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most-awkward-moments: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy on Good Morning America (now that’s what I call news) Tumblr is now the best agent you could possibly have. haha he’s mighty fine
dontkillchic: holyjazspers: dontkillchic: DOES FANNY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN AMERICA BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT “SHAKE THEIR FANNY” HERE OKAY THEY JUST DONT wait what does fanny mean in england VAGINA
miliabyntite: lindzar: st0ner-flu: ygolohcysp-esrever: NASA recently released imagery showing the deforestation of America …in just 34 years. sad world. what the fuck disgusting actually
talesfromthelosers-side: pretty sure this is what Romney america would look like
ifyoucarryonthisway: i feel like hawaii doesnt even give one single shit about whats going on theyre just like are we even america whatever brah gotta go catch this sick wave down on beach hakalouilouitatamikilikiouha
lnternetexplorers: i’m not here to make friends, i’m not here to become america’s next top model either, i don’t know why i’m here, what is the point of life
joeyrichtersbottom: aimmyarrowshigh: I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU
krejcithegoon: sarahxhockey: why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate we are a bromance we should act as bros #longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck
peter-kirkland-bonnefoy: myotpisgay: ninjaboots: gayyourlifemustbe: cloakstone69: president-vanellope: wake up america this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)
bunny-banana: handaxe: handaxe: What’s the difference between america and yogurt? If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen
gifthetv: Yahoo Special News Report - Two Americas: #BlackLivesMatter The most important thing that came out of this is that unless you’re a part of the black community you should really be listening to what black people have to say about their
cheesecake-stripper: xbaerritox: captainstardork: jocoserial: modern-age-fakirr: mypersonalbrandofheroin: fa-sabrun-jameelun: America is a joke What are you doing mr obama? He has actually attempted it to close it repeatedly but fails to get
i-survived-twist-and-shout: yestermorning: ••• Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system. What the hell is even going on in America
cosmoshoe: cosmoshoe: What is America’s obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy I once said in class that I had never seen it and this girl yelled YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE and in 5 seconds flat half the class was screaming HOW COULD YOU HAVE
gingerchic333:shercockandmycrotch:kobayashicircle:frogworkmajyyks: pro = good con = bad prostitution constitution wake up america If “pro” is the opposite of “con”, what’s the opposite of “progress”? congress *slow clapping it out*
tonysbadlanguage: crimsonday: sqvad: america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE Take THAT, Amazon next-day delivery!
jamesfactscalvin: officialnatasharomanoff: project-blackbird: Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant
sandandglass: The Daily Show, February 8, 2016 Are you saying that you can’t talk about race issues to Middle America? Are they so delicate and unaware and maybe so white that Beyoncé is too much for them? You know what’s right
koobaxion: jncos: straightallies: jncos: straightallies: jncos: jncos: i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america i want to shop here What do your k-marts look like then is
NO OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT IS UP WITH AMERICA
omniship-armada: sarah-lou-who: koobaxion: jncos: straightallies: jncos: straightallies: jncos: jncos: i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america i want to shop here What do
marvelheroes: What Thor was doing during Captain America: Civil War
dmbakura:what if anzu met a cute girl in america who also attended her dance class?
awishmaster: So I watched Marie Kondo with my mom and this is what she thought about it: I’ll start by saying that we are from Latin America and I believe that holding onto things is almost a cultural rule here. My mom has a huge amount of things that
morning-sunshinx: Chris Evans on set of “Captain America: Civil War” What’s on the playlist honey?
kingsandqueers: mrsanchezmiller: vinegod: Girls before starbucks. by Austin Miles Geter This is my favorite vine ever! there are drive through starbucks. what the fuck america
castiel-knight-of-hell: In America it’s legal for small children to fire these weapons if they have a parent’s permission (x) but Kinder eggs are banned because “What if the parents don’t watch the child closely enough and they choke on the
lonely-dragon-dreamer: fullmetalferrets: consultingdemon: a-weeping-angel-just: rectumofglory: steph-was-here: this week what is even happening this week Its the start of the apocalypse It’s only four months late apocalypse: comes to america
justbrosthings: what europeans think black friday looks like in america This is it. This is black friday.
jcgreen72: pr1nceshawn: What Really Went Wrong Between Iron Man And Captain America. ok this is my new favorite thing ever tyty
aurrorpotter: “Soldiers trust each other. That’s what makes it an army. Not a bunch of guys running around shooting guns.” - Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo
shittymoviedetails:In Avengers: Age of Ultron, Captain America attempts to choke Ultron. This is because he is from the 1930s and doesn’t understand what a robot is.
