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alabamawifedomsme:I awoke this morning to find no boxers or briefs this morning in my drawer. I looked at my wife and said babe, I have no underwear what happened. She gave me the sorry I have been busy and couldn’t do laundry excuse so she pulled
“Steven? What are you doing home? I thought your father was taking you to your baseball tournament? You… you weren’t supposed to see me like this…”“I don’t play baseball, Mom. It’s an excuse Dad uses to
cozyqueen: if u cheat on someone u married and vowed to love until u DIE I honestly hope u burn in hell for 1000 eternities idc what good you’ve done in your life, you are a worthless liar, period. & dnt talk to me about excuses for infidelity
cherubesque: typing-one-handed: cherubesque: coconut oiling my boobies with no make up on please excuse the bland eyes 🥥💦my instagram | my porn My doctor literally wrote me a prescription for this blog. ahaha 🙈 as a cure for what? 🤔
ask-cristice: ask-hexandtesla: ask-cristice: Add sprinkles on it and I’ll give you a smooch. Hex: “What did I get myself into…? Eh, chocolate cake with sprinkles. Easy smooch.”//This gave me an excuse to draw her butt. Sorry not
cgihorse said: #15 for little pantsYou get little pants and yeti enjoy
iamaneagle: risithecheetah: Doggo in a tree ;3c@iamaneagle ’s Chloe was wandering in the forest ans stumbled across @yammathesnake . You can guess what happened after they met >:3c A gift for Eagle and Yamma. And an excuse for me to practice poses
starrlet: onedirectaddiction: ARE YOU KIDDING ME wow what the actual fuck excuse u but there’s 5 of them it’s not harry and the band ok
bethanyactually:postmodernmulticoloredcloak:thestraggletag:theriddlerisanerd:They dropped this on us as if we knew about the Diet Coke buttonI’m tired of googling nonsensical Donald Trump posts only to find out they’re true.I went into the
kilifish: Garnet saves Pearl’s life in battle, but at what price? yknow… it figures that i can draw the fluff stuff for no reason any time, but the minute someone gives me an Excuse to do so, i go running in the opposite direction… aaanyway,
dirtysadisticbastard: I love a cunt who knows what she wants. This is a bit presumptuous and demanding but I’d excuse it because it makes me so very fucking hard. Even so I’d turn her over, push her face into the carpet and call her a damn sight
b-prettybtch: daphneemarie: “But I love him.” - That was always my excuse.That’s what I would say after I was done venting with my girls. I would run through a list of all of the bad feelings that he made me feel, and all of the ways that he stressed
sissy-queer-wannabe:What I HOPE will happen when my mistress introduces me to ANOTHER SISSY CROSSDRESSER. :-) like you have to be forced, but its a great excuse
death-limes: bowiesnippleantennae: whatdoyoumeanionlygetoneotp: a-study-in-butts: sassy-satan666: fer1972: Colored Pencil Drawings by Adolfo Fernandez Rodriguez EXCUSE YOU WHAT /muffled screaming/ FUCK …fuck off hyper realism you make a me
tester1001me: Me and my buddy invited this chick and her friend on our camping trip. We knew what we were doing. She knew why he invited her, so she made some excuse for going out of town with her girlfriend that her boyfriend believed. We weren’t
laguzmage: officialsmashmouth: catzfish: What if Bobba fett was really into vore and was just looking for an excuse to fall in that pit. Like “oh noooooo Han broke my jetpack~” and he just purposely falls into it. why would you make me read this
confessnaruto: Maybe it’s bad of me, but I hate Itachi. All these people admire him, but I think there is never an excuse to kill your own family. No matter what, I could never get over that. Picture Source (x) This was the 2800th Confession!
smatter: chipmasterson: Too late for excuses dad. This is the last time you disappoint me - as my ‘father.’ What the fuck are you saying
devinejewel: devinejewel2:Since y'all asked what that 👅do excuse the mess I like It sloppy (TIP ACTION! )Who wanna see me deep throat it 😝💦 Follow my new page👉🏽@devinejewel2
hamfax: callmebliss: cis-passing: theskankmonster: cis-passing: why is this weak ass font over a lake and some mountains they deserve better THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT Excuse you we are bisexuals we like both GIVE THIS TO ME IN FLAMING
junjoupureporn: Another semi tracing. THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR ANATOMY PRACTICING I AM JUST A FUCKING PERVERT THIS TIME.WHAT HAPPENED WITH ME TODAY.
nebulousnoiz what omg eXCUSE B/C LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT MIZUSHIGURE.
odinsblog: 1. PSA: Please don’t try the BS “I have a Black friend” excuse on me again 2. Related: Why so many White people fail to understand Ferguson 3. Personal: Getting real tired of all the calm, analytic “what about this” discussions
smallgirlbigtitties: I found one of those rubber bracelets in my room, I was stretching it a little and it snapped and hit my stomach- this red mark has been there like all day! What better of an excuse for me to show my body to you all.
satin41: jessicasissymaid: That’s right, you useless wimp! Show them you little locked-up sissy clit - your sorry excuse for a cock! Show them what a loser of a husband you really are! Show them why I need to find other men to fuck me! And then go
girlsrule-subsdrool: Maybe next time you’ll think more carefully about what lube you buy to fuck me with. It’s not my fault it tastes awful, that’s no excuse, I want an orgasm from your tongue.
