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her0inchic: “It isn’t what you have in your pocket that makes you thankful, but what you have in your heart.” Imagine being born without arms. No arms to wrap around a friend; no hands to hold the ones you love; no fingers to experience touch;

Hey Mesut, what’s up with the “snus-pocket”? Snus is tobacco that you put under your upper lip. The “snus-box” looks exactly like a ice-hockey puck and all the guys here in Sweden always put the box it in their back pockets

The evening began elegantly enough. But the more alcohol we consumed, the more risky things became. I knew what kind of mood you were in when you slipped your wet panties into my suit jacket pocket. This kind of bad behavior always ends with a punishme

werard-gay: my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed me this

The awkward moment when a teacher tells you to empty your pockets:

perryferry: mythoftheheart: madbonkers: my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the

edgemeforeternity: So you think I’m dressed too provocatively for a teacher do you? And you think that that excuses you for going walking around with what looks like a canoe in your pocket? do you really think you could handle me? I don’t think you’d

bimainehusband: Remember the night we met @Partygirl31??? He drove us back to the hotel after dinner. Your panties were already in my pocket since you gave them to me shortly after dinner. What a Ride!!!

portraitoftheoddity:People who reblog art posts: I love you.People who reblog art posts with detailed commentary in the tags, speculating or highlighting what they liked: I hope you find random ฤ bills in your laundry pockets for the rest of your lives,

loriendesse: [x]

rhobi: ‘hey what’s your otp’ i put my hands in my pockets casually, giving a nervous laugh. ‘w-what’s an otp’ i stutter. i take my hand out of my pocket to brush my hair back smoothly. a list falls out of the pocket. it begins

sleeperawakes: Jodorowski in the recent documentary about his attempt to film “Dune”. He’s pretty inspiring Dude, you’re Alejandro Jodorowsky, what ground can you scream from as you reach into your pockets and pull out a wad of Euros,

363984: Anathema: hey Aziraphale, I’ve been meaning to ask you, what’s with that pocket on your shirt?Aziraphale: oh, Crowley is in here. *opens pocket* Say hi Crowley. Crowley in snake form: *hisses*

hyrulewarriors:do you ever wonder what your idle animation would be if you were a videogame character

rhobi: ‘hey what’s your otp’ i put my hands in my pockets casually, giving a nervous laugh. ‘w-what’s an otp’ i stutter. i take my hand out of my pocket to brush my hair back smoothly. a list falls out of the pocket. it begins

She wants to know what’s in your pocket.

the-missing-e-in: mememaster: turklet: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE So you dont have to have change giggling around in your pocket change giggling around in your pocket

linkinparksandrec: you know how sometimes you unlock your phone in your pocket by accident or the sound button rubs against your leg and turns the sound on by accident? what if you’re walking around the pokemon world with your POKET MONSTERS in your

shapeshifterbook: Put a smile on his face and a rocket in his pocket. Get your guy a new outfit this weekend. Something sexy and feminine and see what pops up. http://www.ShapeShifterBook.com

rhobi: ‘hey what’s your otp’ i put my hands in my pockets casually, giving a nervous laugh. ‘w-what’s an otp’ i stutter. i take my hand out of my pocket to brush my hair back smoothly. a list falls out of the pocket. it begins

insanityisinthemind: Whats what in your pocket?

I know where you live, where your kids go to school. SAMCRO has the cops on payroll, this town in its pocket. You say a word about this to anyone, it’ll be the biggest mistake of your little red life. Do you understand what I’m saying?

classy-littlefuck: my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed

classy-littlefuck: my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed

nietzscheisdead: tankmonster: nietzscheisdead: can’t stop smoking? try these healthy alternatives!: constantly carry a package of twenty tiny cobs of corn in your pocket. when you want to smoke, eat a tiny corn cob! what eat a tiny corn cob

syupon: shut—up—harry: syupon: syupon: my panties have this lil pocket and?? why is it there what does it want wHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT IN IT and then there’s smooth motherfucker you might be able to put your phone in there if your pants

roosterlover8: No, this is how I watch TV, Sir. Why do you ask and what you got bulging in your pocket?

mysoulispunk: So, what do you have hidden in your pocket Sophie?

