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swimgymjock: still one of my favourites - cheeky face, obvious porn slut tats (I mean, really, it’s a thing), with fuck me socks & sneaks, and the toyboy cap styling. What’s not to like?
What if three girls went out into a field with one mission… to make themselves come as many times as possible? Well, um, this. If you liked that sexy audio of girls from ages ago, you’ll probably kinda like it. It’s kind of…
What a sexy outfit a must outfit for one of my shoots. Bit tight …if you only knew how old this is lol I was tiny when I bought this to go to the fetish factory and never did whined up going.
What do you REALLY want for your birthday? What if I can top even that??Come, and play with me…
If there’s ever a sequel, this is what I want it to be about.
books-and-cookies: iou-ahuntingtrip-inthetardis: alexbelvocal: ultravioletnights: i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live… What how
“What… what if my husband see’s?” I moaned. She was fingering me in front of my house and I was about to cum.“Forget him” she said as her fingers manipulated my clit closer to orgasm.“Fuuuuuck”
What do you mean, what if my husband found out? He already knows. Did you think that we were being sneaky doing it on the balcony? Hell, he’s probably seen you with your head between my legs. It’s not that unusual amongst men of his stature, honestly.
If I could begin to beHalf of what you think of meI could do about anything……I could even learn how to loveLike youToday is August 15. Happy birthday, Steven Quartz Universe
andworldbuildingtoo: Okay, here we have a representation flag for mentally healthy & able-bodied straight people. ________________________________________________________ Q: Wait what? Why do they need a flag at all? A: Because of equality. If all
If you think your screen name is witty or unique, send me an ask and I’ll tell you what I think of it.
if blindness was a liquid to drink you’d be surprised of how much people would pay for a bottle. for just a sip of obscurity. wow idk either
“What if Yamcha had a Saiyan girlfriend?“ continues (I suppose). Also, don’t be surprised if I change Soya’s hair from time to time. Trying my best to give her a nondescript look.
scottfoss: I asked my roommate what she would wish for if she were a magical girl in Madoka, and then this wonderful mess poured out of her mouth.
what if i got a boyfriend i wouldn’t know what to do what do they eat how often do they have to be walked
What if 2 people were cuddling on a couch and person A had to pee but was to comfy to get up but kept fidgeting and person B asked if they needed to go but person A whined and complained embarrassed they were fine and didn’t wanna get up so they
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
What if I have no idea what to say?
What if, when you replay undertale after doing a genocide run, Toriel is saying “What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor innocent youth” but meaning YOU are the terrible creature, and she knows that Flower is actually what happened to Asriel?
thebuttkingpost: I’m not sure if I’m experiencing some kind of delirium caused by a lack of sleep or what
kelagon: Coworker asked if I lost weight (nope), I must be looking a little different already, Yay!! congrats on 3 weeks :3
enecoo: enecoo: xcross15: enecoo: “We shouldn’t punch nazis” What a bloody joke But you can’t punch people if they aren’t breaking any laws. That would give grounds for a criminal case against you. We should just continue not caring
derekhaleoween: sometimes i recognize the fact that if my best friend and i were fictional characters people would ship us
What I do not understand is people comin to me with fuckin shit constantly on my day off as if I were here with my nametag, walkie, and business casual. Bitch no. You can treat me like the MOD when I am the MOD. Customers I expect to know better and still
saikkysecrets: Super quick fanart doodle for @wuffen’s fic “kids these days” that got me feel dem feels. :||| senpai noticed Tadashi… (Not so sure if this one is good to be noticed) just needed to get this out of my system ;; v ;;“”“”
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it
What if Every Song on Drake’s New Album Was an Epsode of Seinfeld? (via noiseymusic) Hey whats up! You know the rapper Drake? k, so, his new albem ‘Nothing Ever Is The Same’ just got release for free downloade via ilegal websites.
what if making good art is what makes you happy? why do the two have to be mutually exclusive? the myth of the suffering artist is mind boggling to me.
