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notsoaveragejo: donaldkaneda: owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really work though? What…? that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!! ok here goes NO Okay, there’s no way that works.
slumperparty: DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING QUICK BALL. NOW I KNOW YOU MAY BE THINKING, “WHAT THE FUCK IS A QUICK BALL?”. ITS A POKEBALL THAT HAS A FOUR TIMES CAPTURE RATE ON THE FIRST TURN OF A BATTLE. THAT IS FOUR “X’S”
castiel-is-deans-pizza-man: ghostcries: fencehopping: Fox sleeping in a graveyard. !!!!!!!! *creeps up silently* *whispers* “What do you say?” *fox snarls, attacks my face* “The world may never know.”
scavenging-otter: itscarororo: howtotrainyourdragon: It’s (FINALLY) here! What do you think of the new How to Train Your Dragon 2 poster? Reblog for Hiccup and Toothless! h-hiccup…. hey karpet
chia-ki: bunnywith: sophisticatedpoop: bunnywith: arthurs-arse: robotraygun: shinimegami: abandonxcontrol: I ship it. Clothing OTP AT WHAT POINT DO WE STOP, TUMBLR WE DON’T I NEED FANART, STAT so i made it happne I LOVE YOU omg the
christofercringlemisha: what does the fox say? do your fucking laundry
queen-snowdrop: leijions: do u guys know what nephilims are tho. they were like legit titans whoa.
luxcryingalonewithdoritos: “What do you want for Christmas?”
iswearimnotnaked: tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL AND THEY UNSUSPENDED
senpai-noticed-you-and-he: what kind of strong ass mother fucking ass fingers do you have to fucking slide your mother fucking ass fingers along a fucking pants button and open it like you’ve got the swag of fucking zeus
omniscientraven: spoken-not-written: wheresmygoddamnbible: At what point do we just banish him from the planet And yet there are still people who love him. Reblog if you want him genuinely banished from the planet
soloontherocks: rose-gameover: Sometimes I feel like Gavin is also Geoff’s child. what do you mean, “sometimes”
lunar-raspberry: “And what do we say to death?”“Not today.”
just-letitend: just-letitend: OMG MY CAT IS MEOWING OUTSIDE OF MY BEDROOM DOOR BC HE WANTS TO COME INSIDE BUT I’M SO COLD AND I DON’T FEEL LIKE TAKING OFF MY BLANKET TO GO GET HIM OMG I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I LOVE MY CAT UPDATE: I CAVED IN TO
thebigbadwolfe: sakuraooohgami: MY MOM JUST CALLED ME DOWN STAIRS JUST TO HAND ME THIS HUGE ICICLE, I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT BUT ITS MELTING AND MY HANDS BURN. This is the best
touchmypixels: this is what i spent my new years eve doing
tavrisprite: tavrisprite: so basically um im horny do you know what these all say? “hi horny im dad”
romankyaryday: i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
iswearimnotnaked: tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL AND THEY FUCKING
darklordflareon: liongirl5: dennys: Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener! *not actually magic DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING denny’s has the best social media marketing
avatati: medinabigmom: 64 year old cosplayer, I’m not sure that is sad or cool, but he sure knows how to cosplay! What do you mean sad, this is super cool!
kewkitty: Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.
siopold: miracleyangwenli: siopold: the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s
uhouse: endquestionmark: firegrowshigher: transhumanisticpanspermia: boopart: WHAT!!!! No They can leap 36 feet As in leap forward 36 feet They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t
bookipsies: awwww-cute: My friends corgi fell asleep in class What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES
clop-dragon: extradan: yorky: alecmadeablog: darklyspectre: newlemurs: ratchet-jean: bl-whore: annie-in-neverland: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS ITS A FUCKING DINOSAUR THATS RIGHT SCIENTISTS HAVE RECENTLY CLONED A DINOSAUR ONE SCIENTIST SAID THAT
Why is it that Every time I try to do something, I only get worse at it? Competitive video games, drawing, singing, school work, Doesn’t matter what it is, It only gets worse…
lilfaux: lilfaux: lilfaux: tyrongtyger: lilfaux: Do candles feel pain Sweetie, it’s time to turn off the computer and go to bed. Jokes on you I’m on my cellular mobile I almost called it my washing machine What the fuck did I post last night
accioguitardis: cyberunfamous: trillow: how much do islands cost i want one Less than a college education what the fuck
so-i-did-this-thing: chairhiro: handsomejackass: do-you-have-a-flag: fav person of the day because actually helping people with cosplay emergencies! literally the most important man at supanova this year he gave me double sided tape what a good human
cookingpeach: natbrehmer: I don’t know what to do with this, but now it’s yours, tumblr.
