunk and so horny.
laundrymen: laina:mostly10:porrn:Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing
laina:mostly10:porrn:Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself
i couldn’t be more disgusted with him. when he came to school today, i think he was drunk. he’s been coming to school drunk every freaking day the past week. what the hell. we are freaking sophomores!! he used to be a nice and sweet and smart
tonight i have got like 10 drunk “you are awesome"s and 100 drunk "i love you"s and it’s not even 11pm. shit that happens when i go home for a weekend. i told my friend to give the phone to a sober person and then she told
owlmylove: it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these”
laina: mostly10: porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing
heydayna: trying to look hot when you’re drunk Haha accurate, drunk me is not very sexy 😂😂
soldez: Drunk girls are hilarious, I can’t begin to count how many stories I have of funny drunk girls from bonfires or from when I worked in the bar industry👌🏼😂🤣
boobslyn: It’s you. It’ll be you when you piss me off and make me want to scream until my throat is sore. It’ll be you when I’m drunk and don’t remember where I am. It’ll be you when I’m 80 and my hair is gray. It is always going to be
I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking
awesome-nappyhead: blackgirlpornblog: This is nice Oh yea… she is drunk #! I know drunk head when i see it
breakmeintwohearts: methargicism: bitchvirgo: bitchvirgo: this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk ok even though i don’t know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently She said this so well, I’m
how pathetically low is the bar when men honestly think they deserve an award for not raping a girl, ex: “when you were drunk I took you home when any other guy would take advantage” good job here’s an award wow good fucking job on
tee-raww8: I’m horny af and want to send a dick pic. I’m kinda drunk so hmu before I get off!!! Me when I’m drunk 😂😂😂😂
I used to only think of u beyond that way when I was drunk, but now I’m sober and only drunk off the thought of u
sweetclit69: lesbianbff: My bff walked in on me masturbating when she came home early, but was drunk enough to help me finish… this is why I love living with her 😋 Let’s get drunk and play 😛😛😛
U know when ur drunk and u go to the bathroom and while ur peeing u just realize how fuckin drunk u r Ya
ladylorax: edamane: lolsofunny: What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it. well okay then SCIENCE Science you’re drunk again Science should always be drunk.
laina: mostly10: porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to
c-bassmeow: snatchedweaves: methargicism: bitchvirgo: bitchvirgo: this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk ok even though i don’t know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently She said this so
theivylyons: methargicism: bitchvirgo: bitchvirgo: this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk ok even though i don’t know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently She said this so well, I’m so
thatonebl0nde: laina:mostly10:porrn:Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing
give-it-to-em-toxic:mark-monroe19:frattybibro-deactivated20220630:athleticbrutality:boyswiththebodies:douchebag party broHis nut’s already in your girls pussy.Making sure his drunk as fuck when he rams any bitches he desires. Drunk sex is animal
something-dirtys-got-you-dear: When my parents were out of town I decided to throw a little party. Once it died down I found my sister smashed drunk… being a bit drunk myself I started to get really horny. I then started thinking about taking advantage
Got him drunk & he confessed his chastity fantasy. I did NOT wait. He got drunk-locked, and I kept the key.I told him things to do to earn his release. He did them. I didn’t unlock him, though. His cock strains so hard in there when I tell him NO.
Kevin said that the drunk Glee characters in BIOTA were loosely based on how the actors are in real life when they are drunk. Except for Naya, he said that he'd "never seen Naya cry."
heartlessaquarius: y8ay8a: ok timlre im drunk its time. come at me Bring it on @y8ay8a ! I’m so happy I didn’t see this when I was drunk, I may have gotten it into my head that I need to out-drink Qrowe.