What if I just make all my students refer to me by my last name without a Mr./Mrs./Ms./whatever in front of it? Then the polite students shit themselves and go “B-b-but is it… are you… what are you?” And I just glare at them
What if I got a portrait of Alexander Hamilton on my thigh? Would anyone talk to me afterwards? Or would they just not be surprised? Also, how ridic would it be if one day I got so angry when talking to a student I HIKED UP MY SKIRT AND SCREAMED,
What I’m getting at is if you want to interact with me at all, please don’t misgender me. If I look like I’m on the verge of a panic attack, please get me somewhere safe. If I am putting up distressed text posts, please make sure
what if I just went to the con depersonalized then if I saw her I would feel NOTHING. PERFECT.
if i was in dragon age, what race and class would i be?
If you feel like you really, really need to talk shit about my friends’ blogs, then at least have the fucking decency to do it WITHOUT hiding behind anon. Shows only what a fucking miserable coward you are. Please choke on my enormous imaginary
stfuconservatives: seriouslyamerica: ladyatheist: logicd: Yup Neither person would fucking “scare me” if they were walking through my neighborhood at night. Oh, and we’re just straight up lying now and saying that he had “gang related tattoos”?
what-if-stars-flew-by: have you ever just stopped and realized that if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different
What if the MUN had a warning label? What would it say?
cobaltdays: kingjaffejoffer: bitterbitchclubpresident: fifteenfathomscounted: I get that native Americans are upset, I get it. That being said, this country would NOT be what it is today if the actions of our past were not taken What do you mean
IF THE ENTIRE THING IS CALLED A POPSICLE, THEN WHAT IS THE FROZEN PART THAT’S NOT THE STICK CALLED
What if there are more Black people in America than a census 'tells' us? What if the white social hierarchy is reporting this false information so we won't feel entitled to fuck some shit up?
What if, mirrors aren't just our reflections, but actually ourselves, but living a different life. What if it only stops & looks the same when you look at it, but as soon as you look away, your own different lives continue?
what if everyone in one direction was black cash money young money direction with their hit single what makes you fine as hell damn shawty what cho name is
what if it wasnt imposible to think if I would like this time of year if I were cis and had a decent figure.
What if I never find a way to cope with what I am and what I’ll never have and life will have been in vain :/
What if I were good enough, what if everything were different?
What if someone liked me. What if we had dinner, strolled through book shops took a walk home and fell asleep on the sofa and you woke up with a extra blanket.
What if improving life quality were just a matter of lifestyle and the choices in food and level of exercise and the strive for mental and physical health. What if.
what if people around me when I grew up would have been honest? What if they wouldn’t have said it will get better and easier? Maybe i would at least trust them on like a basic level of trust.. probably.. possibly
What if I were good enough to find anything positive or slightly enjoyable with this anatomy. This can’t go on. I’m just not good enough to see the good in being this disgusting failure. What if I were valid and functioning. I deserve nothing
What if in understood how to be socially skilled enough to deserve a friend. Like what if I were good enough so that someone actually enjoyed spending time with me. Maybe it would do me good.
What if I win the lottery tonight so I can become a happy bean. just what if.
What if there were a way to make the autism go away and I could be a good and functional person. Just what if
What if body positivity wasn’t impossible. What if?
What if sundays were about giving a partner lots of orgasms before breakfast in bed. like what if
what if i doodled sachiko and yumi what if
if-only-anime-were-real: 8ecre8tive: hanjl-zoe: inyuyasha: 8oo: what if connie died and one day sasha turns around to crack a joke but connie wasnt there if sasha was the one who died, i could see connie bringing a portion of his meals to her
don’t bring your child if you are buying drugs. I don’t give a shit if it’s “just marijuana” - if you are illegally purchasing drugs don’t involve your child in ANY WAY