s-t-o-k-e-n-s: How big is Aperture? Portal poster 11x17” Available for sale soon. Part of my Video-game poster series that I made. Please don’t delete text. We do what me must because we can - Cave Johnson.
countsassmaster: sorchaception: “And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?” “I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans.”
selmabouvier: i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
gayindustrialcomplex: fag3000: gayindustrialcomplex: Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck did you eat your parents How about you mind your own business
brimerica: What tumblr users really need to stop doing: • post information that isn’t final and demand immediate actions • abuse the petition system because stop • send anon hate •bully people for misinformation • bully celebrities •bully
f-u-l-l-m-e-t-a-l-s: madokamemes: Fuck….. Do you know what this means?? The mudkipz meme is going to make a huge comeback. Fuck.
asian: What do you mean “you have to study”
When a group of dog rescuers arrived at the market to show the dogs available for adoption, somebody had left 12 puppies on the street – 8 of them were approximately 5 weeks old. In shock, the rescuers didn’t know what to do. The group had recently
heloisedevillefort: do you ever suddenly remember that some people actually have perfect vision and don’t wear glasses because they don’t need them and just stare into space for like 10 minutes wondering what that’s like
lulusensei: brainbubblegum: legallyblained: efflourescent: why do you never see baby pigeons #what if all pigeons are baby pigeons and there is one masterpigeon the size of a whale This is too funny NOT to draw iboudvsibjnsifuvsdbjf
i-will-die-laughing: solarsweeps: the dog all puppies aspire to be he did it he caught the tail his face just says “what am i going to do with my life now”
takashi0: lesbiansagainstsjws: wifemom: do—svidaniya: wifemom: dont be cis whoops sorry I actually like being a girl. its ok to be cis if youre a girl ???????????? What This is it. This is tumblr’s mindset summed up in one post.
sacrificesatan: dionnesyl: So I came home from school to see my 7 year old sister putting skittles with my antidepressants, I went up to her and asked “Hey what you doing?” She looked at me, smiled and said “Skittles make me happy so I put them
celestiawept2: celestiawept2: NO I GOT TO MOVE THE COMPUTER IS COMING DOWN THROUGH THE CEILING EVEN MORE OH GOD WHAT AM I GONNA DO I DONT WANT TO DIE
drunktrophywife: tinychatter: tinychatter: what do you call a sunburnt penis Kyle this is the worst
reallifekanaya: fortheloveofhulk: haanerhhs: And a tree. Don’t forget the tree. Wait. You Forgot The Birds. YOU FORGOT THE HOLE IN THE TREE. AND THAT TOTALLY RANDOM FLOWER. and sometimes the sun had sunglasses? for some reason? what do you mean
pallokala: ”You survive to be a drawer if you like it. Drawing is hard and it helps if you like what you do. Then it doesn’t feel nearly as heavy and nasty.” - Yoshihiro Takahashi (x)
miss-freeman: somuchawkwerd: mimibon: nge: mimibon: tree-whispering: beep beep What is that! mim its a lighting bug or whatever they light up WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL HOW DOES HE DO THAT! ITS JUST A BUG BUT IT LIGHTS UP lol it had never even
kingerock288: notsoaveragejo: donaldkaneda: owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really work though? What…? that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!! ok here goes NO Okay, there’s no
kuueater: kuueater: why do dads always just want tools for father’s day what are they building
lacigreen: IMPORTANT! know your prom rights! more info here and here about what to do if you run into problems
patron-de-los-santos: doublereversequadrupleagent: xikar: a-random-mod: We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread. Question. I’ve rebogged bread. What? I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.
larryandziam-infinitely: dajo42: hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do i installed a camera in your room i’m watching you I SANG THIS
dragonsandbutts: spread-hope-inspire: Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals. follow more great people« Do you know what he loved more than Animals?Making other people love animals. Yeah, he was a goof and he did wacky
yungterra: i played modern warfare 2 for like an hour the other day and this was by far my favorite moment of the night: older boy: ”hey x720 beany how are you doing *slurps soda*” x720 beany (approx. 9-12 years old): ”making this money what
broadenings: babblingfishes: steampoweredcupcake: baronessvonbullshit: awkwardstandinglewiskennedy: offworldcolonies: Man the 90’s were weird. Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it. the war on drugs has failed.
chattersthebutt: plastic-cyborg: chattersthebutt: Read More Aww, crap. I glued my arm to my thigh. First thing I should do is share about it on my blog. While my arm is still stuck to my leg. yes because guess what i got helpful advice fuck you for
fierocity: imyobabyy: lady-medic: In case anyone wanted to know what a lightening strike can do to the body- given that they survive. Woah I’ve reblogged this before but I didn’t know it was from a lightning strike. That’s insane.