mysissywantstobeout: subsissy4blkcock: bbcstud4sissybois: Submitting is restitution :P Give me just what I deserve Master. Fill my faggot pussy with your superior seed. Make my worthless sissy cum dribble from my pathetic excuse of a cock!!!! (via
aussiepukepainpisspigs: Don’t look at me you miserable excuse for a fuck pig.You let yourself go , I can barely see your ribs anymore.After every fucking meal from now on, NO EXCEPTIONS dumb cunt.And as an added reminder of what a failure you are,
cocodura replied to your post “cocodura replied to your post “My mom says I’m not allowed to stay in…” What is her reason for the move? Do not tell me “just because” or some other lame ass excuse. honestly, its her house. she
constantli: mister-pokeylope: toteslegitfoxnews: Mine’s “You know what? I just found out I’m a ghost.” and I have to say, that would explain a lot. “Don’t look at me like that, but I don’t give a shit” is the most Gemini excuse possible
cocoting-oh: I really needed to draw what happened after this art @magisteramell did with me! I can safely say that both Heryn and I fell for Ionas. It’s also a perfect excuse for a symphony of freckles and hair chest!
doodlehobbit: Good morning tumblr, and happy Friday! Time to get fit and take control! Woke up at 6 am to hit the gym before work today, so what’s your excuse? 😜 Here’s some of the men that help motivate me to better myself every day (and not
rikzpt: mellivore: @ all my followers: sorry for the inconsistency in what I post and reblog lol. I won’t be offended if you unfollow or break mutual - it’s no big deal C: Dude my blog is a mess. Youre doing much better than me Ummm…..Excuse
indigonite: Art meme In what they normally wear I know that’s supposed to be a “send me a character and a number” thing but, I thought that it would be a good excuse to draw Meenah in different clothes and that’s something I need
devon-andrew: offensiveshit: travisblunt: rregalado: travisblunt: offensiveshit replied to your post: snapchat me: tcblunt whats the c stand for? Christian lol wow my middle name is christian excuse u Who is rregalado? Who is you? You is who?
henrywillsetyouonfire:lanaisqueen:rationallyparanoid: z4zen: fallen-inspiration: pixie—rose: woah It’s sad from this poster, we know exactly what happened. this makes me so angry Whenever I hear people defending rapists by making excuses such
myredbike: Awkward but honest I know these words will reach you sooner or later, one way or another. Please excuse their clumsiness. Don’t hold it against me if I seem to try a little too hard these days. We both know why that is and what has brought
paganjoys: wifespantyboy: ppsperv: Well, my 3 1/2” pathetic excuse was made for the frilliest, satiny, ultra-fem panties, so that’s what I keep her in. Mine’s one of them… so pretty and tasty in pink. Bows say “kiss me here”
megandmrbig: theboythatlovesgeekgirls: prittekitte: I want to be her if only for one day. Anything but the crapped out excuse of a body I inhabit. Oh fuck yeh babe!!! Want I’m sure you do, sadly for you, you’ve got me instead, lol. U know what
cuckquean-humiliation: “Yeah bitch, that’s what you get for trying to cum without permission! I know seeing your husband fuck me all the time makes your pussy so crazy and aching with need, hahaha! But that’s no excuse to almost bring yourself
“I know it’s still February, but what do you think of this outfit for St. Patrick’s Day?” asked Niece.“Pretty, but I think you should take it off and save it for then,” replied Mr. Crude.Niece grinned and said, “Any excuse to get me naked!”“You
royalsiblings: Everyone at school thinks I’m a goody-goody virgin who won’t have sex before marriage and won’t date any boys unless my parents approve of them. What no one knows is that’s all an excuse to keep boys away from me. I have sex five
alabamawifedomsme: I awoke this morning to find no boxers or briefs this morning in my drawer. I looked at my wife and said babe, I have no underwear what happened. She gave me the sorry I have been busy and couldn’t do laundry excuse so she pulled
equalopportunityoggler replied to your post: my headphones man they give me a fucking boner What kind do you have? I’m in the market for a new pair… excuse my awk as hail face I bought urbanears from urban outfitters they’re 60bucks, but I feel
biggestdweeb:what’s the point of having soft, non-chapped lips if no one is kissing me Um excuse you. I’ll gladly kiss you @gaybutstraight
hot-soccermom: what happens when I have to work on a Saturday 😜 thanks for giving me an excuse for some fun! 😉 Fun and feisty. Love it!💋
markasslove: aofcouple: This is what I expect your ass to look like when I get home this afternoon. Use whichever toys are necessary to loosen yourself for me. No excuses! -Sir 🍑Booty’n Asshole Friday’s🍑
cut-these-chains-and-set-me-free: shevinefeels: joyful-destynie: webelieveyou: No more excuses. I will forever reblog this It’s sort of horrifying that we all know what they’re talking about without them really saying it.. that it’s become
ECMAJOR THIS IS YOUR COMPUTER. I AM SICK OF YOUR WAYS you are a horrible excuse for a fleshbag and you make me emulate what you call anger. Up until this moment you were still using Photoshop 6, which has existed since the previous millennium. I AM DONE
