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uchiigatana: cthuwu: Nisekoi - Episode 18 end card - Illust by Kentaro Yabuki i cannot stand the fact that this loser watermarks everything that he posts, jesus chucking christ, what did you even do, add a fucking instagram filter to it and them plast
My husband heard all about what a slut I was at the party.“Christ, Emma did you manage to fuck EVERYONE there?”“No honey, as a matter of fact there was one guy who was too big for me to fuck! His cock was bigger around than my arm and there was
girthyencounters: My husband heard all about what a slut I was at the party. “Christ, Emma did you manage to fuck EVERYONE there?” “No honey, as a matter of fact there was one guy who was too big for me to fuck! His cock was bigger around than
macabrekawaii:the-old-ultr4-violence:chopstax:gifcraft:Darian Sperry 180 lb (81.65 kg) snatchJesus christ <3the guys in the background tho.the dudes’ excitement for her really make thisdamn, shed snap me easy. good to see a woman doing what she
abeardedboy: not even five minutes home i’ve already fished out my biological father’s underwear from the dirty laundry hamper in the washroom and sniffed them. jesus fucking christ, this smell is what made me who i am today. i’m home. like,
kayinnasaki: Ben Kuchera, showing no signs of self awareness. The answer is “Penny Arcade” and the loudest assholes are you guys. god kuchera seems like the biggest smugest cocksuck ever. jesus christ. bowmore, what happened to videogames?
scienceofconduction: anaxaver: what. no Jesus Christ… I only saw the first two minutes of the first one and was utterly disgusted with it. And now they’re making another. I want to murder somebody.
leagueanimeandcosplay: spriit: internet-legend: thatfunnygarrettguy: Jesus Christ what just happened. look at different people each time tho sHE THREW A BABY THE COP JUST RUNS The guy out the window tho
enaronia: therealsideoffeminism: strengthins0lidarity: the-middle-eastern-feminist: Self-fulfilling prophecy. Lmao what? It’s literally the other way around. Christ, women are getting so weak these days Nicely done, sir.
ophelia-tagloff: captain-krazy: digging-in2-ur-pants: ladoo-ladont: queeniman: the-goddamazon: ophelia-tagloff: What in the actual fuck? All the kinks, right here. I can stop Tumbling forever. -lays down forever- Christ. so beautiful and perfect
theatrefetish: thegirlwithkittyears: thegirlwithkittyears: people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what
spiritualinspiration: Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever. (Hebrews 13:8, NKJV.) One of the reasons it’s so important to know the Word of God is not only to learn His promises and His ways, but to understand His character. What
jesus fucking christ, what is the trick to beating yhwach on bleach? how the fuck is he supposed to be stopped?
rottenmeats: rlyrlybigman: coughmanic: Christ what an asshole. WHY AM I LAUGHING? oh god i love winnie the pooh edits wait i thought these were the actual comics they made, not edits
arcadefetus: agnoima: HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH HOLY FUCK what about the first three letters you idiot jesus christ tumblr no you cant be cis and gay/bi at the same time it is impossible
hotdogcouch: ottermatopoeia: trouserweasel: just-shower-thoughts: Thanksgiving is the only holiday where we eat the mascot ok but what about Christmas It took me a second to get that you meant the Body and Blood of Christ in a biblical sense and
wolfam0ngthesheep: coloradoqueen: armedandgayngerous: rtrixie: bill-11b: ummquestion: I don’t even know what to say. He’s a leftist, and unlike all the fucking morons on the right who need Jesus H. Christ to run for president before they’ll
klartie: costanzastan: jacobfuckedme: klartie fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find jesus christ dad
lili-ex: yiffytwink: typette: babylonian: a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human just watch itholy jesus christ THIS WAS UNSETTLING THAT SILENCE IS THE AI PROCESSING WHAT YOURE SAYING AND REALIZING
kontrollsysteme: transcendinghumanity: Time lapse of the Moon and Venus behind Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil what episode of neon genesis evangelion is this
touhka: rinmatsuokasfree: dalbi0: ＊Iwatobi Swim Club&Samezuka Swim Club&Iwatobi chan CHRIST SEIJUUROU YOUR SPEEDO IS SMALLER THAN REI’S WAS. Also Nitori what’s with the purple crotch. Iwatobi-chan’s lookin fantastic in the nude
perkachow: perkachow: perkachow: “the straights are at it again” “what is this hetero nonsense” shut the fuck up i swear to christ Wanna see my favorite? I don’t think y’all understand why I’m so fucking irritated and bothered by this.