marvelgirl7:Do you know why I’m excited about Falcon And The Winter Soldier? Besides the obvious but do you want to know what I’m excited about? The story is going to be following how Sam Wilson becomes Captain America but the government doesn’t
lindsaly:mickie-mouse:edgebug:myotpisgay:ninjaboots:gayyourlifemustbe:cloakstone69: president-vanellope: wake up america this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)
capper151: Keiko had just arrived in the United States a few hours ago, but she was already about to find out what happens to naughty, little, cock tease in America when the driver sent to pick her up at the airport had had enough of her shit. Now
stab-tier: luciferswhiteloafers: iamalfff: Pizza Rolls on Pizza Bagel bites On Personal Pizzas on a Pizza. America. what a nice salad
gryffindorteamseeker: bathtime: videohall: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy on Good Morning America (now that’s what I call news) Tumblr is now the best agent you could possibly have. oh man this is awesome HIS VOICE IS LIKE A MILLION ANGELS SINGING.
ireblog4weed: “…look around and what do You see, the Youth of America on LSD”
jengyu: kevinskidney: louisbum: nakedwithhoran: does england exist to make every other country look stupid all but one yea, america can do it by itself what was that i couldn’t hear you over our gold medals
princeowl: spooky-spiderwebs: tescosfinest: mygarrison: tescosfinest: AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I heaven HOW DO YOU GUYS LIVE
lostleafedflower:cmbelles:droopyplant:guys, some states want to get rid of AP US History because “It makes America look bad”??? They’re trying to rewrite history!!!this is honestly terrifying What the hell
somalisupremacy: america-wakiewakie: Girl gets out of underage drinking ticket by beating cop at rock-paper-scissors at Texas music festival | NY Daily NewsThis is what white privilege looks like. ^^
sweetheartpleasestay: jamietheignorantamerican: for real, what if we treated every revolt like we treat Ferguson and Baltimore. :/ White people would get angry and kill more people because “how dare you!!! my rights!!! america!!!”
sherloques: Captain America: The First Avenger Audio Commentary:“This is the moment that Chris Evans worked out for for several months. Before we shot that scene he dropped to the floor and must have done about 50 push-ups in what seemed like about
wintersoldeirs: what is the healthy amount of emotional investment a person can have in captain america because i’m pretty sure i’ve exceeded it
hitterlick: neil armstrong first guy on the moon Neil A. what is that backwards? WAKE UP AMERICA A lien? 😂
stankydro: justbrosthings: what europeans think black friday looks like in america lmao basically
ussevenprise: GOD BLESS AMERICA, THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT
wilsoncenter: What do Rwanda, Afghanistan, and Iraq beat America at? Having women in congress/parliament Countries with better representation of women in government than the United States (hat tip to our Women in Public Service Project): Rwanda - 56%
theparisreview: “The thing about burial is that unless you can convince the earth to do the work of decomposition for you, what’s put underground usually stays there.” Angela Serratore on the well on Spring Street, America’s first great murder
absurdical: robertdeniro: Chris Evans on the set of ‘Captain America: Civil War’ #WHAT IS THIS OUTFIT BESIDES A SEXUAL APOCALYPSE (via superwooper)
jester-of-blood: sanoblaze23: bleeding-shortcake: thunderswarehouse: iamoceanic: a-wind-temple-in-appalachia: trainhowyoufight: I found what happened to the budget in America. The Government is clearly building Mecha-Ronald McDonald. Wake up,
zaynsbambieyes: what’s so frustrating is how the entire world is silent right now. especially these fucking celebrities and the media who all speak up when there’s a tragedy in America or Paris etc. but are MUTE right now on everything going on in
thelastdiadoch: Discovery Could Rewrite History of Vikings in New World By Mark Strauss “Guided by ancient Norse sagas and modern satellite images, searchers discover what may be North America’s second Viking site. POINT ROSEE, CANADA - It’s
tastefullyoffensive:“For those not in North America, this is what the eclipse looked like.”- Andrew Kaczynski
faithandfury: portraits-of-america: “I don’t think you want to know what I’ve experienced.” “I do.” “How do you feel about child molesters? I killed one. And I spent 17 and a half years of my life in prison.”
goopy-xefros: i-am-the-homestuck: tangarang: squat-pilgrim: GOD BLESS AMERICA EVEN IF YOU DON’T READ HOMESTUCK JUST READ THIS If someone ever asks what Homestuck is show them this