ansoknives: A little something for your viewing pleasure. Prototype for upcoming model! Details still to be decided but let me know what you think :) for those going to Blade this will be in my pocket! #prototype #ansodesign #danishdesign #madeindenmark

penicillium-pusher: “What’s in your pocket?” Nothing…

hottestbabes2: As you sit there in your skid marked underwear, eating a hot pocket and drinking a Mt. Dew do you ask yourself what the fuck am i doing? Yes, you could be doing so much more. Here’s how. Take your worthless porn addict ass to my fucking

hottestbabes2: rocketpower69: As you sit there in your skid marked underwear, eating a hot pocket and drinking a Mt. Dew do you ask yourself what the fuck am i doing? Yes, you could be doing so much more. Here’s how. Take your worthless porn addict

hottestbabes2: bigdaddycricket: As you sit there in your skid marked underwear, eating a hot pocket and drinking a Mt. Dew do you ask yourself what the fuck am i doing? Yes, you could be doing so much more. Here’s how. Take your worthless porn addict

hottestbabes2: moss8469: As you sit there in your skid marked underwear, eating a hot pocket and drinking a Mt. Dew do you ask yourself what the fuck am i doing? Yes, you could be doing so much more. Here’s how. Take your worthless porn addict ass

hottestbabes2: As you sit there in your skid marked underwear, eating a hot pocket and drinking a Mt. Dew do you ask yourself what the fuck am i doing? Yes, you could be doing so much more. Here’s how. Take your worthless porn addict ass to my fucking

hottestbabes2: hilbernude: Bikini As you sit there in your skid marked underwear, eating a hot pocket and drinking a Mt. Dew do you ask yourself what the fuck am i doing? Yes, you could be doing so much more. Here’s how. Take your worthless porn

hottestbabes2: themac2000: As you sit there in your skid marked underwear, eating a hot pocket and drinking a Mt. Dew do you ask yourself what the fuck am i doing? Yes, you could be doing so much more. Here’s how. Take your worthless porn addict

the-missing-e-in: mememaster: turklet: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE So you dont have to have change giggling around in your pocket change giggling around in your pocket

catbearexpress: What’s in your pocket?

classy-littlefuck: my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed

mememaster: turklet: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE So you dont have to have change giggling around in your pocket

“Got a secret, can you keep it? Swear this one you’ll save. Better lock it in your pocket, taking this one to the grave. If I show you, then I know you won’t tell what I said. ‘Cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.”

oblivionkeyblade: When u forget what pocket ur phone is in and u start doing the macarena 😂 or checking to make sure you have your keys, wallet, phone, etc

hottestbabes2: As you sit there in your skid marked underwear, eating a hot pocket and drinking a Mt. Dew do you ask yourself what the fuck am i doing? Yes, you could be doing so much more. Here’s how. Take your worthless porn addict ass to my fucking

hottestbabes2:As you sit there in your skid marked underwear, eating a hot pocket and drinking a Mt. Dew do you ask yourself what the fuck am i doing? Yes, you could be doing so much more. Here’s how. Take your worthless porn addict ass to my fucking

attack-on-otaku: the-missing-e-in: mememaster: turklet: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE So you dont have to have change giggling around in your pocket change giggling around

pupuroon replied to your post: prayer circle for people in the homest… that’s what fanart is for :D /strokes sollux’s pretty head its what keeps me alive :’D/tucks Nepeta into my pocket

kenoutoften replied to your post: anonymous asked:In Paradox Space,…God I just realised how small she is what the fucknotice how she’s the only one that height

the-missing-e-in: mememaster: turklet: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE So you dont have to have change giggling around in your pocket change giggling around in your pocket

classy-littlefuck: my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed

therussos-blog: “Got a secret can you keep it, swear this one you’ll save. Better lock it in your pocket taking this one to the grave. If I show you, then I know you won’t tell what I said, cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.”

thisistheverge: Sony Walkman TPS-L2 — Minimally Minimal It’s too tight of a squeeze in a pants pocket though it could fit in a loose jacket pocket. To solve the portability issue, Sony included a case that let you strap it to your waist. What started

uhtworld:Oh really? You can do with your allowance what you only want and it should has nothing to do with me ? Ok, in similar way I can do with the money on my account what I only want, so forget about any pocket money for months.

yourbadgrrl: What’s wrong, Father Jean? Cat got your tongue? And is that a banana in your pocket?!

thesugarhole said: innocent angel yea right i know whats in your pants *winks oh! i forgot i left my pocket bible in there thank u for reminding me

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