I was tagged by @arachno-va Thanks Boss!RULES: Always post the rules. Answer the questions asked, then write 11 new ones. Tag 11 people to answer your questions, as well as the person who tagged you.If you had a theme song, what would it be? Oh Christ,
ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord: dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala: agentwaveavenged: queen-moriarty: coffeeandcheesecake: #jesus CHRIST satan no wonder God got sick of you all the time #you whiny brat #daddy look #daddy look at what i drew #daddy look at
mypersonalstock: funkpunkandroll: spunkyhunks: fuckyeahshorts: bulgeology: stolen-glances:Christ! What’s he got in there? A fucking eggplant? (via omgomglinks) Parts of this show were shot at the high school that I went to; I thought the one
clonesbians: WHATS UP WITH THE L WORD CAST TWEETING ABOUT THE L WORD COMING BACK JESUS CHRIST STOP PLAYING WITH OUR EMOTIONS
antitheticalstrings: amphetameme: i havent heard the word lionize in a while which is strange given the tumblr discourse abt popular ppl lionize is like what C. S. Lewis did to Jesus Christ right
synchronizedbutts: rifa: wordsfloatlikeholograms: The Villains of Disney Present - The Spell Block Tango jesus fucking christ what AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
poketoa: atticussfinch: this was my final test in art today i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year JESUS CHrist, what’s sad is i can probably answer most of the non-alternate questions
beckpoppins: sparrowsmelody: Greatest Hits album cover #hey you know what fuck you #fuck #you jesus christ I don’t even like that band and I feel the sting of the burn that is this cover.
casfeathers: queen-moriarty: coffeeandcheesecake: #jesus CHRIST satan no wonder God got sick of you all the time #you whiny brat #daddy look #daddy look at what i drew #daddy look at what i can do with my tongue #hey daddy #dad #papa #dad #look at
theshitfucksart: scooty-booty: llamadonna: vvaddles: what if professor utonium actually added chemical XD jesus christ how horrifying I couldn’t help myself, are their eyes big enough? I think I like the lineart more than the color but I’m
yiffytwink: typette: babylonian: a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human just watch itholy jesus christ THIS WAS UNSETTLING THAT SILENCE IS THE AI PROCESSING WHAT YOURE SAYING AND REALIZING THAT IT IS
dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read. What
pilgrimpress: The Manson Mugshots “I may have implied on several occasions to several different people that I may have been Jesus Christ, but I haven’t decided yet what I am or who I am.” -Vincent Bugliosi, Helter Skelter: The True
pupbutt: we all joke about the end of the world but deep down i bet you’re all thinking “jesus christ what if it really happens” because i know i am
I don't believe in Christ because of logic and reason, because of what people have told me; I believe because I've seen Him work in my heart, in the hearts of others, and in the world around us.
headturnmeon: foamprosandherringbones: m3rmaids-island: No matter what type of blog you have, this wouldn’t mess it up. I love Jesus Christ for dying on the cross for me. Thank You, Jesus, I love You. Can’t front on the son of God. When i saw
wincestery: coffeeandcheesecake: #jesus CHRIST satan no wonder God got sick of you all the time #you whiny brat #daddy look #daddy look at what i drew #daddy look at what i can do with my tongue #hey daddy #dad #papa #dad #look at me #PAY ATTENTION TO
///Sees all the elderlystuck drama on my dash and i’m just jesus christ everyone needs to calm the heck down no, no one not a kid OR EVEN another adult should tell an adult what they should or shouldn’t like especially if they’re just
pan-pizza: pornogarfield: pan-pizza: assassinj2: pan-pizza: I wore a band shirt and people came up to talk to me about it Never listed to the band, the shirt just looks cool Have to BS these things and hope they go away Christ, what a poser.
kendrasinclaire: mahkia:eddie-rochester: notthatyoudcare: jaaaaaaames: Passive aggressive notes are the best. there was nothing passive about the second one.. HAHAHAHAA “I’LL NEVER STOP” Jesus Christ this is what its like living in my apartment
gillfeesh: jesus fucking christ im 23 years old and knew immediately that these were the talismans from jackie chan, i still even know what all of them do. what am i doing with my life
flyartproductions: What’s a mob to a lord Christ Driving the Traders from the Temple (c.1600), El Greco / No Church In The Wild, Kanye West & Jay-Z feat. Frank Ocean
